R.I.P Charlton Heston (2283 hits)
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Submitted by TToM: From My Cold Dead...Oh (View user info) at 2008-04-06 06:30:34 EDT
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:37:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 23:32:40 BST (#)
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=you're all in the wrong except ttom
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As per
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-09 20:51:31 EDT (#)
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wow, the drama
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:44:48 EDT (#)
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btw, I'm playing poker with Kirk next month, so keep the template.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:27:45 EDT (#)
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From my cold dead cock.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-08 20:15:52 EDT (#)
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Look what the death of ol' Chuck caused.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:57:03 CDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:51:38 BST (#)
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Also, I don't have any 'beef' with you at all, but the way you're denying what you did is fucking pathetic.
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Do you consider it appropriate that anyone post someone else's details on Uber without their express permission?
I think it's an invasion of privacy.
We all choose handles (except for Rob Berg), images that we play up to, why on Uber you Hurty pretend to really be Scottish and not an American. That is your choice it is, after all, the internet. Be a woman, a mormon, a child abusing pop sensation.
I think Sico, or any other user was wrong and deserved a banning if he did indeed breach these simple courtesies.
I bet Shlongy is polite in real life and Davros extra ginger. Doesn't mean Shlongy has to be nice on Uber or Davros stop photoshopping the ginger shame away before we can all shun him. """
Fazakerly.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:47:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:19:46 EDT (#)
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there's a lot of arguments here
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WOah. Profound.
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i'm sorry, i'm not the type of person who likes to argue.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:14:22 EDT (#)
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What did either Simon or Brett every bring to the table?
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DJ Queerbait. That shit is gold.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:19:46 EDT (#)
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there's a lot of arguments here
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WOah. Profound.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:19:46 EDT (#)
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there's a lot of arguments here
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:43:04 EDT (#)
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I love on Uber when a completely unrelated post becomes the place where all the talking is donw aboot the latest shenanigans.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:48:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:52:22 EDT (#)
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omg...the roid raging psycho is back already?
STAY DOWN, GINGER, STAY DOWN
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:50:05 EDT (#)
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What's funny is that scourge complains of sico's whinging to his "uber-clique" but all he did was get huffy and cry to bart via email. LOL @ uberboard
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:33:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jaChSn7JkA&feature=related
LEVEL 18!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:32:11 EDT (#)
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While you were awake.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:31:27 EDT (#)
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Hurty has never once come onto me in the near year I have e known him.
:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:29:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8vFQccE3M&feature=related
Let us focus on the funny things.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:29:12 EDT (#)
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You do realise Hurty is an inveterate pervert? TAKE CARE OPHELIA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:16:58 EDT (#)
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oh, bart isn't going to remove anything for anyone.
except simon's ability to post and review.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:15:55 EDT (#)
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Not that giving hurty my password was poor judgement. The picture rocks!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:12:40 EDT (#)
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Oh, before I was duped, when I replied to everyone, I was talking to someone on email, I can't recall who, and Ithink they mentioned that was your name (just telling me about the 'faces' of Uber). I can't recall if it was your entire name, certainly the first name.
I was just saying when I read the comment, i didn't notice.
Make sure he doesn't remove the entire post!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:11:40 EDT (#)
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Doesn't matter anyway. He'll be back with 457 new alters.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:09:41 EDT (#)
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No, I am not saying it is ok, what he did is wrong. I am just saying I wouldn't reveal my info to many people on here. It does have risks, you don't truly know anyone do you?
I was duped a little back and it was nasty.
Having said that, I gave Hurty my orphy password today.
We all have moments of poor judgement and trust in the wrong people.
I just don't get whyit is such a big issue it has to steal my heat! lol.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:09:32 EDT (#)
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i asked him to remove the comment, orphelia.
it isn't something he does lightly. his decision to ban sico was his.
as far as you knowing my name... please explain exactly what you mean.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:05:42 EDT (#)
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scourge, I knew your name before that comment and it never clicked with me. (No surprise).
You should have asked bart to remove the comment also, it still exsists. He did it a few months back for someone else.
