(REPOST) The Rape Of Fluffy -or- How I Lost My Innocence (NSFW PIC) (818 hits)
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Submitted by Registered_S_O (View user info) at 2008-04-07 18:32:08 EDT
During the Christmas season of 1998, I was 13 years old. Also, I received my first computer that was internet capable. It was an eMachines that had a super fast 500 Mhz processor.
I thought this Christmas gift represented my first step into the world of technology. And while it was, this computer was also my portal into a scary and dangerous world of debauchery.
For the first few months of my initial internet use, I was really into this RPG named Xenogears. I used to frequent several message boards dedicated to it. One day, on a Xenogears IRC chat chan, someone sent me a link to a story entitled "The Rape of Fluffy". That was the beginning of the end for the pure, chubby little boy I once was.
When I read the name of the title, I thought to myself "Dear Lord, rape is a bad thing. That happened in ancient times and now the Bible forbids it. But who is fluffy? Maybe this fluffy needs help. I better read up and see what I can find out."
That was the biggest mistake of my life. Little Registered_S_O, who was kind and gentle, was introduced to the evils of the world, and found that he liked where he was.
The Rape of Fluffy was about the brutal rape and murder of a cute little bunny rabbit named, you guessed it. fluffy. The man in the story actually penetrated the poor things anus until it exploded in a "Beautiful, gory mess.".
I couldn't believe it! A BUNNY was raped. What kind of a sick individual would do such a thing. I cried for weeks after reading that. Once I began to cope with what I had stumbled upon, I found that bunny sex was a kinda funny subject. Yeah, I said funny. Twisted huh.
The moment I realized that I found such a thing slightly amusing, I thought that I should be shocked and appalled. Instead, I thought whatever. I remembered a word from that story. It was called "Pussy".
I typed that into yahoo my first day back on the internet. I need say no more.
That was the day I lost my innocence. I find now that I laugh hysterically at others peoples stupidity that I read on the web. Also, rape and feces, and dead baby jokes I find amusing. I am terrible. Oh well.
So Uber, when did you guys and girls lose your innocence to the scary place called the internet? Or for members pre-internet, what event led to inevitably to the place we habitat now called Uber?
User Reviews
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ty rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read it - liked your other story though.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW? Where the fuck do you work?
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's where you and I differ.
I usually find my reviews absolutely hilarious.
If you want to be considered a cool kid, you'll get with the program...soon.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I normally find your reviews quite meh Shlongy, but this one was actually good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was first introduced to the internet back in around 1998, when your mom and I were looking up porn to find new ways to fuck while her fat little son was trolling the internet himself, investigating RPG named Xenogears and dad was at work.
Pretty neat story, eh? IT'S ALL TRUE, TOO.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture is gross! It looks like sickly unhealthy shit on the left side, and intestines and blood and guts on the right side. Werd.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:38:10 EDT (#)
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I forgot to repost this. I knocked it off the front page by posting something else just after midnight. Sorry guys, I won't do it again.
Swing and a miss. Gimme time I'll get into a good rhythm.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why are you reposting this a week later?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why did you repost this. it got tons of hits the first time.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Inside my head is scary.