An Intelligent Discourse Regarding An Important Intellectual Issue (NSFW) (2344 hits)
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Submitted by Leonore: Whorage Level UP! (View user info) at 2008-04-09 11:16:15 EDT
Because I promised steak, berg, et. al.
Did I do it right? The webcam was insufficient here.
*runs*
User Reviews
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's ways to get peoples attention that doesn't involve exploiting yourself.
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So what if these weren't actually her boobs?
I think that would count as one of those ways.
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Posting a picture of another woman's breats?
errrrrrr
no.
Rob - come on now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's ways to get peoples attention that doesn't involve exploiting yourself.
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So what if these weren't actually her boobs?
I think that would count as one of those ways.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's ways to get peoples attention that doesn't involve exploiting yourself.
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Fucking neo-victorian feminists are almost solely to blame for my high blood pressure. You feminists are meant to be SEXUALLY LIBERATED!
Isn't the conception that the body is sacred and precious a hangover from religious...
Oh I cant even be fucked. Choke on a black cock.
Not that this post was any good, mind you.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd be a very irresponsible wizard if I had the power.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's ways to get peoples attention that doesn't involve exploiting yourself.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-13 18:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to go
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a one-two punch from the Canadian left, taking time out from protesting the heinous detention of Australian seal activists by their despotic and brutal regime. you go girls.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's ways to get peoples attention that doesn't involve exploiting yourself.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-13 18:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to go
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to watch Kill Bill I think. Laters
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also +2 i'm eating animal crackers. ROCK.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
real.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for some nice boobies!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's something vaguely disconcerting about your nipples and aureoles, but it's against my principles to not +2 boobies.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably not yours, but nice rack.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:10:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, she's not an alter. I did her 2 months ago.
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lol.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can't not +2 a nice rack.
I believe this is you. Still not sure why, but thanks for sharing!
kiss kiss, kill kill
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, she's not an alter. I did her 2 months ago.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting better at what? I don't see why I have to auto +2 boobies when I have two wonderful specimens of my own.
Word on the street is Leonore is an alter.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-10 09:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 09:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116009
The manicures are the same. I think this is you.
Note - I +2ed your other camwhores as you are cute, I just don't think this is cool. I am allowed to think that, right, without being called jealous or a bitch? If it makes you happy, you go for it. :)
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You're getting much better at it actually.
A shame really, I wanted you to be the next Mystiamoon.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 09:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116009
The manicures are the same. I think this is you.
Note - I +2ed your other camwhores as you are cute, I just don't think this is cool. I am allowed to think that, right, without being called jealous or a bitch? If it makes you happy, you go for it. :)
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-10 04:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh, boobage.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 04:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
They look like they have been slapped about
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 04:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha if these are your boobies...
Did you get the hits you wanted? lol
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-04-10 04:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are real boobs, all those who talk shit are probably virgins. Sorry but most boobs look like this, the boobs you see on tv and porn are there because they are perfect. These are the boobs you see in real life.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-10 02:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-10 02:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are a great set.
Too bad they're not yours...
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-04-10 02:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits.....sweet!
Can't do anything but +2 this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-09 22:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fail
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-04-09 22:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Veins.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 for bravery, -1 for effort, -2 for the veins and the "gut being sucked in" effect.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-09 20:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a nice pair.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-09 19:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not yours
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think my 50s bra link was blocked.
http://www.adclassix.com/images/54maidenformbra.jpg
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: Everyone.
You're welcome.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My, what beautiful eyes you have.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
anyone notice how well they would fit a bra made in the 1950s
http://www.amazing-planet.net/slike/underwear/bullet_bra.jpg
those are retro
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-09 16:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I prefer grandma boobies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 16:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I've said this once, I'll say it again...ad nauseum.
Shlongy loves whores. AND WHY WOULDN'T I?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-09 15:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not Merilyn Sekova, but it'll do.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2008-04-09 15:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobs
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-09 15:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this isn't #1 most heated yet? huh
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-09 15:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe those are yours. The girl in your earlier camwhore didn't look as emaciated as the girl in this titty pic. However... they are boobs. So my penis will not allow me to rate lower than a +2
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Cookielass has a penis?
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Maybe she let ball-less boyfriend off the leash and he sneaked into the computer room.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 again, just because.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you've lost weight since your last camwhore
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatcha doin'?
just sayin'.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like your bra might be chaffing you. You might want to get that looked into or something.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a pretty picture perfect rack
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-09 14:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe those are yours. The girl in your earlier camwhore didn't look as emaciated as the girl in this titty pic. However... they are boobs. So my penis will not allow me to rate lower than a +2
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Cookielass has a penis?
