The Intimate Relationship Between Man and Beast. (1700 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.42 on 113 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-04-10 10:21:24 EDT
I recently became the proud owner of a cat. He's a bit of a nutter and he's called Max. He's used to living in my flat now and runs about like a lunatic, sleeps on my neck and a bunch of other cute stuff that I won't bore you with because it's frankly insipid to read about other people's pets and I don't want to subject you to that.
What I would like to subject you fuckers to is a request for an opinion.
Is it wrong to masturbate in front of your cat?
I was lying in bed recently, naked and horny. On my own, I decided to watch some porn and have a wank (apologies to the weak of constitution). It was great but just as I reached the point of no return, Max casually strolled into the room and watched me ejaculate. It was weird and I felt kind of dirty afterwards, but he's only a cat, right? Right?
Now I wonder if he looks at me and thinks that I'm filth or something. I dunno really, but I just walked through the hall and he was taking a shit, so we're probably even.
I'd also like to dedicate a small part of this post as a massive 'Fuck You!' to Michael Moore. I can appreciate that he puts out an alternative viewpoint, but his sensationalist style drives me to distraction. I just watched 'Sicko' and while it's interesting, the basic message seems to be 'Fuck Nixon and Republicans, oh and another fuck off to the American Medical Association'. Thanks for that, I never knew.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:15:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-11 08:48:57 BST (#)
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the cats name shall be....(drum role)
Shleprock
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Like the rubbish band?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2008-04-13 23:24:38 EDT (#)
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I honestly don't know where I stand on the "masturbating in front of your cat" thing. Can't say I've never had it happen...I owned two cats, so the frequency of interruption was alarming.
As far as Michael Moore goes, though...I'm not a fanboy or anything but I'd say he has a point most of the time. He may beat it to death (har har p33n3r joke) sometimes, but he definitely has a point.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:45:17 EDT (#)
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This is how Electro got started
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 05:15:09 EDT (#)
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You should piss your cat off and then you could call him Mad Max and then you could team up and kill me for making boring obvious jokes, which would be funny cuz dingos would kick your face off if you tried.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:34:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:07:57 EDT (#)
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The cat doesn't know the difference
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:06:26 EDT (#)
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did you mention your "girlfriend" in the reviews because i see you restrained your deception in terms of the actual post
or should i control-f "enormous tits?"
Submitted by caricature19 (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cats don't have a sense of self, so he's probably not thinking "i'm scarred for life". maybe more like, having a curious feeling as to what you're doing, or an animal instinct that you're in mating season, but that's about it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:56:29 EDT (#)
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Ew, man I always kick any pets out first. Can't even have them in the same room.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:30:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:55:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:43:26 EDT (#)
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Awe! Kitty kitty kitty! Pssspsssspssspsss!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:10:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:48:57 EDT (#)
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the cats name shall be....(drum role)
Shleprock
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-04-10 20:29:37 EDT (#)
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I was fucking one time and my cat jumped up on my bed and I pulled out to cum on my chick's tummy, so I diverted the flow and shampooed the cat. I give TMI here to illustrate that I imagine your cat would rather be with you than me.
Jerk on, Wayne!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-10 20:19:23 EDT (#)
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because i don't think that would be right at all.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-10 20:03:42 EDT (#)
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The salient question is whether you came all over its face and tits.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:40:35 EDT (#)
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I dated a girl in college who told me a story about masterbating with her cat in the room once. She had reached the point of no return when suddenly the cat...um... how do I say this... started to help her clean up the mess?
Anwyay, I kid you not, she enjoyed it.
That was pretty much the last time I saw her.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i first read this as "man and breast"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:20:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/ceiling.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128340989882968750ceilingcatar.jpg
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6159/z69233648zf8.jpg
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:05:24 EDT (#)
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Call him Bili (as in, Billy), it's the Hindi word for cat
Other Hindi words I know are Oout, Hati, gandu, namaste, paani and bhaichud (camel, elephant, arsehole, hello, water and sisterfucker) - though these wont make great names
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 13:33:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:25:28 BST (#)
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You have something wrong inside that head of yours.
Crab paste sandwiches.
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not hungry anymore
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:53:05 EDT (#)
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'eh hurt
whatever lets ya sleep good at night
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:51:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:48:32 BST (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:16:50 BST (#)
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you know what they say about a man who owns cats
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That he fucking rules and is trying to learn Impaled Nazarene on an acoustic guitar? Wait...
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lol
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:16:50 BST (#)
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you know what they say about a man who owns cats
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That he fucking rules and is trying to learn Impaled Nazarene on an acoustic guitar? Wait...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:38:52 EDT (#)
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I can't stand Michael Moore! My bigger and better half likes him though... The guy makes me want to stick pins in my eyes and chisel out my ears.
Your kitty is soooo cute... I'll bet the poor thing is mentally scarred for life.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:25:28 EDT (#)
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You have something wrong inside that head of yours.
Crab paste sandwiches.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:25:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:19:24 EDT (#)
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Hungry now :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:18:51 EDT (#)
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Only with a more spammy aroma. Obviously
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:14:46 BST (#)
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I do not have a meaty smelling/looking tuppence.
