It's Monday morning and you know what that means: Another Video Camwhore (709 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.72 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-07 01:47:02 EDT
6th performance, 3rd taping, its coming together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BmcfeCm5Zg
It is what it is...a work in progress.
-Brian Hale
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:46:05 EDT (#)
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Alright, since you're the last one, and trying to do stand up, which is probably hard...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:45:32 EDT (#)
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You're on the front page, that's the only reason I need.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-08 21:48:33 EDT (#)
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dude even BB's look big next to a staple.
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:23:45 EDT (#)
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what about us haters with enormous balls?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-08 14:12:18 EDT (#)
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that's the idea.
I figured Uber helped me develop my writing and as long as I can mostly ignore the haters with small balls I will continue to sharpen and hone it.
Thanks for checking it out!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 12:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting better.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:21:59 EDT (#)
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one of my favorite ramen creations can feed 2 people or one really hungry person.
1 nissin top ramen beef flavored
1 can of chicken meat (drained and washed in cold water)
1 can Campbell's Chicken Noodle
1 table spoon of brown sugar
1 dash of soy
Garlic powder
Wyler's Beef granules
salt and pepper
Start w/ 3 cups of water water with noodles in it from the beginning, don't wait till its boiling.
Drain and wash the chicken meat, then sprinkle liberally with the beef granules and cover with warm water while noodles cook. This add some flavor to the chicken.
When the noodles separate easily, drain off about half the water, the remaining water will boil vigorously while you add the flavor packet, the brown sugar, the soy sauce, and the garlic powder.
Allow to boil through and through for about a minute, then add your chicken meat from the can, allow water to come back to a boil as the chicken will suck some of the heat out.
Once it is bubbling pretty good again dump in your can of chicken noodle soup. It will cool the boiling part, and heat the new ingredient at the same time. Stir while it heats back up to serving temp so the noodles don't stick or burn.
Makes a thick but tasty soup that serves 2-3 bowls.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:42:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:24:04 EDT (#)
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Hell if I do make it and get heavily involved with the entertainment industry you will all get to say: "haha I told him he sucked when he first started, I am so superior!!!!" as you eat your ramen noodles in a mobile home full of cats.
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I could TOTALLY go for some ramen and cats right now
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:24:04 EDT (#)
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I watched all of those bits you mentioned.
Again, I found him to be so so, but you are comparing me to professionals who have been refining their act for YEARS and YEARS. No one is instantly funny.
I have been doing this for 6 or 7 weeks. As long as I don't sell out like Dan Whitney did to become Larry the cable guy, or steal other people's material and present it as my own like mencia does, I will continue to improve.
Hell if I do make it and get heavily involved with the entertainment industry you will all get to say: "haha I told him he sucked when he first started, I am so superior!!!!" as you eat your ramen noodles in a mobile home full of cats.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:38:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:01:18 BST (#)
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Billy Connoly I though he was Scottish.
Gervais is ok.
Heard of Dylan, haven't had a chance to check him out yet.
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Yes he is.
Watch Animals, Politics and Fame, then re-assess your judgement.
Watch Monster and 'Like, Totally'.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:02:20 EDT (#)
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oh yeah: if you can figure out where my cheat sheet is and how many times I look at it I will mention the person with the first correct answer next sunday.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:01:18 EDT (#)
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Billy Connoly I though he was Scottish.
Gervais is ok.
Heard of Dylan, haven't had a chance to check him out yet.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:43:55 EDT (#)
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Actually I'll watch it when I get home.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:43:23 EDT (#)
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you suck, poser
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:40:40 EDT (#)
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For example, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm9AK0fLAsE&feature=related
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:39:08 EDT (#)
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Oh, I'm sorry...maybe if I was really high I might have laughed at at least ONE part of the video, instead of feeling extremely uncomfortable for you during the 19 seconds I was able to make it through.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:38:58 EDT (#)
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Didn't watch it, but Billy Connoly is fucking great.
That's all.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:24:38 EDT (#)
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Oh, and little known series that you might enjoy:
Gavin & Stacey
Ideal
Plus you get the bonus of being able to get inspiration from them and nobody will know where from!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:23:26 EDT (#)
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it is a cultural thing.
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Indeed. However, if you really think that Atkinson, Hill and Izzard are 'excellent' comedians I suggest you check out Ricky Gervais, Dylan Moran and Billy Connoly, who will actually make you laugh proper good.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:21:05 EDT (#)
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Exactly Hurty:
it is a cultural thing.
Also I am playing to my audience a little bit, which at the moment is a bunch of southerns in Clayton NC. Intellectual humor doesn't fly well with the farm crowd.
Much like when the try to translate a Brit show for an American audience. Coupling is an example.
The british version quite funny. The American version sucked nuts.
The hardest part of comedy is being original.
Black Adder, Monty Python, and Red Dwarf = funniest shows out of the UK.
Rowan Atkinson, Benny Hill, Eddie Izzard are all excellent comedians of varying genre's.
Fawlty Towers: mediocre. I also vaguely remember a show that dealt with a department store that had its moments.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:05:56 EDT (#)
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Some of the greatest comedy in the world it British.
Fawlty Towers
Dad's Army
Monty Python
The Mighty Boosh
The Office
... I could go on, but it'd just get embarrassing for you and your country. I think it's cool that you're trying something as difficult as stand up, but I don't think you're very funny.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:51:01 EDT (#)
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Shlongy: Most of us hope that too... to be honest I've been hoping you'd die for quite sometime.
Hurty: For someone who recycles ancient internet gags, I appreciate that you think I have balls, although I prefer men not to think about the boys, however I believe I am funny aren't you British or something...comedy impaired from birth. Right right jolly good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:03:53 EDT (#)
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I wish I could catch what Heston died from after looking at that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:28:36 EDT (#)
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Way to have balls, you're not funny.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:04:10 EDT (#)
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Thank Christ I'm too dead to hear this shit!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 06:38:01 EDT (#)
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That was really good! You're really starting to get your timing and interaction with the audiance.
Keep it up. Glad to see you mixed up your jokes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:45:57 EDT (#)
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atta boy.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 02:57:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 02:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you talk like a radio announcer