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Submitted by Flack: Shitting On Your Virtual World Since 2004 (View user info) at 2008-04-04 18:30:54 EDT


So the other night I drank a bunch of Breckenridge Oatmeal Stout and a bunch of Bell's Special Double Cream Stout. The next morning, I woke up and literally shit black. This continued throughout much of the hangover-ridden day.

2 days ago I had to stop smoking weed. Before Febuary 1st, the last time I smoked it was June of last year. When I came home, I started smoking. However, now I have a physical coming up for the Air Force Reserves in about 3 1/2 weeks and there will be a urinalysis. Right now, my girlfriend is sitting next to me smoking some really super-awesome chronic. God, being responsible sucks ass.

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

32 oz of white vinager

a gallon of water a day for a week

living healthy and a good clean month



you could still smoke

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:48:31 EDT (#)
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You are a fucking retard, Yozz.

I know, from personal experience, that being around second-hand marijuana WILL NOT constitute a positive result on a urinalysis. The only way you will piss hot for THC is if you actually imbibe the shit.

Now, if she was too take a large hit, then lock lips and exhale it into my mouth, then, yes, I would probably piss hot. But that's not happening.
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Uh-huh. Good luck on your piss test - you're gonna need it.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:56:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 03:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor you :(

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-04 22:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:36:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should just buy one of those special "energy drinks" and enjoy yourself.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a fucking retard, Yozz.

I know, from personal experience, that being around second-hand marijuana WILL NOT constitute a positive result on a urinalysis. The only way you will piss hot for THC is if you actually imbibe the shit.

Now, if she was too take a large hit, then lock lips and exhale it into my mouth, then, yes, I would probably piss hot. But that's not happening.



Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Little info for yozz's dumbass.

Second hand weed smoke DOSENT HAVE AS MUCH THC IN IT AS A NORMAL HIT.

Also the method of smoking alters the amount of thc you take in.

The amount, duration, quality ect.

However smoking is not the same as inhaling second hand pot smoke.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:35:37 EDT (#)
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Little info for you dumbass - the second-hand smoke you are taking in RIGHT NOW will show up on the test. You might as well go ahead an indulge. Either that or you need to kick the gf outside.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You quickly realise what this was about. Good work.


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