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Submitted by Glenn Carey <g.l.e.n.n.carey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-04-07 00:33:11 EDT
** well-known Uberers referenced at end of post **
Everything you ever wanted to know about antiLemming
User id: 3691
Registered on or around: 2003-11-17 19:33:19 EST
# Messages posted: 33
# Reviews written: 238
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 305
# Hits: 20052
Average rating of all messages: 0.2
I wouldn't have created 'Glenn.' if I'd remembered my password for the antiLemming account. Alas, I did and so I have. I point this out merely to claim my credentials for having been around Uber for longer than five minutes which seems to be about the going rate for the fervently loud-mouthed guttertards now frequently dumping their bilic heaps of steaming shit on our collective face.
I'm the first to admit that I've posted a good deal of worthless shit in my time - everybody does so to some extent. I haven't had the time for proper writing in the time since I turned 18. I'm now 21 and studying writing and editing full time. Hopefully my Uber-ego fuels my drive to write professionally and vice-versa.
AntiLemming managed to come up with some half-decent posts and I think my biggest mistake has been 'forcing' a post just for the sake of getting some feedback. I guess when you make such a half-assed attempt to write something you can really only expect -2's (unless you're Squattail).
I'm going to try to enforce some strict quality control on my Uber posts for the future and I'll be interested to see how my new approach stacks up against this brave new Uber - it certainly is a different place from that I found as a 16 year old kid trying to kill some time in IT classes.
Fr the record, the following is a list of Uberers who grabbed my attention long enough to keep me coming back here, then eventually inspired me to start posting, and of course whose feedback is more or less the only feedback I value (because I have no idea who the fuck half of you cunts are any more and some of you post worse shit than I do). This list is bound to leave out many users whose posts I have read and been blown away by, or even just suitably impressed. I am recounting off the top of my head the users who I've read the most material by and enjoyed.
Of course there's Bart at number one for the obvious reasons, but perhaps in equal standing with Fat Tony. I've probably read more of Tony's posts than any other user, but I care neither for this man's grotesque physique nor his unintelligible fat-man logic.
Apollo88 - seems quite mature whilst being funny and quite a good writer.
WillZone - let's hear it for the funny good-looking guys *high fives Zone*
Razor/Method - Don't ask me how or why, but these 2 guys are almost synonomous with each other in my view. I read most of their work while I was smoking a lot of dope. Good times.
JMG - You might be a kyke motherfuckin' jew but you funny, man... you funny.
iddq - I came for the Doom reference, I stayed for the awesome.
Sideburns - for having all the family stories I could never have (because my family is almost non-existant; they died off quicker than dinosaurs did in the Bible) and for The Late Night Delivery.
Tom - the only user who was about my age when I first found Uber. Tom seems so intelligent yet jaded that I used to sit in class at high school thinking "no matter how smart I am, there'll be guys like Tom from Uber out there in the world who will show me up constantly". Reading about Tom's personal life makes you feel like you owe the world something for not having been kicked in the nuts enough.
I could go on but it would be more my own selfish cathartic requirements than to entertain anybody. I've held back from referencing other users in my posts and I'm not going to do so in the future - this was important to me to clear my uberthroat before I begin the onslaught of literary genius that you will come to associate with the name Glenn.
I've decided to use my real name so please don't find my informations on the internets and come to my house to sexually predator me. Unless you're a hot chick with boobs, then you can predator me as sexually as you like.
User Reviews
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2+ For this review:
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When you were young and your heart was like an open book
You used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
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A tad harsh maybe, but still funny. This wasn't a great post, but I will be looking to see if you churn out something entertaining.
Ta
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loved the retaliatory -2, asslicker.
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It's not retaliation when your post really did suck, Shlongy. I didn't find one of your good posts and give it a -2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Apollo88 - seems quite mature whilst being funny and quite a good writer. "
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You forgot the word "was" in front of the word "quite." All he ever posts now is football shite.
Hey, I MADE A RHYME!
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck their dicks already why don't you.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've decided to use my real name so please don't find my informations on the internets and come to my house to sexually predator me. Unless you're a hot chick with boobs, then you can predator me as sexually as you like.
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Awesome line.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto me +jew
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto me +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loved the retaliatory -2, asslicker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, that's a complete list of fags if there ever was one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol. I had a funny parody of this post ready to submit, wasn't sure if you had a sense of humour. I am none the wiser.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When you were young and your heart was like an open book
You used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was retal, shame you couldn't look past one camwhore at the half decent posts I have made. Shame on you for showing your immaturity. You have to use another Uberusers name to make yourself known.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia, I wouldn't call what I did 'retaliation'. You ugly women are always sensitive about brutal honesty and I think it would serve you well to just neck up and learn to deal with life.
iddq, yours were the posts I least enjoyed but read enough of them to at least make a mention.
I wasn't expecting much other than heat for this post but I've read equally sappy/crappy posts before and enjoyed them to some degree. I have a lot of pathetic nostalgic and sentimental attachment to thinking about Uber and reading other peoples' perspective on it.
I'll agree with Fat Tony on this: spell check IS for pussies. Don't be afraid to make a mistake, you probably are one.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-07 06:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh dear me, this isn't helping your average any lmao.
On another note, keep trying, you'll maybe get it one day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 06:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAY-er-est
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahaha you see what i did there??
oh i KILL myself
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fr the record,
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and he thinks we are illeterate??
i wonder if he's as ridiculously good looking as me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha, btw, I like how you think you deserve respect just because you (say) you have been on uber so long. What a twat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Careful everyone, this guy retals AND is so good looking we are all pigs in comparison.
He also thinks we are all illiterate.
Dude, my alter has a better average than both your accounts. Who is posting the shit :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok now its gayer
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH just fuck right off.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
could this post BE any gayer.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-07 01:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because i am on this list. get a fuckin clue, man.
Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-04-07 00:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause ilikesteak isn't on the list
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-07 00:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am not on this list.