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Slam beat circle jerk beast-fuck poetry cream pie (416 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-04-05 12:33:28 EDT


Their wind takes your skirt and ruffles up your naked nethers You(')r(e) splayed, sighing(,s) slip(s(p[l]astics)(past)) your inky lips I probe your thrashing hiss staccato cackles, your moistened folds, all wrinkled, crackle I pry away your softened folds, rejoice in the resistance of your periods and stop a while in my tracks I exit you for (some emulsion gathered between your protuberances) a day or two. My fingers linger on your edges I find delight in the foreplay as I at last push past your meager pariphrases I('m s(a)in(other of [god]) [g](u)[rin]d(e))ning as the ark'd drive of your anaphoric thrusts constrict my coupling You guide me rigidly and grow fecund around my rigid digits Your teasing probing's growing stops and sinks past my pores Our time: (forever in a paragraph written with ink[saliva] on the skin) Morning finds you tucked within your cover Your face is dusted with the settling lingerings of our time together My Skin In Minute Flakes

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Nooooot Done. More to do. I'm going to submit this to a Canadian poetry contest upon its completion. The prize is $1,500. For any of you aspiring poets on here (that are Canadian) the site is www.arcpoetry.ca

Oh, criticize this please. Harshly. Or don't. Your call.

A prize of absolutely nothing to whoever can tell me who the poet in the attached picture is.

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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is Sparky McGee, inventor of the Toilet Stall Porno Haiku.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-06 03:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

that faggot ezra pound

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 03:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you(')re odd.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-06 02:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-05 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this rating is purely for the title.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-05 14:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the poet looks like electro's dad




Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-05 12:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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