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Submitted by Isaac Tootin (View user info) at 2008-04-04 19:38:08 EDT


I am typing in real time oh year it is on

Stream of consciousness it has been about 23 seconds and I'm still typing with all the fury of your dad after you knocked over his bowling statue that he won in Korea while avoiding combat. Way to serve. Let's support that guy

You dad brought back more Korean Syphilis that I want to think about

Bunnies are cute. What if bunnies were mixed with baby kittens. You would have a fiercely cute jumping teddy hugging love machine. Bunnies make angels smile. Your dad makes angel punish penises with puss lumps. Way to go fruit-pop.

Ok, ok a minute or so left. You should like totally plant a tree it helps your lungs and ladies like dudes that act like they care about nature and stuff.

Look.

You: trees:

her: I'm so wet

You: bunnies

Her: can you do me a favor and sex my face

You: Nature

Her: (takes out vagina and rubs it on your leg)

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's hard to write stream of consciousness stuff without it sucking.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why knot?

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-04 22:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 21:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-04 19:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Her: (takes out bloody vagina and rubs it on your leg)


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and we can't both win.

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