All my base are now belong to Georgia, Fuck work part II (With Bonus FUCK! NSFW) (2297 hits)
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Submitted by Darth Famine <Dork Lord of the Uber> (View user info) at 2008-04-07 15:17:58 EDT
See previous installment
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115448
Well Today I went down to the courthouse and posted a property bond and received my court date.
May the tenth. The State supreme court is mailing me a copy of the ruling I need.
To date I have called the public defender, the state solicitor, the judge who will actually hear the case, the ACLU, my state representative, and the sheriff's department.
It's safe to say that the entire county now knows about me and my proclivity for profanity.
When I entered the jail to set my date the woman behind the glass took one look at me and said
"You are the bumper sticker guy?"
I wonder why.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-10 01:28:33 EDT (#)
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THE GUY BELOW ME ON THIS POST LIKES IT WHEN HE SITS ON CYLINDRICAL OBJECTS
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:14:21 EDT (#)
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Appolo... almost convinced me that free speech was not for everyone. It does not seem appropriate for him.
but then Voltaire argued in his favor so I wont deny him that right.
The immoral thing to do would be to pay this ticket without a fight, whatever was written on the bumper sticker. Because it's just a fucking bumper sticker and no law should ever regulate that period. Why? Cause Stone Cold said so motherfucker! OK Fuck Stone Cold, cause I say so.
It's because people tolerate these kind of shit from "authorities" too often and just shrug it off that "free" countries offer a more and more controlled and conformist society to its citizens.
on another note, listen to Edgar Friendly's speech in the movie DEMOLITION MAN. Maybe it could be your defense introduction.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-09 10:15:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-09 07:43:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:54:53 EDT (#)
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btw your 'car' is a fucking shed. fix your windshield you fucking scumbag.
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Read my shirt
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:54:53 EDT (#)
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btw your 'car' is a fucking shed. fix your windshield you fucking scumbag.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-08 16:07:16 EDT (#)
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I chuckled.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-08 12:13:52 EDT (#)
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Good luck, my friend. Our glorious home state is not exactly a bastion of first-amendment enlightenment. Second amendment, definitely, but not so much first.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:56:08 EDT (#)
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Anywhere else that hat, T-shirt, and bumper stickers would make you a retard. In Georgia, they're just a bit unusual. Congrats for living in the Redneck State (version 3.0).
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:10:19 EDT (#)
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for the record, apollo is right about your bumper sticker and how it's not amusing.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-08 06:46:33 EDT (#)
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I'm all for you taking your fight to court but I can't positively rate anyone who wears one of 'those' t-shirts. Still, good luck. But still, ditch the t-shirt(s). Really.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 06:40:36 EDT (#)
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Best of British!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 04:40:02 EDT (#)
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Good luck etc.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-08 04:19:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:18:09 EDT (#)
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Where are you in Ga?
walker county
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:37:38 EDT (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:19:35 EDT (#)
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You should get one that says: "1st Fucking Amendment"
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:18:09 EDT (#)
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Where are you in Ga?
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:08:15 EDT (#)
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Keep living the dream. Amen brother
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:22:32 EDT (#)
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i'm not 'not amused' in a 'not down with the kids' way more 'not amused' in a it's neither funny nor shocking, why defend it?
But one can't get into the mind of sexually repressed virgin.
If one could, one would be frankthebear.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:19:51 EDT (#)
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you honor us with your presence my lord.
now go get your fucking shine box
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:42:28 EDT (#)
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were u on the news for this b/c i swear i heard
somthin about this on the news the other day
I don't think I have been, though it is possible from what I can tell everyone in the county has heard of it by now. I did comment about it on a CNN article about a week ago.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:46:37 EDT (#)
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I would not even respond to someone who types in that many short cuts and gay acronyms.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:42:28 EDT (#)
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were u on the news for this b/c i swear i heard
somthin about this on the news the other day
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:32:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:42:57 CDT (#)
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I mean, i'm all for free speech obv, but it's a fucking bumper sticker that isn't even mildly amusing.
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which is precisely why I should have been left alone to begin with.