Red, there are worse people on Uber than sico. He took some flack really well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:05:38 EDT (#)
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are you really that fucking stupid, orphelia?
by that reasoning, anything that you have ever shared with anyone from this site is okay for them to post?
really?
stfu.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:02:49 EDT (#)
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i don't deny shit, kid.
i linked bart to simon's poor judgment and i'd do it to anyone else who posts my info. this is uber. then there is my life. the two don't need to meet. i guess simon shouldn't have stepped over a line that i told him long ago not to step over. now simon cries to his uber clique and they bash me.
if you wanna be his pal, explain to him that he got HIMSELF banned through his actions. bart doesn't ban people because someone 'whines about them being mean', otherwise me and shlongy and caul and apollo and method and muddy and hadley and you and a fucking slew of others would have all been banned a long fucking time ago.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:02:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:00:36 BST (#)
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Common courtesies. Exactly. Show me the rules page. There isn't one.
Every person who lets a stranger know their details via email surely understands the risks associated.
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Data protection act? You have a responsibility to guard data responsibly.
You are right about 'risks associated' - but do we really have to tolerate people who are knobs?
Sico's banning is no loss. He contributed nothing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:00:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eCoEI5pN8E
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:00:36 EDT (#)
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Common courtesies. Exactly. Show me the rules page. There isn't one.
Every person who lets a stranger know their details via email surely understands the risks associated.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:57:40 EDT (#)
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FOUR STRENGTH FOUR STAM LEATHER BELT AAAAAH OHHHHHHHH
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:51:38 BST (#)
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Also, I don't have any 'beef' with you at all, but the way you're denying what you did is fucking pathetic.
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Do you consider it appropriate that anyone post someone else's details on Uber without their express permission?
I think it's an invasion of privacy.
We all choose handles (except for Rob Berg), images that we play up to, why on Uber you Hurty pretend to really be Scottish and not an American. That is your choice it is, after all, the internet. Be a woman, a mormon, a child abusing pop sensation.
I think Sico, or any other user was wrong and deserved a banning if he did indeed breach these simple courtesies.
I bet Shlongy is polite in real life and Davros extra ginger. Doesn't mean Shlongy has to be nice on Uber or Davros stop photoshopping the ginger shame away before we can all shun him.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:51:38 EDT (#)
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Also, I don't have any 'beef' with you at all, but the way you're denying what you did is fucking pathetic.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:50:38 EDT (#)
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I know exactly what I'm talking about. Go eat a donut.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:50:00 EDT (#)
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"mamma", what the fuck?
I blame drugs.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:49:33 EDT (#)
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Uh oh, I can feel a Yo Mamma! fight brewing between Hurty and Scourge.
"Yo mamma is so fat, Ben Kenobi took one look at her and said, 'that's no moon, that's yo mamma!'"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:47:37 EDT (#)
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i've never threatened to post anyone's personal info on here, you stupid shit. you either don't know what you're talking about and you're going off half-cocked or you're spreading bullshit.
post what you please as long as it doen't have any of my personal info on it.
not sure what your beef with me is, but you can fuck yourself, you goddamn moron.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:35:49 EDT (#)
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Also, FG3, Sico got banned because of Scourge (he was a pussy and took offense to his name being on here, despite him having started the whole 'OMG I'LL PUT YOUR NAME ON UBER' thing with Sico). Don't have a clue about Oathmeal.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:39:27 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 05:56:09 EDT (#)
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Haha Scourge is a penis.
The thing you really have to remember is THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT. I've seen your whiny e-mail you wanker, go fellate Bart some more, it'll be awesome. He might even give you something in return this time.
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i'm not sure what email you're talking about you little fairy. the idea that simon cries to you about uber via email is almost as hilarious as and pathetic as you being his, i dunno... bodyguard?...here.
practice what you preach and learn to separate the two because you're exactly right you stupid motherfucker. it's the internet...simon forgets that and decides that bringing the outside world into it is a good idea.
