A Rattling of Slut Sabres (1517 hits)
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Submitted by Leonore: WHARGABL (View user info) at 2008-04-07 19:21:11 EDT
Built-in webcam is go.
It is still kind of cold here.
And missing glasses are missing.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet it is something geeky, like to do with D&D. Nerd :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what does 'whargabl' stand for?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS I agree with Caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring back the librarian glasses please
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you seen MY camwhores? Take a gander:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115798
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115908
You know you want me.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you able to make lasers shoot out of your eyes and put holes in stuff?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
red-eye is so 1998.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE.
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She looks familiar, is your name mary sweetcheeks?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 14:21:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:14:46 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/F.J.Bell/l/uberbeauties
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That label really should be uberbeautieswhoarepartofmycirclejerk
What I'm saying is, you missed a lot, and some of those aren't that great.
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I shouldn't be on there. Saccy, Coley, Manic, corn, Jade, caberet girl, they should be on there!
FJ, HTBD has you in this section http://www.ubersite.com/u/HadToBeDone/l/epic_fail lol
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where are the sabres? And I expect my sluts to be better looking.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:14:46 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/F.J.Bell/l/uberbeauties
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That label really should be uberbeautieswhoarepartofmycirclejerk
What I'm saying is, you missed a lot, and some of those aren't that great.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:14:46 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/F.J.Bell/l/uberbeauties
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Masturbate much?
Leonore - good photo, but I cannot in good conscious give anything with a Starbucks cup in it a +2.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aha long time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 04:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You missed me off dude.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 04:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/F.J.Bell/l/uberbeauties
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your nail polish matches the colour of your eyes. :) Cutie
You missed my competition :(
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for all the scene cred in that photo. I'd like to put my dick in your cup.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'll chalk it up ta bad lighting
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that shirt is an awful colour
it burns my eyes
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-08 00:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WOMEN?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-07 22:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where are your glasses four-eyes
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
any chance that any girl ever will just look at the fucking camera?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also enjoy The Animals.
Now, you will, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4yVN5CKwJ4
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 16:22:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy Marlboro reds...Glen Livet 18...long walks on a sandy beach...and pussy.
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Decent, practical smokes FTW.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thoroughly enjoyed listening to Sigur Ros while driving the Golden Circle in Iceland.
Euphoric.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like ghola, too.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK AT THESE RATINGS JEBUS
IF I COULD WRITE DECENTLY, I'D BE GHOLA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy Marlboro reds...Glen Livet 18...long walks on a sandy beach...and pussy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with you, sister. I just ate a vegetarian dinner, and I'm usually just thinking about the mocha while I'm actually drinking a latte.
Rhymenocerous- I had to boycott that soundtrack when I realized the kept off the Sigur Ros song that played at the pinnacle of the movie. So what if their songs are like 15 minutes long. TRAVESTY.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also enjoy Grindhouse.
And cereal.
And Sam Adams Oktoberfest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy Cheez-Its.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy the soundtrack to A Life Aquatic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you because of your taste in Uber men.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you because I like your taste in Hip Hop.
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I'll take what I can get.
The newest Yesterday's New Quintet is my new life soundtrack.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you because I like your taste in Hip Hop.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a peppermint mocha? If so, I am jealous.
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It's a soy latte.
I'm a Level 20 Hippie.
WHAT OF IT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a peppermint mocha? If so, I am jealous.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rumor has it you possess mammaries.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEE?
What a great idea.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SUSPECTED that I liked you but I can't keep 'em all straight.
AND NO, IT'S NOT ALZHEIMERS.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are you covering half your face...is it like one of those Mel Gibson deals?
While we're on the subject, why are you covering your snatch?
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Out of all the people I missed around here, Shlongy is certainly the most Shlongy.
I heart you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are you covering half your face...is it like one of those Mel Gibson deals?
While we're on the subject, why are you covering your snatch?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew I liked you.
JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone know if the new M83 album is any good?
'Cuz I'm not sure if I want it or not.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That cup is blocking the best part of your face...the part where my dick goes.
Sorry...had to say it.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice, slender fingers. I bet they are good for holding dicks. Nice Dick Holding Hands!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at you there...just sitting there with a cup...blocking part of your face and stuff...just sitting there...and stuff.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE.