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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2008-04-04 19:50:49 EDT
I'm timing this.
I met Bree Olson today. She was being interviewed by the magazine I edit, and she stopped by with copies of her latest DVD, some sort of music cds, some promotional posters to sign, and an agent, a director, and a guy dressed up in a chicken suit.
Don't ask me what was up with the chicken suit guy. Anne from the ad department asked him who he was, and he just said, "Dale, from Tennessee."
Bree was small and clean and nicely dressed. She had a lot of makeup on. You couldn't tell if she was young or old with that much makeup on. Anne from the ad department handed me a poster and Bree took it from me to sign.
"Experima, I would love to have lesbian love babies with you. Bree Olson," she wrote.
The receptionist whispered about her behind her back after she left the room to do her interview.
"She wasn't very nice. I didn't like her at all. Seemed sort of...[pushes her nose up]...snobby," she said.
I replied, "Well, she signed a poster that she wanted to have lesbian love babies with me."
The receptionist looked disappointed. "Want to trade with me?" she said. "She just signed 'Bree Olson' on mine."
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-01 20:39:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:16:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-25 15:58:21 EDT (#)
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hey this was posted on my birthday.
sweet gift.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-25 15:45:58 EDT (#)
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reminds me of when I met Sarah Jessica Parker
she is a lot shorter than I expected
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-12 16:09:52 EDT (#)
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oh, the things i would do to her...
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:10:28 EDT (#)
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super!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 01:33:59 EDT (#)
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retarded retal below
Submitted by ByronHadley (user info) at 2008-04-09 01:19:57 EDT (#)
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You posted 5 minutes ago.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:33:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115904#2683798
I <3 those reviews...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:29:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:29:03 EDT (#)
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Additional +2 for great hate : http://www.ubersite.com/m/115904#2683762
hmmmm,boobs.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:06:48 EDT (#)
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hello deah missus EX!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:30:00 EDT (#)
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oooooooh, i want one of those...
hi, M!
hi, Kaos!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:35:21 EDT (#)
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she was great on the howard stern show...
SYBIAN + experima = Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:52:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:43:15 EDT (#)
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hey, mwg! i FINALLY figured out what i'm going to mail you art-wise. :)
hope your trip was awesome. i wanna hear about it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:06:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 03:23:14 EDT (#)
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I thought that might be it, but I wasn't sure! I will email you when I get home, mail on this thing takes ages :(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-06 01:35:36 EDT (#)
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sounds good. can they be Chinese, though?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-05 20:05:12 EDT (#)
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I'd have lesbian love babies with you too, let's get started.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-05 18:48:30 EDT (#)
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B@W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Boobs at work.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:36:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:40:44 EDT (#)
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-2 my drunk typing
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LUSH! I got a quick smile and grey eyes. Sup?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:36:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:40:44 EDT (#)
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-2 my drunk typing
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LUSH! I got a quick smile and grey eyes. Sup?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:36:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:40:44 EDT (#)
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-2 my drunk typing
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LUSH! I got a quick smile and grey eyes. Sup?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:33:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:40:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:09:11 EDT (#)
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I do not enjoy her work. I'd like to meet Sasha Grey, though.
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I saw the AVN awards and that she won this year and couldn't help laughing my ass off when she started crying and got all emotion...cause I've seen her swallow mutant huge dick.
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HAHAHA I did not seethe AVNs but I bet Katy did maybeshe can send me footage. That surprises me in a way because she's only 19, but seems so over it all, I wouldn't expect to see her cry. -2 my drunk typing
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Yup, I thought she had no chance but she ended up winning and was just adorable all crying and emotional. It was far to cute and nice for a girl I know could suck the bolts from a submarine.
...and katy is a total prude btw!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:32:02 EDT (#)
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JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude, i've missed you. write me would ya??
thanks rorrim!
orphelia, it's experima.at.gmail.com
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:18:59 EDT (#)
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Te quiero mucho.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:13:11 EDT (#)
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Not bad in 5 minutes!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:13:08 EDT (#)
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I need your email, I can't find it!! :)
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-05 01:44:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:40:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:09:11 EDT (#)
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I do not enjoy her work. I'd like to meet Sasha Grey, though.
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I saw the AVN awards and that she won this year and couldn't help laughing my ass off when she started crying and got all emotion...cause I've seen her swallow mutant huge dick.
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HAHAHA I did not seethe AVNs but I bet Katy did maybeshe can send me footage. That surprises me in a way because she's only 19, but seems so over it all, I wouldn't expect to see her cry. -2 my drunk typing
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:30:51 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:09:11 EDT (#)
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I do not enjoy her work. I'd like to meet Sasha Grey, though.
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I saw the AVN awards and that she won this year and couldn't help laughing my ass off when she started crying and got all emotion...cause I've seen her swallow mutant huge dick.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:02:03 EDT (#)
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You should take up that offer.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-04 22:49:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 21:27:36 EDT (#)
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DELICIOUS
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:57:26 EDT (#)
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never seen her work, but im sure i would be a huge fan.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:49:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115918 forgot to link.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:32:31 EDT (#)
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ooooh, whistler! have fun sweetie.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:31:38 EDT (#)
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Pure, unfiltered awesome.
Have a great weekend dahling - off to whistler.
WOO!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:30:30 EDT (#)
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i know you are, but what am I?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:29:25 EDT (#)
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SWEET.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:26:54 EDT (#)
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tits.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:24:08 EDT (#)
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TITS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
wait--
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:17:32 EDT (#)
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your doubt just cost you, mean Mr. Haiku.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:15:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:12:28 PDT (#)
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I've never seen her work. I imagine I will sometime this weekend, as I now have a free DVD of it.
Haiku, check your inbox.
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I picture you lying in wait, preparing to make fun of me with google chat when I sign in seconds after you posted that review.
Not this time!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:13:56 EDT (#)
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when I meet Sasha Grey, I'll post about that too then.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:12:28 EDT (#)
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I've never seen her work. I imagine I will sometime this weekend, as I now have a free DVD of it.
Haiku, check your inbox.
Bubba, I didn't even look at her body when she was here. Just noticed how short she was.
Then again, I'm wearing heels today, so...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:12:00 EDT (#)
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You prefer obscure, or abstract titties?
I mean, I'm not making a fuss over Ms. Olson's breasts, but I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say about them, or "titties" in general.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:09:48 EDT (#)
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Very generic titties.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:09:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:05:30 EDT (#)
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She's not bad, but you're hotter.
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I'm reserving judgment until the topless pictures I keep demanding appear in my inbox.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:09:11 EDT (#)
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I do not enjoy her work. I'd like to meet Sasha Grey, though.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:06:14 EDT (#)
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you know how to make a girl melt, St. Jimmy.
thanks.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:05:30 EDT (#)
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She's not bad, but you're hotter.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:05:06 EDT (#)
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2 B2B glossy trade magazines, not for sale to the public
Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:03:35 EDT (#)
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What magazine do you edit?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 19:56:07 EDT (#)
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me neither. but it kind of can't be helped with this kind of thing happening.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-04 19:55:13 EDT (#)
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experima? NSFW? I don't associate those two things with each other.