The Best Uberotica Submission (760 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.07 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Flack: Shitting On Your Virtual World Since 2004 (View user info) at 2008-04-08 17:50:06 EDT
She throws me down on the bed
On a late October night
Unbuttons my jersey
And pulls herself to me tight
She tells me she's happy
And she wants me so bad
She doesn't care about my faults
Or the former women I've had
She wants me to lick her
And nibble and bite
She refuses to stop
Just goes through the night
I taste wine on her lips
Mixed with Vodka and Beer
And her perfect round breasts
Alleviates my fear
I take her so gently
But only at first
This love we are making
Is quenching my thirst
She drools on my phallus
And screams out my name
I put it inside her
And continue our game
And if in the morning
I wake and shes gone
IT really doesn't matter
Because it wouldn't last long
The moonlight shines on her body
And she looks like a dream
I kiss her and taste her
And get ready to cream
I pull out my member
and cum on her face
She looks so fucking sexy
Dancing about the place
I look in her eyes
And I say without a shout
"The Detroit Tigers are on TV, bitch!
Now get the fuck out!"
Go Tigers!
User Reviews
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would literally rather watch Disney's production of Robin Hood.
The one with the animals, yeah, I'd rather watch that.
I'll do it right now, just to prove my point.
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this review is a winner
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would literally rather watch Disney's production of Robin Hood.
The one with the animals, yeah, I'd rather watch that.
I'll do it right now, just to prove my point.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You brave son of a bitch
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-08 21:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love choosing baseball over a piece of tail.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't like it.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-08 17:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are the tigers 0-7 yet?
Yes. Easily so.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT! Do my dishes... THEN get the fuck out!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She doesn't care about my faults
Or the former women I've had
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All lies.
A woman will see a mans faults and ignore them under the false pretence that one day she can change them.
The magic number is five. Three 'serious' relationships and two one night stands. Anymore, and any decent girl would walk away. And a 'decent' girl will tell you three. Two 'serious' relationships and a single one night stand. Of course, this will mean 20 + partners, but relationships are all about pretence.
Go Tigers woo!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-08 17:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are the tigers 0-7 yet?
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-08 17:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of rough sex and sports.