Just stopped by to tell you folks to fuck off (1061 hits)
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Submitted by Drew "ajanssen" Janssen (View user info) at 2008-04-07 13:18:16 EDT
Just joking, You know I love you faggots.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PBS keeps telling me not to hate you...
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-08 23:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
[Scoffs]
You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:50:52 EDT (#)
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More like two peices of bologna folded over. Beef curtains is desginated for the thicker women. Your inexperience is showing
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet her vagina looks like a blob of uncooked hamburger meat. I could never stomach that many children.
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They're known as "beef curtains" youngblood, "beef curtains"
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sorry sir, my mistake in proper terminology.
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Go to Arby's. Buy a Big Montana and turn it vertically.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post more. You're one hilarious motherfucker.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-08 00:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is the best demotivational poster i have ever seen. got a bigger version?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the comments. Although, I gotta say, it's hard to write erotica with people talking about blobby vaginas.
Saddest part of this picture? There are, like, 18 of them now. And all their stupid names start with J.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:32:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yew outta not talk that way. You jus' a boy.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It ain't got no gas in it!
What do ya got in there, warsh?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:10:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too!
Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:02:18 EDT (#)
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I'm yer boy..name of Carl!
Mister you better not lay another hand on that boy!
One of them fellers was from Arkansas.
My mama started screamin "What'd ya kill Jesse fer...What'd ya kill Jesse fer!?!"
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I could quote that movie all day
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:55:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:47:15 CDT (#)
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ajan - You know you have had more people than those pictured staying in your single wide at Christmas time, eating potted meat cupcakes...don't be ashamed of your trailer park roots.
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I could use some more of that potted meat if you got any extree.
I like mustard on mah biscuits, MmmmHmmm.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:47:15 EDT (#)
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ajan - You know you have had more people than those pictured staying in your single wide at Christmas time, eating potted meat cupcakes...don't be ashamed of your trailer park roots.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:19:43 EDT (#)
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Simultaneously? I hope so. Sometimes you have to make up for lack of quality with quanity. Done get all soft on me
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:17:04 EDT (#)
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I know...they don't take Shlongy seriously anymore.
Ever since I banged three or four Uber broads, I've lost my edge around here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YEAH?
WELL FUCK Y...
oh...
awww. I love you too.
ya homo.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:08:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:53:50 EDT (#)
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lol
Now I won't be able to finish the quarter pound of bologna I have in my fridge.
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haha I know I was gonna stop and get a cheesteak on the way home. I think im gonna be a vegan till tommorrow.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:03:09 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, your "fuck offs" are a little light on the profanity and whisky. Four years of mloesting uncle type abuse and I still havent lost faith though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1 for purple heart pussy
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id start a fuckin sweatshop and beat them profusely for not spacing the stitches evenly.
Beef curtains, lunchmeat pussy, whatever you wanna call it I can tell by the look in her eyes she can take the dick like a champ. Thats veteran, purple heart pussy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tell everyone to fuck off on a daily basis but it doesn't seem to do too much good around here.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are the ugliest midgets I've ever seen.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:54:32 EDT (#)
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no snow now, we should meet at the boats or schedule a party in chicago.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:53:50 EDT (#)
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lol
Now I won't be able to finish the quarter pound of bologna I have in my fridge.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:50:52 EDT (#)
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More like two peices of bologna folded over. Beef curtains is desginated for the thicker women. Your inexperience is showing
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:41:44 EDT (#)
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I bet her vagina looks like a blob of uncooked hamburger meat. I could never stomach that many children.
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They're known as "beef curtains" youngblood, "beef curtains"
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sorry sir, my mistake in proper terminology.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with Forensic. That many children is fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:41:44 EDT (#)
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I bet her vagina looks like a blob of uncooked hamburger meat. I could never stomach that many children.
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They're known as "beef curtains" youngblood, "beef curtains"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:41:44 EDT (#)
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I bet her vagina looks like a blob of uncooked hamburger meat. I could never stomach that many children.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:41:24 EDT (#)
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Forensic hit the nail on the glans.
Families like that just daisy chain irish twins.
Though sac, my mother was catholic and i'm an only child. I'm lonely.
:(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:29:34 CDT (#)
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Why are people with 7+ kids always so ridiculously religious. I watched a TLC show on this family and all the girls had to wear those silly housefrau outfits. It made me feel sorry for them, though they would probably tell me, if any of them were allowed outside without a brother chaperone, that they were supremely happy thanks to the blessings of their lord and savior the big JC, and that I was the one to be pitied.
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It's because the take the Genesis Bible verse 'be fruitful and multiply' something something 'fill the Earth and subdue it' as a command. You don't see reasonable people squeezing litters like that.
HEY NUTJOBS! THE EARTH IS FILLED BEYOND CAPACITY! YOU CAN STOP REPRODUCING NOW!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:32:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:29:34 EDT (#)
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Why are people with 7+ kids always so ridiculously religious.
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My mom was the oldest of 13 kids. Irish Catholic. Not overly religious, but Catholic enough. At least they have the anti-birth control defense, as silly as it is.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:29:34 EDT (#)
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Why are people with 7+ kids always so ridiculously religious. I watched a TLC show on this family and all the girls had to wear those silly housefrau outfits. It made me feel sorry for them, though they would probably tell me, if any of them were allowed outside without a brother chaperone, that they were supremely happy thanks to the blessings of their lord and savior the big JC, and that I was the one to be pitied.
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Because people who are religious think birth control is a work of Satan, which means that unless they are infertile they have many children, therefore propagating the idiocy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:31:10 EDT (#)
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just shut the fuck up and drink the Kool Aid
"OH YEAH!"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:30:29 EDT (#)
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Nope. Still not dead.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:29:34 EDT (#)
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Why are people with 7+ kids always so ridiculously religious. I watched a TLC show on this family and all the girls had to wear those silly housefrau outfits. It made me feel sorry for them, though they would probably tell me, if any of them were allowed outside without a brother chaperone, that they were supremely happy thanks to the blessings of their lord and savior the big JC, and that I was the one to be pitied.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:27:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:25:17 EDT (#)
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JEANEEEEE. I miss you something awful. I thought you had been killed by a maurading band of illegal Mexican roof shinglers
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:22:27 EDT (#)
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EL OH EL
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:21:28 EDT (#)
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WOT WOT??
LOVE YOU TOO.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:21:03 EDT (#)
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+2 because I have that Demotivator in me Photobucket.
But seriously folks, the amount of children that couple has had is disgusting.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-07 13:20:36 EDT (#)
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Hi sunshine! <3 <3 <3