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You want me to post your faggoty e-mails?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:25:37 EDT (#)
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There is a lot of attention on here for a couple of guys no one cared for.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:14:22 EDT (#)
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What did either Simon or Brett every bring to the table? Temper tantrums? Shit prose? Poorly photoshopped pics? If they're gone, who cares? This isn't a democracy. We are not gaurunteed due process or a fair and speedy trial. This is a privately owned website, and bart can do whatever he likes. I didn't whine when he wasn't banning that useless twat, and I'm sure as hell not going to whine afterwards.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:10:00 EDT (#)
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For the love of crap, bart finally banned that useless pile of retardation from this website. Probably not for long, mind you. I expect to see another sico alter any day now, and the sico account to be reopened when bart finally gets sick of the 80+ emails a day that useless crybaby slob is probably sending him. Still, when something actually goes RIGHT, you don't ask why. You just enjoy it and move on.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:03:58 EDT (#)
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What did he do this time to get banned, and why did Oathmeal get banned?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:00:41 EDT (#)
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simon is just stirring shit elsewhere because he no longer has his uber crack to keep him happy. he's too stupid to keep his bullshit straight i guess. and hurty is too stupid to realize that a forwarded email can be ***gasp*** altered.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:55:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 05:56:09 EDT (#)
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Haha Scourge is a penis.
The thing you really have to remember is THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT. I've seen your whiny e-mail you wanker, go fellate Bart some more, it'll be awesome. He might even give you something in return this time.
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Funny, I was just told in Gabbly that I sent that email...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:46:12 EDT (#)
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I've never emailed sico.
Reviews shouldn't be longer than posts.
Stop being so laaame, Uber, Jeebus.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:39:56 EDT (#)
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Yes, that'll do.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:30:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:55:45 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I kept laughing every time the news would play the video clip of him waving that rifle around talking about prying it out of his cold dead hands? Should the people who kept playing that clip feel bad for playing it in the first place?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:39:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 05:56:09 EDT (#)
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Haha Scourge is a penis.
The thing you really have to remember is THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT. I've seen your whiny e-mail you wanker, go fellate Bart some more, it'll be awesome. He might even give you something in return this time.
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i'm not sure what email you're talking about you little fairy. the idea that simon cries to you about uber via email is almost as hilarious as and pathetic as you being his, i dunno... bodyguard?...here.
practice what you preach and learn to separate the two because you're exactly right you stupid motherfucker. it's the internet...simon forgets that and decides that bringing the outside world into it is a good idea.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:02:22 EDT (#)
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Get me off your post you goddamn dirty ape!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-07 07:31:37 EDT (#)
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Popotamus?
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 05:56:09 EDT (#)
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Haha Scourge is a penis.
The thing you really have to remember is THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT. I've seen your whiny e-mail you wanker, go fellate Bart some more, it'll be awesome. He might even give you something in return this time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:21:10 EDT (#)
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WOW, now THAT was gay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-06 23:15:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 21:26:52 EDT (#)
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Just for the record: I have no idea what's going on.
I had nothing to do with the "Sun" post. Did anybody ever figure out who actually wrote it?
Does that have anything to do with Sico's banning? Did he steal it or some shit? Why is Scourge catchin' hell for all this?
I read over the post and the reviews. I really don't see anything wrong with anything there that constitutes a banning offense.
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Blame me. You have for everything else.
Nice to have you back, Captain Dark and Mysterious.
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Nah, I only blame you for destroying pH. It's cool.
Oh, and I read your comments down below. Does this mean you're not buying a copy of my new book?
Enough of this! Let's make out with tongues! LAHLAHLAHLAH
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-06 23:15:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 21:26:52 EDT (#)
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Just for the record: I have no idea what's going on.
I had nothing to do with the "Sun" post. Did anybody ever figure out who actually wrote it?
Does that have anything to do with Sico's banning? Did he steal it or some shit? Why is Scourge catchin' hell for all this?
I read over the post and the reviews. I really don't see anything wrong with anything there that constitutes a banning offense.
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Blame me. You have for everything else.
Nice to have you back, Captain Dark and Mysterious.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-06 22:57:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:19:52 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:16:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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it's interesting that the people who are up in arms about sico are either those who play the dick sucking circle jerk game with him or those whose feelings i have hurt...
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That's exactly right. Personally I think sicosemen is a moron and all his posts seem to be about shit (no surprise there), but I really don't care if he is banned or not.
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look who's talking. for all his faults, at least sicosemen is interesting and has some sort of personality. the same can't be said about you. nobody has ever even alleged you to be interesting.
anyway, i like both scourge and sicosemen. lets just be friends, everybody. hug and kiss. hot dogs and beer. baseball and bratwursts, cinnamon stix from dominos. ice cream. have some, and be friends.
we wouldn't make good friends. i don't like any of those things.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 21:26:52 EDT (#)
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Just for the record: I have no idea what's going on.
