I'm back in all my glory. (2629 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.12 on 140 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2008-04-07 17:47:14 EDT
And as usual, a camwhore. Enjoy!
Oh by the way.... Meh, I've got nothing left.
User Reviews
Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"You're charging up my iHate."
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
obviously a man.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-11 01:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ.
good looking
huge ass picture
female.
132 reviews +/- 7
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pen_name can see into the future
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
most heated haha
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-04-10 04:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are probably hotter when your not trying so hard.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-10 01:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GnarlsBarkley, Uber's greatest example of how being a girl makes internet retards drool.
Closely followed, of course, by netimportant.
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hey man, lay off, some of us need to practice flirting so we dont get shot down by real people.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-09 20:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look at me! if i pucker my lips it makes it look like i have dimples!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-09 20:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. It's great being a chick. If men want 72 virgins, they have to kill themselves!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-09 19:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of Jessica Simpson here.
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Jessica-Simpson1.jpg
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id do ya
in the pooper
etc etc
Oh I cant be bothered, ATTN GHEY MENZ, HA HA RABBIT, HAR HAR PEENAR, Y HALO THAR etc etc etc
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It figures that method would laugh at that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lmao
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know the phrase lipstick on a pig?
Pucker up, piggy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Which, pray tell, of your lovely features would you like me to compliment you on first?
Your broad, flat aboriginal nose?
Your sloping, cro-magnon like forehead?
Your man-stache?
Your slightly off kilter left eye that makes you look like a googly eyed pet rock?
Your poorly dyed, thin, mousy hairstyle?
The seemingly artificial Aurora Borealis you seemingly spent hours on setting up so that you could accent your best features with the proper lighting?
Or perhaps, you would like us to focus on the stretch marks on your right shoulder, leading me to believe that you used to be incredibly fat, yet have somehow miraculously lost a lot of weight and seek validation from strangers to tell you how hot you are now that you don't look like the broad side of a barn?
Let me know, and I'll be sure to get on that right away. I am, after all, perfect, and am the leading authority on judging people over the internet.
And before you get all upset, if at all, remember that you do nothing but post camwhores, so I have nothing else to say to you other than criticize your looks. I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to do, really. If I'm totally off track here, let me know, and I'll be sure to adjust accordingly.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-04-09 03:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Director is awesome.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-09 01:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
got any other "talents" besides posting pictures of your face?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-04-09 01:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, here I am, getting drunk and dropping hate all over Uber, when HaikuMikoo, my best friend and roommate is all like "Hey, that Gnarls cunt posted her face again. Look at it cause you're drunk and horny."
So I went through all the effort of scrolling, and clicking, and looking, and then I was so pissed off at your face that I typed this all out, backspacing over my drunken typos so that you would be able to better understand my hatred for you.
Seriously, thats exactly what happened.
I hate you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-04-09 01:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your policy on cum facials?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on Gnarls, i know you're hotter than this. don't ruin it with bad eyeliner.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-04-08 20:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hot.
You're hot.
Let's fuck.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-08 15:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I think she's cute.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-08 17:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're going to have to show your tits if I'm going to remember you.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-04-08 17:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-08 15:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-08 14:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lose your virginity to Shlongy.
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bit late for that, I think, Shlongster. Judging from past posts, it sounds like even if you fucked her today, you'd still be about #422...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-08 15:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
112 internet warriors bellow
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-08 15:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I think she's cute.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-08 14:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lose your virginity to Shlongy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lose your password.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lose the eyebrows.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i just stumbled upon another one of your hilarious nuggets
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice 'stache
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-08 12:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:55:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
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Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
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Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
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another bit of super funny redskies comedy! OH MY LULZ!
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Are you stalking me Caul?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-08 12:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
have you ever posted anything worth a fuck?
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technically....wouldn't this be worth a fuck?
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Just her mouth
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, you're such a fucking dork, orphelia
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know what lol meant until I joined Uber.
I am still unsure about IMAO and ROLF.
