Goddamn This Website to Hell!!! (1181 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.44 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Charlton Heston (View user info) at 2008-04-07 07:59:28 EDT
In these hours since my untimely death, I, Charlton Heston (born John Charles Carter in this great and magnificent land of ours, the one and only United States of America, one nation indivisible under a just and loving God), have been browsing the appalling online atrocity that is Übersite (from the Eternal Damnation Resort and Casino along the banks of the beautiful Lake of Fire), and come to the conclusion that I have never before witnessed such a mass of low-life, scum-sucking, rabble-rousing perverts, degenerates, sickos, whackos, pinkos, homos, fatsos, sluts, nuts, cunts, runts, hacks, whacks, whores, bores, slores, harlots, hussies, hucksters, horndogs, rimjobs, assholes, buttholes, bitches, bastards, bubbas, retards, dipshits, dickheads, fuckwads, pus-loving, ass licking, shit-tasting, piss-sucking, loudmouth, blockhead exhibitionists, and worst of all, goddamned dirty queen-sucking Brits, who may be any or all of the above.
You whine about abortion and alters and politics and dead dogs and sico and george w and ratings and obama and oprah and bandwagons and school and global warming and I'M SICK OF IT!!
Global warming my ass!
Get down on your miserable fucking knees you goddamn dirty apes and praise your lord and savior the mighty Jesus Heston Christ!
Stop your nonsense and REPENT you fuckers!!
Or I will return from the depths of hell with my terrible staff in one hand and my 12 gauge in the other and don't you for a minute act like you don't know which one is bigger because thou shalt feel them both in your ass which I shall tear asunder!!
From my cold dead...fuck YOU!!!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!
And it's finger-licking GOOD!!!!!
Bow down before me, and receive my blessings!
In the pooper!!!!
And when I remove my mighty staff, you'll scream "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, it's free at last!"
Please remember to vote for John McCain this November.
User Reviews
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i find your anger stimulating
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what Im whispering in Osama's ear
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if i'm in there..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look at all that time you wasted in your afterlife.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too many options in that category with this crowd of morons, shlong.
we'll just stick with the easy stuff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell us something we don't already know, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck i'm ugly
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's that manson-like mark on my forehead?
That's a tiny little scarlet A, harlot! REPENT, whore!!!!!!!
Then wait in my chambers.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never knew he was an actor for the longest time. I always thought he was just the gun guy.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHA
I just spotted some of me.
No use for my face huh. Whos face did you use instead?
Monica Lewinsky's
She provides head for everyone down here.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I need bricks to build a city. The strong make many, the week make few."
"The dead make none!"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Born John Carter. Wonder how he liked Mars?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What's with the random heads? I see GWB, Method, the hypnotic gaze of Pentameter...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit me. I'm in it.
well +2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAD CHARLTON!
GO HOME, CHARLTON. GO HOME. YOU'RE DEAD, CHARLTON.
________
This was a fabulous review!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAD CHARLTON!
GO HOME, CHARLTON. GO HOME. YOU'RE DEAD, CHARLTON.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You get a point only for NOT including me in this travesty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah...+ 4!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's that manson-like mark on my forehead?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Ghola licking Chaos Jester's head? I'm not sure why but that kinda turns me on.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good.
i can see a little shoop de whoop in the top right hand corner of the second photo.
so that garners from me an auto ....+1
say hi to johnny cash and stevie ray vaughn, will ya?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHA
I just spotted some of me.
No use for my face huh. Whos face did you use instead?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2+ for effort
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, hi greg
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeez, don't know what to give this. Laughed my ass off so I'll rate it on that merit...
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is in several places, but my favorite is the tiny little Shlongy in picture two at the bottom standing next to Bubba, who's either picking your pocket or fingering your teeny little asshole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll add a point. I think I see Shlongy twice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I see Shlongy.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn you to hell Muddy, I shoulda left you with Fager!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is NSFW you fucking asshole!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what, did you have trouble finding a camwhore of me? yeah, i know, they are rare. they are only on each of my last 18 posts. if you follow the trail of creamed panties and the sound of females swooning, you may be able to find a few of them.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"moses let me see your people make bricks without straw..." -Pharaoh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, I didn't burn!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(first picture) Oh god, that is funny.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol @ bubba.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Feety is upper right corner of photo #2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I was safe for a second, but there I am. Damn you Chuck.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. This is too funny!
(Enough with the blue eyeshdow already!)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIP Charlton. Apparently you left your password to someone other than Jack, I don't think he'd spend all that time in Photoshop.