To date you are the second person who was not amused by the sticker.
The first was a Barbara Bushesque woman in the walmart parkinglot
some year and a half ago.
"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular."
---Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
"If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other."
---Carl Schurz
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:26:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:42:57 CDT (#)
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I mean, i'm all for free speech obv, but it's a fucking bumper sticker that isn't even mildly amusing.
You've clearly got far too much time on your hands. Easy to lose everything when one is a loser to begin with.
Just ask ETS.
I'm sorry, let me translate from Mong into English.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:02:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:44:01 EDT (#)
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we got it bubba, a crack whore sucked your dick in the woods.
let it go.
I know it was your finest sexual experience but just turn it in will you?
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Bite me, Apollo. It wasn't a crack whore, it was a British lady in Amarillo.
She had a really large head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:44:01 EDT (#)
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we got it bubba, a crack whore sucked your dick in the woods.
let it go.
I know it was your finest sexual experience but just turn it in will you?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:43:01 EDT (#)
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Shlongy pulls better reviews out of his ass than anyone.
Good luck fighting the system. Someday I'll post about my
debacle back in 1968.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:42:57 EDT (#)
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I mean, i'm all for free speech obv, but it's a fucking bumper sticker that isn't even mildly amusing.
You've clearly got far too much time on your hands. Easy to lose everything when one is a loser to being with.
Just as ETS.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:37:48 EDT (#)
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fucking pathetic.
you need to grow up.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:08:24 EDT (#)
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I hope you embarass them in the court room...
I didn't read your previous installment, but I am glad I ddi before I read this post today. What a story......some people, eh? I can't believe the cop actually wrote you a ticket, even though it is the law.
Best of luck on May 10th!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:07:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:50:13 EDT (#)
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REPENT Godless heathen!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:46:33 EDT (#)
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Do you need the great debater Shlongy on the case?
I think I'm licensed to practice law in Georgia.
I specialize in First Amendment cases.
Just one quick question...which amendment is that one again?
If you think they hate you now, wait until Shlongy gets finished with them.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:39:40 EDT (#)
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You know there is something wrong with Georgia when:
I got pulled over heading to Florida about 20miles over the Georgia border. I wasn't speeding, I just had out of state tags. For the record at the time this happened I lived in Richmond, Virginia. This is very important as my driver's license also reflected my residency.
"Whut yau doan en mah stayte heah bo-ay, we don need no Yahnk-eeez down heah"
Yankee...
YANKEE
I was born in the south, and was living in the CAPITAL of the former confederacy, my house was less than 5 miles from Jefferson Davis's grave and this fat georgia fuck is calling me a yankee.
Yeah...education not so good down there.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:36:50 EDT (#)
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Get'em ya varmit!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:26:15 EDT (#)
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but then again,
"fuck the police, fuck the police, fuck 'em." - Eazy E
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:25:43 EDT (#)
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"In a civilized world we all have a moral obligation to apply a modicum of censorship to our own work in order to reinforce this principle of free speech." - Roald Dahl
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:05:01 EDT (#)
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Damn right, and such.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:55:57 EDT (#)
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fight the good fight
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:50:29 EDT (#)
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Git 'er Done!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:46:27 EDT (#)
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We're all behind you in your defense of the First Amendment. Behind you like waaaaay back here watching it on the computer, but behind you nevertheless.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:44:12 EDT (#)
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nice cause and all, but if you're gonna fight for anything, fight for your right to party.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:39:51 EDT (#)
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Yer fucked.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:31:18 EDT (#)
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You're sure to have plenty of people cheering you on, I'm certain.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:30:09 EDT (#)
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I hate censorship. So good luck with that ya cracker.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:28:59 EDT (#)
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oops meant good luck
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:28:23 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA good Fuck
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:27:05 EDT (#)
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+2 for getting yourself on a Government shitlist.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:25:11 EDT (#)
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Well shooooooot boy! Good luck on that thar court case of y'urn.
Damn Hillbillys.
:D
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:24:04 EDT (#)
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Haha. Good luck. Should be easy enough to remind everyone of our First Amendment.