And I won't offer him money, just my heart body and soul. :)
lol
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMGWTFLOLBBQ
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:37:57 EDT (#)
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lol.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well whoever he is, he sounds like a pleasant and kind gentleman.
you should give him money.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a sweet flower of the desert, at least that is what some handsome stranger told me lol.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you could say you're the lord high ruler of the bamzoobu land and all its territories for all it matters.
anyway, methinks the lady doth protest too much
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you do, SgtH ;)
Saucy bugger.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only 'fans' I am aware of are Sgt.Hartman (the big, sweet chap) and sometimes Creep, but Creep likes every Uber woman. That is two.
No, I most certainly do not fit into the drool list.
Would you prefer it scourge if I said something like 'I am so pretty and everyone loves me'?
I could, but I'd be lying my porkpie filled mouth off :)
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I got your back yo, all the way.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
have you ever posted anything worth a fuck?
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technically....wouldn't this be worth a fuck?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only 'fans' I am aware of are Sgt.Hartman (the big, sweet chap) and sometimes Creep, but Creep likes every Uber woman. That is two.
No, I most certainly do not fit into the drool list.
Would you prefer it scourge if I said something like 'I am so pretty and everyone loves me'?
I could, but I'd be lying my porkpie filled mouth off :)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
have you ever posted anything worth a fuck?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul's right damn it, nice tanktop!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c'mon orphelia...
if you make denigrating comments about yourself it takes away from the joy others may receive in making them about you.
don't be so fucking selfish, lady.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how so?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a camwhore...calm down fellas.
if it were a dude, you'd be like...'hell yeah! nice shirt man!'
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sometimes you make zero sense
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would a dude be wearing that top?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haikunikoo is right, I do have a penis :(
scourge, no one drools over me. My face can start a riot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a camwhore...calm down fellas.
if it were a dude, you'd be like...'hell yeah! nice shirt man!'
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought orphelia was a dude?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GnarlsBarkley, Uber's greatest example of how being a girl makes internet retards drool.
Closely followed, of course, by netimportant.
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with orphelia in the lead, of course.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd still take you out on a date to the moon.
P.S. Yozz, your camwhores make me want a hot dog reeeeeeeal bad.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just woke up...
Who the fuck is this...?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you seen MY camwhores? Take a gander:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115798
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115908
You know you want me.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.uwm.edu/People/lnaunapp/emu.jpg
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look kind of like you puked in your mouth and the moment after the picture was taken, ran to the bathroom to spit it out.
Otherwise, you look nice, although you should lay off the orange spray-tan.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh right.
my bad, sorry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:55:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
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Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
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Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
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another bit of super funny redskies comedy! OH MY LULZ!
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Knickers, twist, in a.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He was telling her to try it.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:09:09 EDT (#)
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Apart from the fact that it hurts like a motherfucker
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:02:59 EDT (#)
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nowadays some girls are having people 'wax' their eyebrows......I know right!
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Hang on, what's wrong with having your eyebrows waxed?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
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Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
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Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
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another bit of super funny redskies comedy! OH MY LULZ!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont purse your lips, it's dumb
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have bushier eyebrows than Bert or Ernie and the nose of a Ferengi.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:55:02 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to god you have the perfect lips.
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I thought Urbane had that title taken.
Oh wait, wrong lips.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would let you stick your mouth on my penis.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+4 for the camwhore
you naughty bitch.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GnarlsBarkley, Uber's greatest example of how being a girl makes internet retards drool.
Closely followed, of course, by netimportant.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nowadays some girls are having people 'wax' their eyebrows......I know right!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-08 06:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a fuck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 05:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You left?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 05:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nancy from Hollyoaks.
Am I right?
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn, nothing special
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-08 00:20:16 EDT (#)
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you look kind of like that chick from the fifth element with HUGE, MANTIS LIKE EYES.
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I don't remember her. If you mean Mila Jovovich, she's not got huge eyes.
Nice rack, though.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-08 00:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look kind of like that chick from the fifth element with HUGE, MANTIS LIKE EYES.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:37:25 EDT (#)
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woooooooooo
go tigers
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a vapid whore and I hope you die a slow, horrible, and excruciating death.
Go Tigers.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-07 22:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you ain't all that, honey *snaps fingers*
whore.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-04-07 22:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not forget.