Well I guess we knew that.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe those are yours. The girl in your earlier camwhore didn't look as emaciated as the girl in this titty pic. However... they are boobs. So my penis will not allow me to rate lower than a +2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
damn nice titties
i'd say more but there isn't anything else to say
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
perky but your aureolas look slightly inflamed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, give the old man a shot. They say 60 is a special age.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I lurve you, Em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EPIC jealousy!
p.s you have shiny nipples, get them sandpapered.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was easy. I hope it was worth the effort of typing all those letters out. I'm beat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My email is my submission name on my earlier posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 13:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have time to "seek"...tell me where to seek it.
I don't keep track of Uber stuff, babe.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
The Telltale Head
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seek and thee shall find, Shlongy.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigur Ros date. You and me.
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Done, and done. I'll bring my Special Coffee. Dark Guatemalan blend with Bailey's, Amaretto and Crown Royal.
You bring the shoegaze.
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Can I come too?
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YES.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was meant for Orphelia..not any of you other hosebags
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's your email address..I'll shoot you one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigur Ros date. You and me.
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Done, and done. I'll bring my Special Coffee. Dark Guatemalan blend with Bailey's, Amaretto and Crown Royal.
You bring the shoegaze.
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Can I come too?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-09 17:23:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Definite shenanigans. You could at least have posted better-looking tits. The nipples look like they're pimples on the face of a greasy 15-year-old.
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I agree. And I have two of them shlongy. A private viewing can be arranged...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES.
Who cares if they are yours? Do you know how hard it is to find tits on the webosphere?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ltap- what you know about tits- and women in general - could be written successfully on the tip of a pin.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when will people learn
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Definite shenanigans. You could at least have posted better-looking tits. The nipples look like they're pimples on the face of a greasy 15-year-old.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck 'em, Berty, drink ALL the coffee out of spite, and sneak some whiskey along with it to help you prove your point (you'll have plenty of them to prove if you do this right).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coffee is life.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Relax Berty, it really isn't that important either way.
Go have a glass of milk or something. NOT COFFEE. I think you might have had enough caffine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture was taken shortly after I caressed them gently, with my tongue, if you must know!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you have greasy nipples?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me paypal you 10 bucks. I like my meat a little tanned.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh MY GOD.
*waves hands around*
Of COURSE it's a bleeding lie! What kind of person would be so hopelessly tragic as to actually post their naked body to an anonymous website in some kind of faux popularity contest that doesn't exist anywhere outside of their own head?
QueenAshlee would, Sicosemen has done, UrbaneMischief might, but Leonore wouldn't because her head isn't broken.
Of course she IS a real person and as such suseptable to trickery but apart from that I can't any way of actually seeing her boobs except by getting her drunk and alone at an ubercon.
My God, it's just all so fucking grubby. It is like digging a hole in a field with cows in when it is snowing. Just the worst thing ever.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess God never meant me to talk sexy. That's sort of dark really.
I'm not cut out for this modern living malarkey. Just as well that World War 3 is inevitable.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-09 16:31:03 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
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Write: I love Shlongy on them and repost. Then you get a better rating.
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Any time Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's an EXCELLENT idea, LM.
I wish I thought of that.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
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Write: I love Shlongy on them and repost. Then you get a better rating.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can deduce from this camwhore (http://www.ubersite.com/m/114126) that you have freckly shoulders.
Nice try missy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd cup those and shout "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!" any day of the week.
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Whatta charmer!
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Honestly I thought that'd be quite good. I guess pick up lines where never meant to be topical.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When are you planning on being in the South Carolina geographical area?
I have something I'd like to show you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Other forms of validation, seek them.
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Meh.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not buying it, this isn't you.
Still get a point apiece though.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Other forms of validation, seek them.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd cup those and shout "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!" any day of the week.
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Whatta charmer!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are my new favorite Uber User. The boobs had nothing to do with it..I dont think.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd cup those and shout "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!" any day of the week.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in serious lust with this chick.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigur Ros date. You and me.
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Done, and done. I'll bring my Special Coffee. Dark Guatemalan blend with Bailey's, Amaretto and Crown Royal.
You bring the shoegaze.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigur Ros date. You and me.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Venal
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 puffies
and if this is real, what the fuck are you thinking?
God help me I never want to have a daughter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might have to do a taste test.
Right after I jack off.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They're mine, Shlongy. Don't you remember?
Well, you were pretty far gone that night. It's okay, honey.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 11:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are those yours?
Be honest now...Shlongy has ways of finding out.
...That usually land me in jail but it might be worth the effort.