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Uberotica 2008 - Tuesday, 5:45 PM (816 hits)

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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-04-08 11:18:37 EDT


Derrick saw the 'new e-mail' icon light up on his Windows taskbar.

"Great," he thought, "There's Denise."

He made sure he didn't have any other pressing, work-related tasks to complete before checking his e-mail and finding that, sure enough, Denise had sent him a message.

They had been married for 8 years and with the divorce almost final, the few remaining belongings shared by the two were now needing to be claimed, and this is what Denise had written about.

Preparing for the worst, Derrick propped his face up with one hand and navigated his computer with the other. The e-mail read:

"Derrick, I'll stop by tomorrow afternoon at 5:45 as we had discussed. Really I'm only interested in the china, my share of the DVD collection and the credenza I kept all my yoga stuff in. You can have everything else; I don't care. Please let me know that 5:45 tomorrow, Tuesday, will work. Thanks, Denise."

He hit 'reply' and confirmed that the time would be ok.

"Fine," Derrick mumbled to himself as he typed, "Take whatever the fuck you want you ignorant bitch."

"Did you say something, Derrick?" quipped Derricks boss, from across the office.

"Nah...just...nevermind. Hey Ted I'm heading out. I'm off tomorrow as you know; see you Wednesday." Derrick finished.

And with that he left his office, hopped in his car and drove home.

_______________________________________________

Tuesday morning brought Derrick out of bed by about nine o'clock. The sun shone in through the windows of his bedroom as he got up, scratched his ass and threw on some boxers.

Within minutes coffee was brewing and Derrick had settled into his armchair with the current issue of Harper's.

The day went on casually enough and Derrick was able to get a few things done around the house that he wouldn't have had time for otherwise. Before he knew it, it was 5:30.

Then 5:40.

There was a knock at the door. She was early.

"Hi Derrick," Denise announced as she strode in. It was as if she still lived here...her posture was upright and defensive and it was obvious she was all business.

She was wearing a mid-length, black leather skirt with a white blouse which had a particularly attention-grabbing neckline that reminded Derrick of how perfect her cleavage was. As she walked in past him, he caught a whiff of the perfume she was wearing...still unchanged from when he last saw her months ago.

Denise made her way over to the kitchen and opened the top cupboards, revealing the china she had mentioned in her e-mail. As she got on her tiptoes to reach her dishes, Derrick's eyes scanned her body as it stretched upwards.

"You look great, Denise." he said.

She set down the salad bowl she was handling and slowly looked over her left shoulder, staring at Derrick. The look in her eyes was equal parts confusion, intrigue and shock.

"Thanks...I guess." she replied.

Before she returned to her task of collecting china, Derrick noticed her glance downward at his jeans. To be more specific, at his crotch.

Denise cleared her throat and continued.

His heart racing, Derrick took a few steps closer to Denise. He was now about two feet behind her.

"Need help?" Derrick asked.

Without turning around, Denise handed him a teacup.

"Here, wrap this in newspaper for me. I don't want it to..." her sentence was interrupted by Derrick's body pressing against her backside. The teacup Denise was holding dropped to the counter, the handle on it snapping off sharply.

Derrick brought his hands forward and under Denise's arms, sliding his fingers into her blouse and across her full, smooth bosom.

There was not a word shared between them.

Denise immediately planted her hands on the counter before her and dropped her head in tandem with her jaw. She had resigned to the powerful grasp that Derrick's strong body now had on her.

Derrick brought one of his hands up to Denise's throat and splayed his fingers across it. He remembered how much she enjoyed pressure there. He gently squeezed.

Immediately Denise brought her hands from the counter to behind her, right where Derrick's stiff cock was aching to be released from it's zippered denim keep. Feeling her pussy moisten with anxious anticipation, Denise unbuttoned his pants and released his large cock into the open.

With lustful haste Derrick rushed to unzip Denise's skirt and she gently stroked his firm prick. The garment fell off quickly and landed in a heap at Denise's feet. She lifted one leg up and over, creating just enough opportunity for Derrick's eager dick to find the crotch of her pink panties.

"Fuck me, goddamn you," she commanded, "and don't fucking say anything."

It was then that Derrick turned from man into animal and began breathing and sweating like a caged beast. He ripped off Denise's panties with no regard for them and grabbed her hips with a vice-like grasp.

Denise reached back and spread her pink, wet pussy lips in wait for Derrick's seeping cock. In one abrupt move, Derrick plowed into Denise with anxious vigor, filling her tight love tunnel with every inch of his thick manhood.

Denise bent forward over the sink and closed her eyes. She could feel the head of his cock caressing her insides...and she loved it. She loved his strong hands gripping her firmly and yanking her ass into his crotch; she loved how hard and passionate he was fucking her and how familiar his perfect cock felt inside her.

Derrick's legs began to spasm and it was then that Denise knew he would soon be cumming. She herself was close to climax, and so she arched her back even more to give Derrick just the right angle and he blew his hot wad of cum inside her silky, pink vagina. Denise savored the sensation of having her womb painted with Derrick's love serum as she came in wave after wave of euphoria.

After they both came, Derrick kept his cock inside her and waited for his vision to clear.

They returned to earth and sighed, almost in unison.

Without another word spoken, they each gathered their clothes and finished corralling the things that Denise would leave with that afternoon.

"Thanks," Denise said, "I guess this is everything."

"Yea. I'm sorry about the broken cup," Derrick replied.

"...I'm not." said Denise.

And with that, she left his life. Forever.






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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-28 15:32:33 EDT (#)
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Have a 0.5

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:28:50 CDT (#)
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'Seeping penis'? Might want to get that looked at.

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And also that picture is crap.

Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:36:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:35:20 EDT (#)
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Are you fucking retarded?

I have one post.

Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 16:36:58 EDT (#)
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Loser.




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Took me a moment to remember GS is you... Yes, tribute...

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stupid cunt.

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Best I have read so far

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That was a pretty hot story. I enjoyed it.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-08 13:04:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:30:29 EDT (#)
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omfg..

this cliche overloaded piece of crap had me laughing until it brought tears to my eyes.



three questions:

1.) did sico write this for you?

2.) is this just a compilation of various Penthouse Letters you've whacked off to?

3.) have you ever HAD sex with a woman?



haha

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 12:17:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:28:50 CDT (#)
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'Seeping penis'? Might want to get that looked at.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:58:41 EDT (#)
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Some awkward lines, but on the whole I thought it was good.

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Fuck off

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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:22:12 EDT (#)
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stiff cock was aching to be released from it's zippered denim keep

hahahaha YES
===============
I say goddamn!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:32:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:28:50 CDT (#)
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'Seeping penis'? Might want to get that looked at.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

omfg..

this cliche overloaded piece of crap had me laughing until it brought tears to my eyes.



three questions:

1.) did sico write this for you?

2.) is this just a compilation of various Penthouse Letters you've whacked off to?

3.) have you ever HAD sex with a woman?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who doesn't have a silky pink vagina?



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:29:17 EDT (#)
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*wink*

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:28:50 EDT (#)
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'Seeping penis'? Might want to get that looked at.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:26:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:24:33 EDT (#)
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Denise savored the sensation of having her womb painted with Derrick's love serum
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This line cost you a point, in my books.

Otherwise, nice.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-08 11:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stiff cock was aching to be released from it's zippered denim keep

hahahaha YES


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which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

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