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please pay the man.
on a related note, is MR. Gnarls really old guy or naked freezbe guy?
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Haha... none of the above. It's only been 6 months, so not that long, but it'll last.
And Matt - Thanks. I love being naked.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm pleased as punch to see you again.........
... naked.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not forget.
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please pay the man.
on a related note, is MR. Gnarls really old guy or naked freezbe guy?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:23:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:58:20 EDT (#)
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meh for another no-content post
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116009#2686632
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O RLY?
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ahhh...hoisted on her own petard.
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nope. actually I meant another no-content gnarls post. it is all camwhores no content. i don't mind camwhores out the wazoo, btw, kristen was the master at that. she was gorgeous. but she also contributed some cool content, too.
sorry you can't peg me, much as you'd like to.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you and Caul fuck yet?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:58:20 EDT (#)
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meh for another no-content post
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116009#2686632
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O RLY?
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ahhh...hoisted on her own petard.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ever consider getting some work done?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:58:20 EDT (#)
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meh for another no-content post
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116009#2686632
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O RLY?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:06:10 EDT (#)
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You've got nothing on Experima. Puh-leeze.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah..oh sure...I believe there's a "Mr. Gnarls".
He stumbled on her wonderfully intellectual "body of work" on Uber and couldn't resist getting with this brainiac.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is THAT what you're calling your vibrator these days?
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Camp Shlongy's new location: this post.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still cute.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is THAT what you're calling your vibrator these days?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're cute. Lets go on a date to the moon.
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Sorry - taken by Mr.Gnarls.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're cute. Lets go on a date to the moon.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:52:35 EDT (#)
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http://saintluke.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sylar.jpg ?
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lol
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://saintluke.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sylar.jpg ?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Couldn't wash my semen out of it?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to change my rating. I'm jealous of your hair.
Is that a bad thing?
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No - I've got great hair, just not today.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to change my rating. I'm jealous of your hair.
Is that a bad thing?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Nothing left"???
Please remind me what you ever HAD here.
PS. Next time, post a bigger picture so I can see even deeper inside your pores.
PSS. Show me your cooch.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the "I'm holding my breath" dimples and puffed up chest.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sac, she doesn't have one review in this. it is stifling its growth.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Though I don't know you, I'm gona plus two this because of how much I enjoyed the meanness of this comment:
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You purse your lips like a slut, and the vapid look in your eyes betray your skull has enough free space to solve all of the world's garbage problems.
ty ico.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
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Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
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Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
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At least I didn't say British you ponce
less awesome more bad teeth
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You purse your lips like a slut, and the vapid look in your eyes betray your skull has enough free space to solve all of the world's garbage problems.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Uber. Play it like that then. With your stutterposting
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
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Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
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Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
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Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
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Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come on gnarls. to get a good camwhore hitwhore post going you need to respond to every negative review, and most of the positives.
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Go back, count how many of Gnarls's posts are camwhores or drunk posts, and decide whether this advice is still warranted.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
----
GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
--
Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
---
Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:14:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
----
GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
--
Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
---
Less surrender, more diarrhoea.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
----
GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
--
Oh jesus I don't know what got into me
I TAKE IT BACK I WISH I WAS MEXICAN
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not the uniter below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:05:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
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GET A GRIP MAN - you don't know what you're saying!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Decision time: Spit or swallow?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm back in [all] my glory(hole)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what
man I tried to get an alter like a year ago and BartBart our lord and master never approved it
I wish I was french
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ballare's probably
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whose alter is this then?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep trying to mentally will the picture to go down more and show cleavage. Damn picture!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
wait I meant
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL@ballare.
meh for another no-content post
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep. experima is jealous
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
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but in before "OMG U JUST JELUS OF HOW HOT SHE IS U JELUS BITCH SHUT UP OMG"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come on gnarls. to get a good camwhore hitwhore post going you need to respond to every negative review, and most of the positives.
say something to apollo about his head
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to god you have the perfect lips.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yay?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not forget.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meth diet only works for a while.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-07 17:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ.
good looking
huge ass picture
female.
132 reviews +/- 7