Uberotica 2008 - Two Bags of Sand (1520 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: erotica
Rating: 0.69 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2008-04-08 18:52:23 EDT
I'm sorry. I've never had sex...
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 15:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-13 16:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm balls, what was I going to say, what am I reviewing, what what what
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-13 16:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:09:24 EDT (#)
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Is that a vest?
Hitler wore vests you know.
My mother wore vests when she used to beat me.
I was killed with a vest three times.
Most of Scandinavia wears vests when they eat babies.
That better not be a vest.
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No, no, no, this is all slander and lies and vicious propoganda. The Swedish are very civilised about eating babies and there are no vests involved, I swear to you on my honour as a Swede!
Did you know that "snark" means "snore" in Swedish?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, that's it.
We're getting married now.
A cab ride, a quick flight and I'll be at your doorstep tomorrow morning with a ring, a case of Shiraz, two of my best friends dressed like Apache Indian Chiefs and the severed head of Waylon Jennings. Pack light. Your passport, a bulletproof vest and some sexy kung-foo should do.
We're honeymooning in some place that ends with "...stan" and then we are hitting Eastern Europe with the greatest crime wave they've ever seen.
Afterwards we'll make babies and yell at each on occasion to keep up appearances.
Questions?
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Aaaand I just saw this.
It's the most romantic thing I've ever read.
YES, YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I could have made much better use of all that time you were drunk last night. Sigh.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116094#2690588
I hoped to be best girl...<weeps>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-12 07:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 10:19:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I probably should have read this but I have a distinct aversion to Vampire Stories, and blood on boobies.
pictures made me go allplurp. unngnnggeeea ewwwwwThe w
You are Sacrilicous other bridesmaid.
You're a girly right?
I'm sorry. I should have capitalized Girly.
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One of us is a girl, me, a wonam actually. Flash Harry is a man. I am hoping that writing posts with him will one day lead to me seeing his willy.
I think you may be out of Uberotica, but since I read you are getting married tomorrow, that is for the best I guess.
Congrats if the wedding rumour is true. I hope she is as 'hot' as rob bergs wifey.
I have no idea what happened to one line of you review but it got all mashed up. Sorry about that.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it?
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Yep. Shrivels up and falls right off.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 10:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like THIS revelation comes as a surprise.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-09 06:32:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-09 06:18:03 EDT (#)
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Snark. That's dissapointing, I was looking forward to yours.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:27:12 EDT (#)
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I agree with me.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:16:41 EDT (#)
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Let's face facts, I didn't read this.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting sabotaged you lucky bastard
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-09 04:07:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-09 03:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DRINKS.
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-09 03:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least it's not long-winded
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-09 01:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-08 23:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-08 23:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhhh, you got me blushing :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-08 22:21:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98444
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-08 20:03:07 EDT (#)
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Ouch....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:41:58 EDT (#)
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i feel your pain
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:41:19 EDT (#)
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ha!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a packet of condoms in my dresser that have been there since 1992 so I don't think that rule applies.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:30:42 EDT (#)
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virgin...what? You guys... are up... your... asses
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:29:20 EDT (#)
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Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Godchicken:
Never will I be able to top http://www.ubersite.com/m/114338 when it comes to Erotica on ubersite.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll beat ballare's post like a snare drum
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heh, honestly work is kicking my ass and I probably couldn't beat Ballare's wonderful post if I did indeed have the time.
Well done Ballare :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me neither!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The irony is great, but it would have been better with a pic. I expect a +2-worthy repost, pronto!
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed my Oscar off!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Snark, I know you've written shit into your stories. Tell me this post is a mistake and you forgot the graphic.