I had nothing to do with the "Sun" post. Did anybody ever figure out who actually wrote it?
Does that have anything to do with Sico's banning? Did he steal it or some shit? Why is Scourge catchin' hell for all this?
I read over the post and the reviews. I really don't see anything wrong with anything there that constitutes a banning offense.
As for Sico himself... eh, whatever. I find him equal parts amusing & obnoxious.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-06 21:19:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:16:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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it's interesting that the people who are up in arms about sico are either those who play the dick sucking circle jerk game with him or those whose feelings i have hurt...
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That's exactly right. Personally I think sicosemen is a moron and all his posts seem to be about shit (no surprise there), but I really don't care if he is banned or not.
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look who's talking. for all his faults, at least sicosemen is interesting and has some sort of personality. the same can't be said about you. nobody has ever even alleged you to be interesting.
anyway, i like both scourge and sicosemen. lets just be friends, everybody. hug and kiss. hot dogs and beer. baseball and bratwursts, cinnamon stix from dominos. ice cream. have some, and be friends.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-06 21:18:33 EDT (#)
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i'm glad the tool is banned, oathmeal too.
they add nothing and raise the wanker quota significantly.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:16:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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it's interesting that the people who are up in arms about sico are either those who play the dick sucking circle jerk game with him or those whose feelings i have hurt...
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That's exactly right. Personally I think sicosemen is a moron and all his posts seem to be about shit (no surprise there), but I really don't care if he is banned or not.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someone got it right...i loved him in spartucus.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:55:09 EDT (#)
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i had a dream i was locked in a room with hitler, osama bin laden, and bubba
i had a gun with only two bullets
it was a terrible decision
finally, i shot bubba once then adolph and osama drew straws to see who got to shoot him the second time
one has to be fair
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:49:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, scourge, you make me giggle with your 'circle jerk' insults. I have seen you do it plenty.
I will now use an emoticon, I know you like them :) you can have a x too.
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well no shit you've seen me do it...when have i ever denied this? shlongy titled me the Queen of the Circle Jerks for a reason. he then took my title away and gave it to Orgasmo.
emoticons only bother me when i use them. or when bubba does.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:45:35 EDT (#)
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bubba, as i said, sico got sico banned.
if you want the particulars spelled out here on uber, well, it isn't going to be coming from me. ask bart. or you could email me. of course, neither of these two avenues guarantees you an answer.
you could get a half true answer by asking sico via email, i suppose.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orph - I've missed your comp deadline. I was busy writing some serious smut when I realised I missed the first episode of Dr Who and was compelled to make up for the mistake. Just got back from Liverpool at stupid o' clock...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:47:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I look like an orc.
It is the teeth :(
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Coley?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:40:33 EDT (#)
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OOPSSSS!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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it's interesting that the people who are up in arms about sico are either those who play the dick sucking circle jerk game with him or those whose feelings i have hurt...like the morlock orphelia, or the pedo bubba.
and what does that accomplish orphelia, you fat ugly whore, telling me to phone him? your ever so subtle way of telling me he's not interested in my opinions on the matter?
ummm...boo-hoo?
i assure you his mean about as much to me.
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OK, Scourge, you mentioned my name. Please tell us why Sico got banned. Was it you, or Memorex?
It certainly wasn't me,wtf? Calling O-lady a whore demeans you. Dipshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's interesting that the people who are up in arms about sico are either those who play the dick sucking circle jerk game with him or those whose feelings i have hurt...like the morlock orphelia, or the pedo bubba.
and what does that accomplish orphelia, you fat ugly whore, telling me to phone him? your ever so subtle way of telling me he's not interested in my opinions on the matter?
ummm...boo-hoo?
i assure you his mean about as much to me.
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OK, Scourge, you mentioned my name. Please tell us why Sico got banned. Was it you, or Memorex?
It certainly wasn't me,wtf? Calling O-lady a whore deameans you. Dipshit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I look like an orc.
It is the teeth :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, scourge, you make me giggle with your 'circle jerk' insults. I have seen you do it plenty.
I will now use an emoticon, I know you like them :) you can have a x too.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well now i feel like a bigger dick than usual...
i'm sorry for calling you a morlock.
re: sico, you're all in the wrong except ttom
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, scourge, I told you to phone Hurty, as he just posted his mobile number. It was a joke.
I would be 'up in arms' if you got banned, I thought this site was unmoderated. Continue with your rant, good sir.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's interesting that the people who are up in arms about sico are either those who play the dick sucking circle jerk game with him or those whose feelings i have hurt...like the morlock orphelia, or the pedo bubba.
and what does that accomplish orphelia, you fat ugly whore, telling me to phone him? your ever so subtle way of telling me he's not interested in my opinions on the matter?
ummm...boo-hoo?
i assure you his mean about as much to me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber is a fickle creature, Doodles.
Shhhhhh, but that naked cam isn't really me...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=doodles\
I used to be famous. :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
know what the fuck you're talking about hurtbythesun, you goddamn idiot, before you go talking about it.
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Phone him and tell him that. He is waiting by the phone.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I am pretty sure now some people use that box thingy in the top left corner to check out what comments have been left about them on other peoples posts. I am gonna start ending each review with a random Uber name to test out this theory. Lisa.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also I can't type banned evidently
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would you be in my next drunken post of ugly women below?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if it was a banning as such, but for about 12 hours after posting my naked camwhore, I couldn't log on. Then, all of a sudden I could. Was this the shortest banning on record?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge's argument makes no sense below.
I was banend form a drunk post of ugly fat women.
And for a drunk night reviewing all the posts in worst ever so they were most recently reviewed.
I think I was banned for osmething here
Then I was banend for linking to moid.
In my little over two years, 1 and a third have been me being banned.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry about the rating ttom.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-06 18:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico is banned because of Scourge. That is all
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As much as that guy complains about other users bitching, he sure is a huge bitch sometimes.
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sico is banned because of sico.
know what the fuck you're talking about hurtbythesun, you goddamn idiot, before you go talking about it.
haiku, if you want to know why, you are free to email me and ask, goddamn idiot v2.0. otherwise don't weigh in on something you know fuck all about.
anything else is speculation and secondhand info from a guy...
(simon emailing people he talks to on this site to whine about me getting him banned! how fucking pathetic is that? you people take at face value the word of this guy who spent his entire time here trying to 'out' people as 'gay' or posting nudes of an ex who made the mistake of trusting him...morons one and all if that's the case)
...who did something that was enough to get him banned by the moderator of a site who DIDN'T ban a guy for posting a pic of a guy fucking a dog. think about that for a minute before you all go spouting off about some shit you don't know about.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-06 17:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't been here long but I liked sico. His writing wasn't that great but his reviews were awesome. Totally offensive in a harmless way. Hope he comes back, he's made me laugh more than most.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 17:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get up my nose. Join my competiton and do me! You won't ever do me will you? I am not in your clique.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-06 17:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico was FAR from likeable
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico is banned because of Scourge. That is all
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As much as that guy complains about other users bitching, he sure is a huge bitch sometimes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:56:55 EDT (#)
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All I am saying is, it is all a bit of a farce, now, always has been, what ever. sico may have been a douche, but he was likeable and brought something to Uber. Judge that something as good or bad, but each of us make Uber what it is and no one leaving can make Uber a 'better' place.
Oh am sure bart had reasons, who am I to contest?
And I knew that full name anyway. Someone called it him in an email I was sent, but it wasn't sico.
TTOM enter my contest or I will beat you with a riding crop.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:45:43 EDT (#)
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Its no secret that I disliked Sico, he was a massive douche who thought that being a dickbag for no good reason somehow passed as comedy, you know just like Tom Green.
However I dont think he should have been banned since this is an "unmoderated" site. Barts site, Barts rules fair enough but if he wasn't going to get banned for all the other random douchebaggery I cant see why anything new was going to cause it.
Im sure hes watching this all play out through his endless alters anyway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:45:03 EDT (#)
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Orphie, looking at Sico's comments in his last post (Sun), I see a name in a form I've never seen before.
Check it out. Either way, I can see his point and Bart's point. How would Sico get a user's REAL name unless said user gave it to him in e-mail? Users who do that are asking to be outed.
