Uberotica - Always There for Me (601 hits)
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Submitted by ButtMissile (View user info) at 2008-04-08 07:52:08 EDT
The very anticipation of getting home and being in the hands of his lover was enough to make him hard as he rounded the last corner. Perhaps it was just the bumps in the road be he could think of nothing more than being with her again tonight as they had been so many nights before, lovers for eternity.
"Baby, I'm home" he said as he bounced through the front door. "Where are you, babe....you gettin' all dolled up for me again?" he mused as he walked over to the stereo cabinet and put on some Silk.
Let me lick you up and down
Til you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you
He moved to his room and there she was, hair all set and that lipstick that he loved. She sat ready and waiting for his approach and mouthed excitement as he fumbled taking his slacks off.
As he jumped in bed, member standing erect, he spoke softly to her...."Baby I love your hair like that and that lipstick, you know how that gets me going!...you so fine"
She smiled and lowered her lips on to his cock as if she needed it to survive. She bobbed up and down, hair falling and rising with each stroke, until he exploded out the back of her head.
In the end she scratched that itch for him, tickled his ear a little and even held his cigarette as he smoked it.
Love is erotic and always being there for someone when they want you...is love.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it took me 9 times to hit "Rank"
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Because I'm disappointed in myself.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chances are this sucked immense amounts of balls, but "buttmissle" made moronic/drunk me laugh.
Loser.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome!
Good work. The first half was written in such a way that made everyone believe it was a real person, and then once you started using lines like blow my load out the back of her head and stuff like that, it was a bit more obvious where you were going with it....
Needless to say, it was pretty awesome.
Thank you.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Droppage!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jill?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm GangsterSquids first review.....i'm a cherry popper....how erotic!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:54:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-08 09:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I make love to handgela and her five sisters everyday.
usually to experima or that blue eyeshadow princess orphelia.
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I thought her name was Palmela Handerson?
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I was turned off by her exhibitionism with tommy lee.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:54:02 EDT (#)
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I AM HENNIFER LOPEZ, I LIKE TACOS Y BURRITOS!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:51:46 EDT (#)
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Miss Michigan anyone?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:50:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:47:05 EDT (#)
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I make love to handgela and her five sisters everyday.
usually to experima or that blue eyeshadow princess orphelia.
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I thought her name was Palmela Handerson?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But...Orphelia is a hag...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I make love to handgela and her five sisters everyday.
usually to experima or that blue eyeshadow princess orphelia.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This plus 2 is based solely on your choice of name and has nothing to do with the content of this post. Although the post was kind of a butt missle. Except for the silk, that was gold, everything else was doo doo baby.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed...
Q. Am I supposed to laughing at an Uberotica post? I thought it should make me want to jump into bed with my boyfriend...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im gonna wank to this
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:07:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 08:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well why not
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:59:16 EDT (#)
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i just wanted to try and use the italics thing correctly
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 07:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha.