Five minute post. - Sex: Sold Out (423 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Glenn Carey <g.l.e.n.n.carey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-04-05 05:40:47 EDT
Does sex still sell? I think it definitely used to but then everybody became accustomed to billboards and television advertisements heavily laden with breasts, buttocks and bulges. Well, everybody but staunch Muslims. One thing we can be sure of: terrorism will end when Coca-Cola starts their marketing campaign in the Middle East. Those poor sorry fuckers will be so busy rubbing out one after the other in front of a television set that suicide bombings will lose all appeal. Think about Achmed's delight when he weighs the possibility of seventy-two virgins with the stone cold reality of titties being shoved in his face 24/7.
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-05 16:09:08 EDT (#)
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hmm...i'm trying to imagine burqa clad women selling coke to the Middle East and you know what,it wouldn't work.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-05 15:56:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:06:14 EDT (#)
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I hate coca cola advertisements. Wooo hooo! Beach party! Lets drink Coke!
When I drink it, I never have that much fun, nor do I look as good.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-05 10:55:37 EDT (#)
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ffs its YOUR fault Bristol City are losing
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-05 10:13:11 EDT (#)
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It isn't that sex doesn't sell, but that sex is now a requirement to sell.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:44:51 EDT (#)
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Skank
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-05 05:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1. And that is being generous.