Chronicle and I careen in on a collision course to contradiction (462 hits)
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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-04-08 01:09:59 EDT
I roll backward trees
i also click clack toes
on the weekends i smoke reggies
apparently experima is jealous of gnarls
i dont see why
wait who the fuck is gnarls
and why would i care
i dont
good
back to my point
wait i would have ta scroll up ta see what i was just going on about
all i remember is something about reggies and backwards
that could be anything
every line takes me futher from my goal
this seems pointless
break time
ready for the second half?
no?
well fuck you
sometimes i think...
rare occurrence i assure you
but it happens from time ta time
and when i do actually think
i realize that i was better off with an empty head
an empty mind
ignorance kicks ass
but as of late
brain has been on
as of late as in all day kinda
more like these last 5 min
hit me on the break
can you see it?
no
too bad
they spin backwards
and some of them dont spin at all
decoys
there it goes again
off
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps: post more poems!
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hang out with porn stars all day long. why would i be jealous of a random french canadian?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.thechurning.com/images/backdimples.jpg
good night
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
forgot about the collar bone
but its really all about a chick with dimples on her lower back
9 times outa ten its accompanied with a great booty
wait i think im onto something
must go do some research
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like a collar bone on a lady and the bone (or is it tendon) behind the kneecap.
Yes you are sober. It shows.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope
i just hate when i can see a biddys ribs
proturde'n bones usually a turn off
except hips and shoulder blades
wow am i sober or what
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it up for my man Bunny Rabbit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More cushion for the pushin'.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i happen ta like em thick
also me refuses to believe in beer googles
no matter how smashed i get it does not change standards when it comes ta women
but i was just making a funny
drawing a parallel between booze and poor decision making
i should of said ugo or busted as bitch or something more along those lines
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:55:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder if give'n this post a +2 while under the influence is the uber equivalent of waking up next to a fat chick
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I never saw the relevence of this. I mean, if you wake up next to a fat chick then the deed has already beem done. No worries, you had chubby sex but you can't remember it. For all you know, you could have been screwing Carmen Freakin' Electra. At the very least you'll get a gobble and a great cooked breakfast since she is so grateful and she won't expect the phone number she gives you will ever be used.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder if give'n this post a +2 while under the influence is the uber equivalent of waking up next to a fat chick
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alcohol means:
If Uber hates it, I'll +2 it
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im glad someone enjoys my mad rantings
and mad as in crazy and rantings as in the gibberish that spews from me mouth
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-08 23:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this strangely hilarious.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 14:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what if a lack of education is the reason i have poor grammar?
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you with as much hate as my obese, apathetic self can muster for the blatantly retarded.
I wan you ta dye.
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so you dont hate me?
im confused
how can one who does not care hate?
well at least im not fat
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can everyone that writes "should of" or "could of" in place of "should have" or "could have" please proceed to the nearest suicide booth?
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You are such a prissy little bitch.
Seems a little extreme. I suggest a few solid beatings and a hot tub with Bubba. I can't say for certain, but I might be one of those people. To be completely honest, the notion that actually bugs you makes me quite happy.
I wonder if a forced hottub with that fucking retard would be punishment enough for uttering such a horrible phrase.
I could very well have e-fucked myself here folks...
I bet he'd shit in the tub.
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There is no excuse for poor grammar, other than lack of education.
Some people asplode when they are told they lost an e-fight. Steak was correct.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate this shit. You're like Dudethatsbosh, except he's funny.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you with as much hate as my obese, apathetic self can muster for the blatantly retarded.
I wan you ta dye.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never had ta read it in the first place
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
realize that i was better off with an empty head
an empty mind
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Lets go back to this state of affairs and I wouldn't have to read this pish.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEE?
hehe. I love this place.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BONK EYED WEINER.
Dammit JIM!
Lock and load.
OWN IT ON DVD.
www.lickmypouch.com
Your mom.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Go to bed Berg, you've gone wrong.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK. Sometimes. Total Bitch.
Sometimes silly bonk-yed wiener.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK YOU ARE NOT A BITCH.
GAWD!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm a bitch for an accurate rating? Fair enough.
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WOOO WOOO
The ratings police have stepped up.
You are a bitch. PERIOD. And you smell. Stupidhead.
WIN.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm a bitch for an accurate rating? Fair enough.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH.
I dig that about you.
I think you and the nutflicker should e-mouthhump.
Purple is my 7th favorite color.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 03:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can everyone that writes "should of" or "could of" in place of "should have" or "could have" please proceed to the nearest suicide booth?
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You are such a prissy little bitch.
Seems a little extreme. I suggest a few solid beatings and a hot tub with Bubba. I can't say for certain, but I might be one of those people. To be completely honest, the notion that actually bugs you makes me quite happy.
I wonder if a forced hottub with that fucking retard would be punishment enough for uttering such a horrible phrase.
I could very well have e-fucked myself here folks...
I bet he'd shit in the tub.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think we went over this before
i shall not and will not follow the grammar nazi rules
you get my point well enough
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can everyone that writes "should of" or "could of" in place of "should have" or "could have" please proceed to the nearest suicide booth?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i could of said many things
fuck you
just happens ta be the shortest and most concise way ta get my point across
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was straight amazing.
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i think that's overstating it a tad. at about "break time," or maybe it was "fuck you," i started liking it less and less. especially since "fuck you" has become the catchall answer to several rhetorical questions:
like my post? no? fuck you
like chicken? no? fuck you
like pez? no? fuck you.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was straight amazing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See now this?
I liked.