5 minutes of bullshit (512 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.9 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Botanist. (View user info) at 2008-04-05 05:26:34 EDT
Okay,
ready set go
I have a plant which used to produce beautiful orange flowers; now this plant is almost dead. I put it outside too early and now the leaves are withering and I think I may just have to buy a new plant.
That's the nice thing about plants, you don't feel too much guilt when thy die. Cats. on the other hand, are a completely different story.
I have had two cats in my apartment since I moved to New York. Both of them were petulant, whiny little furballs who wanted to go outside all the time, and let me know it by being as annoying as possible. So I installed a cat-door. The first cat was run over by a car, and uber, I don't think it makes me less of a man to admit that I cried when I found out about Millie's death. The second cat just ran away, and really, fuck her.
3 minutes 54 seconds. Gotta wrap it up.
Gabbly. I just discovered gabbly (probably because it was on the uberboard) and it is fun. I asked these questions out of complete boredom.
Madison Square Garden; not on Madison, not a square, not a garden.
There is no egg and no cream in an egg cream. discuss.
I think I went over time. Steak, feel free to disqualify my entry.
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS POST IS BULLSHIT.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115024
Or a shortcutted version:
PO BOX 1283
Jackson, Ga, 30233
Mail away at your heart's content.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-06 15:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do do de do...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-05 13:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you're that guy I submitted to bored at work, I can +2 you.
This is important too, Orphelia, always take credit for other people's work.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-05 13:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 09:34:16 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sure that if you talked to most people on uber, it would be the same.
-----------------------
I tried to, they ignored me 'cos i have no personality. lol.
-----------------------
What you should of said was, "I went on gabbly, but they were talking about retarded shit like egg cream and 'why is it called Madison Square Garden?' I promptly remembered those subjects weren't funny or interesting when Jerry Seinfeld presented them in the 90s, decided to cut my losses and signed out. The "X" button never looked so appealing..."
You should never admit faults on the internet, it's totally against the rules.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 12:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sure that if you talked to most people on uber, it would be the same.
-----------------------
I tried to, they ignored me 'cos i have no personality. lol.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-05 12:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 05:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went on Gabbly and discovered I have nothing to say.
I do not have personality outside of Uber.
--
I am sure that if you talked to most people on uber, it would be the same.
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU CANNOT PICK APART YOUR FUCKING REVIEWS.
Have to do it in real time?
HUH.
Nothing. Thats right. Nothing will happen.
Its just a website.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yesterday I saw a homeless dude walking down the street carrying a dead cat with him by its tail. He got part way down the block, where the tail slipped through his fingers and the cat thudded onto the ground. He didn't say a word, just picked it back up and kept walking.
Not even my cat, but something about the situation made me want to cry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 09:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had no idea you were a botanist, Sally.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 05:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And regarding the plant, you *should* feel guilty. It was a needless death that with due care and attention, could have been avoided. Get some cati. They never die. I should know, I have nearly one hundred.
People who choose to eat liquorice are odd.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 05:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went on Gabbly and discovered I have nothing to say.
I do not have personality outside of Uber.