I feel sick.
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Like a bulldog licking mayonnaise off a plate.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:16:50 EDT (#)
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you know what they say about a man who owns cats
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:14:46 EDT (#)
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I do not have a meaty smelling/looking tuppence.
I feel sick.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:12:26 EDT (#)
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*the smell of warm spam dripping in mayonnaise fills Ophelia's room*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:10:17 EDT (#)
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While watching ilikesteak on the internet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:09:47 EDT (#)
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No, a strum.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:08:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:07:25 BST (#)
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*looks at reviews, smells the testosterone, slowly backs out*
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off for a diddle eh?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:07:25 BST (#)
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*looks at reviews, smells the testosterone, slowly backs out*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:07:25 EDT (#)
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*looks at reviews, smells the testosterone, slowly backs out*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:52:04 EDT (#)
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*nods*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:51:44 EDT (#)
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She didn't notice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:51:33 EDT (#)
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Well, yeah, she had to drink mine after she was so shit at blowing me I decided to pee in her mouth a little to fake orgasm.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:50:38 EDT (#)
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piss drinker?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:48:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:47:07 BST (#)
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All mackems drink piss.
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I met one last night. She had pretty good tits.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:47:07 EDT (#)
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All mackems drink piss.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-10 09:45:40 CDT (#)
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So the consensus is that it's okay to wank in front of cats. This follows on from Uber's assertian that it's okay to drink your own urine, if it's in aid of a good laugh, and to join the army.
Go team.
Berty's lack of social interaction in real life shines through on this subject.
He really has no idea how depraved the youth of the UK really is.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:45:09 EDT (#)
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HAH - it's not even a gentile cat either - so your fiancé is DOUBLY fucked.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:43:39 EDT (#)
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Apollo, I didn't want to mention, but my cat fucked your wife last night. Sorry dude, he's not even circumcised.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:43:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:42:14 BST (#)
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men who own a cat should lose their man pass.
gaylord.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:42:14 EDT (#)
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men who own a cat should lose their man pass.
gaylord.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:41:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83305
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:41:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:40:20 BST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:38:26 BST (#)
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Next season mate, next season.
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Didn't we hear that last year? And the year before that? And before that etc. etc.
Call him Gullit.
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I have been depressed since jabba the hutt sacked bobby robson.
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Epic truth.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:40:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:38:26 BST (#)
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Next season mate, next season.
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Didn't we hear that last year? And the year before that? And before that etc. etc.
Call him Gullit.
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I have been depressed since jabba the hutt sacked bobby robson.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:39:19 EDT (#)
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Fuck you Bell, semi glory hunter that you are!
Final conclusion on Moore: Needs more crying people.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:38:26 EDT (#)
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Next season mate, next season.
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Didn't we hear that last year? And the year before that? And before that etc. etc.
Call him Gullit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:38:18 EDT (#)
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Chocolate you fucking gimlet retard, at no point did I say I fucked the wee bastard, I just came in front of him.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:37:04 EDT (#)
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It's all about whether your cock is inside the cat or not.
Cock inside = wrong
Cock outside = no problem
Sure you can figure it out.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:36:54 EDT (#)
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Next season mate, next season.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:36:03 EDT (#)
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Spacker the cat
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:35:43 EDT (#)
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Dear F J Bell
fuck off.
It's bad enough supporting Newcastle as it is without randoms taking pops at us.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:35:32 EDT (#)
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nice bag
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:34:42 EDT (#)
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If you were really excited about getting him, but are now thoroughly unimpressed, call him Luque. Or Keegan. Or Owen. Or Boumsong. Or Smugde. Or Butt. Or Emre. Or Sounness. etc etc
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:33:51 EDT (#)
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If you call him "Spaz" it's auto -2s for life.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:32:32 EDT (#)
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Oh wait, he's mental, we'll call him Gazza!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:31:31 EDT (#)
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Only applicable if he starts going bald.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:30:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck it, we'll call him Shearer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:08:58 BST (#)
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Pussolini is also an option.
Come up with something better than 'Fuckrat' and I might value your opinion.
Michael Moore is a fat ignorant cunt by the way.
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That canadian may be right - but why must he be such an insufferable FUCK about it?
I utterly agree re. Michael Moore.
pussolini? Shittest one thus far.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:19:18 EDT (#)
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IWantToLiveOnABus = Arsonist.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:18:37 EDT (#)
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Names of three of the greatest movie heroes of all time are shit? What the fuck?
Submitted by Iwanttoliveonabus (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:17:59 EDT (#)
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No label, I looked :(
But I think it's quite cheap? I like handbags too, but I sadly destroy them whenever they come into my possession by spilling things / burning them / other fateful accidents.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:17:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:07:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:00:25 BST (#)
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Fuckrat... Christ you're retarded.
Current contenders:
Kittler
Rocky
Rambo
McClane
Redemption
Cat?
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All shit.
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He's right, you know.
Call him Otto, or Clyde...or Otto Clyde!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:08:58 EDT (#)
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Pussolini is also an option.