Who ya gonna trust?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:40:08 EDT (#)
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I am just saying what he told me, that is all.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:30:07 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:02:39 EDT (#)
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You're saying sico committed Uber suicide? That is crazy! :)
I knew scourge's real name before that comment, I don't recall how I first picked it up, but I did. Has bart deleted that comment? Surely so if it such a big deal. And whatever you say, I know of people who have done much worse and nothing happened to them.
I bet sico has joined writing.com. lol
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I don't think it was Scourge that Sico outed, Ms Orphelia. . .
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 16:02:39 EDT (#)
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You're saying sico committed Uber suicide? That is crazy! :)
I knew scourge's real name before that comment, I don't recall how I first picked it up, but I did. Has bart deleted that comment? Surely so if it such a big deal. And whatever you say, I know of people who have done much worse and nothing happened to them.
I bet sico has joined writing.com. lol
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-06 15:41:55 EDT (#)
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so scourge and sico were dating and bart got jealous?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:30:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:38:26 EDT (#)
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Should have been banned for what? He has as many alters as many Uberers Iknow that have gone unpunished. No, sorry, I do not agree. He made some jolly good posts and I know other people who behave worse.
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Simon's full name is known because he posted different parts of his name on his first few posts.
He chose to out someone's real name, after being told by Bart that the next fuck up would be a permanent ban.
He knew what he was doing. Feel no pity or sorrow for him. He knew exactly what he was doing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:17:25 EDT (#)
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No tongues? PAH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:15:57 EDT (#)
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Ok, kiss and make up. but no tongues.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:13:34 EDT (#)
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Im naive? Fine.
I have never ever spoken to Bart. I also never said there was another website like this, that was kinda my point.
Sicos banned, he will be back and im sure he wont bitch about it, actually scrap that. I am sure other people have done more to be banned on this site that havent been picked up upon.
Sico was unlucky or lucky, depends how you see it. He's a smart cookie.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:09:52 EDT (#)
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What other website exists like Uber? None. Emission, what is the weather like up barts arse?
Really, you re so naive.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:07:53 EDT (#)
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It does have to be moderated. Whether or not Sico deserved to be banned is debatable. Barts website, Barts rules.
Like it or fuck off to another website.
As were all here im thinking we must like it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 14:00:22 EDT (#)
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Bubba talks sense
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:59:38 EDT (#)
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Getting banned on an "unmoderated" website is bullshit. Either it's moderated or it's not.
Pick one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:53:30 EDT (#)
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OOoh i do hope theres an Uber face off between Sico and Scourge.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:50:17 EDT (#)
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Sico is banned because of Scourge. That is all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:47:39 EDT (#)
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i nominate whorphelia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:41:20 EDT (#)
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Then I nominate Emission for banning, he doesn't care!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:40:21 EDT (#)
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jolly good posts?? which sico you on about.
To be honest I dont care who gets banned and who doesnt. It's a friggin website.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:38:26 EDT (#)
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Should have been banned for what? He has as many alters as many Uberers Iknow that have gone unpunished. No, sorry, I do not agree. He made some jolly good posts and I know other people who behave worse.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:33:36 EDT (#)
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I would imagine Sico was fairly banned, should of been done a long time ago.
Im sure he will find a way to get back on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:31:36 EDT (#)
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Hey, bart is the one who is banning trigger happy. I can't get banned. I'd die. lol.
TTOM smells like cat pee. And old, damp men that have been left out in the rain.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:29:14 EDT (#)
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oh god, its like being at school
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:27:52 EDT (#)
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I do not feel at liberty to say or I may get banned. For saying something everyone already knew.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:23:36 EDT (#)
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Why is Sico banned? Its great news!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:22:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-06 11:41:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 08:21:31 BST (#)
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Pandora, sico is banned :( What a farce Uber has become.
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Uber was a farce from its inception, STFU
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Heard of tongue in cheek? And, no, you STFU speccy four eyes. lol.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:21:55 EDT (#)
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bubba insulted me so i must change my rating
-2BUBBA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:01:08 EDT (#)
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Dipshit below.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-06 12:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
best of a weak field carson
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-06 11:52:37 EDT (#)
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Best in show.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-06 07:10:03 EDT (#)
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Awesome