Come up with something better than 'Fuckrat' and I might value your opinion.
Michael Moore is a fat ignorant cunt by the way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:07:55 EDT (#)
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'crap factory'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:07:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:00:25 BST (#)
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Fuckrat... Christ you're retarded.
Current contenders:
Kittler
Rocky
Rambo
McClane
Redemption
Cat?
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All shit.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:05:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:30:06 EDT (#)
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LOL
I used to watch porn when in the same room as my cat and wank, its fine.
However if your smoking hash and wanking watch out, I have blim burns in my foreskin :(
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and 'EmissionImpossible' was born...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:01:06 EDT (#)
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I always like 'Puss' for a cat.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:00:25 EDT (#)
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Fuckrat... Christ you're retarded.
Current contenders:
Kittler
Rocky
Rambo
McClane
Redemption
Cat?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:57:44 EDT (#)
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'Fuckrat' the Cat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:56:14 EDT (#)
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something in Clicky
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:55:41 EDT (#)
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We got him off a friend. We're gonna re-name him something cool. Suggestions are welcome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:53:15 EDT (#)
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Named your cat after your computer eh?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:51:39 EDT (#)
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Sadly, yes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:51:08 EDT (#)
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Christ! Is that even possible?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:50:34 EDT (#)
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No, but I dipped my cock in his cider once. I told him about a year later and he hit me so hard I went even more retarded.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:50:25 EDT (#)
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I hate to admit this, but I close the door to the room when I'm "beating the bishop" Im sure that its just my own guilt thats influencing me, but I swear that fucking dog has a look of disgust on her face...
then again, women do when I have no pants on.
FUCK
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:49:57 EDT (#)
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You sound thoroughly domesticated btw Hurty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:49:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:47:04 BST (#)
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Me either. I just pictured the look on a basset hounds face and tried to imagine myself being able to get (or keep) an erection while looking at the sad, depressing, droopy face.
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We can find out if it's possible.
Hurty - have you ever wanked over The Big S?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:47:04 EDT (#)
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Me either. I just pictured the look on a basset hounds face and tried to imagine myself being able to get (or keep) an erection while looking at the sad, depressing, droopy face.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:46:50 EDT (#)
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Does it have a lable inside? I like handbags.
I just got a lovely one with butterflies on it from Debenhams.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:46:07 EDT (#)
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Only dead cats Berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:45:40 EDT (#)
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So the consensus is that it's okay to wank in front of cats. This follows on from Uber's assertian that it's okay to drink your own urine, if it's in aid of a good laugh, and to join the army.
Go team.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:45:00 EDT (#)
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I've thought about it Drake, and I'm really not sure what you mean.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:42:38 EDT (#)
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Try masturbating in front of a basset hound. Seriously, I don't think it can be done. Think about it.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:41:02 EDT (#)
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I had a cat that used to love to watch me in the bathroom, be it dropping trail or takin' a piss.
I always felt weird. But I also understood because I would often see him takin' a dump or pissing in his litter box or on my leg...
Submitted by Iwanttoliveonabus (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:39:57 EDT (#)
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Orphelia - I don't know where the bag was bought from as I stole it from an ex-housemate. Sorry.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:39:52 EDT (#)
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Of course I have, it's terrifying.
BusLady, tell her where you got the bag!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:39:45 EDT (#)
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All cat sex is rape.
Right Hurty?
RIGHT???????
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:39:00 EDT (#)
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Have you ever heard cats having sex? You don't want to.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:38:46 EDT (#)
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Hurty has to put the bag on the cat's head so it's not put off if it looks over its shoulder and sees his gurning O face.
Submitted by Iwanttoliveonabus (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:38:27 EDT (#)
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I am shocked and appalled at this deviant behaviour. Poor traumatised little Max. I might stop beating him now I know about this...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:37:45 EDT (#)
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I don't have a clue where it came from, sorry.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:37:06 EDT (#)
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That cat already has you pegged as a miscreant - see the look its giving you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:36:33 EDT (#)
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You need to earn more money. New Look is for chavs.
:) (did you really? I want one?)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:35:55 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't wank in front of.
You'll get a better view if you face its rear.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:31:03 EDT (#)
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Thanks I got it from New Look.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:30:21 EDT (#)
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Lovely handbag, Hurty :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:30:06 EDT (#)
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LOL
I used to watch porn when in the same room as my cat and wank, its fine.
However if your smoking hash and wanking watch out, I have blim burns in my foreskin :(
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:25:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:24:35 EDT (#)
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It's OK to masturbate in front of your cat.
But... it's not OK to have sex with it. Just so we're clear on where the line is.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:25:00 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH @ below
I don't think you want your girlfriend catching you wanking infront of the cat. Hard to explain.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:24:56 EDT (#)
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I only rim him, I hope that's OK.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:24:35 EDT (#)
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Cute cat. I like your purse too.
It's OK to masturbate in front of your cat.
But... it's not OK to have sex with it. Just so we're clear on where the line is.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HURTY FUCKS CATS PASS IT ON.