Ubererotica - Dining At The W (763 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2008-04-10 10:51:23 EDT
I met them in a bar, a dirty, nasty dive of a place. It's the kind of place where the regulars are missing teeth, mixed drinks are served in plastic cups, imported beer has dust on the bottle and your feet stick to the floor. It's dark, dank and always just a little too warm in there but it's a place to escape when you want to feel a little better about yourself.
Feeling a little down after a particularly nasty breakup with my girlfriend I decided to go out and drink the night away and so I made my way to the Broken Spur. I walked in to the smell of stale beer and piss and sweat and made my way across the ever sticky floor to the bar and took up a stool. The bartender grunted at me and I asked for a brandy and water. The one truly positive thing I can say about this place is that your drink is never empty. The bartender knew his craft well and every time I was about to finish my beverage he prepared the next so that as soon as I finished I had another sitting in front of me.
I sat there, downing my drinks, determined to drink myself right out of my head. As I started on my fifth cup of brandy they walked into the bar, pulling their feet away from the floor with each step, and sat down next to me. They ordered drinks and took stools of their own; I thought about offering to push in their stool but thought better of it and let them take their seats without harassing them.
"Hi, I'm Missy!"
"And I'm Sissy!"
After the introductions it was a blur. We talked for hours drinking drink after drink until finally it was time for the bar to close. I was surprised, but more than happy to accept, when the girls asked if I'd follow them home. They led me out of the bar, pointed to their car and told me not to get lost. We arrived at their apartment, they led me in, each of them holding one of my hands, and as soon as we were in the door they started kissing me.
I was drunk, it's true, but even after my startling discovery later in the night this was one night I'll never forget. Missy and Sissy took turns kissing my mouth deeply while the other passionately kissed my neck. Missy moved her tongue slowly in my mouth, probing deep while Sissy ran her tongue from my collar bone up my neck and then began nibbling on my earlobe. As if their kisses weren't enough I soon had four hands exploring my body, caressing, squeezing, pinching and soon one of their hands found my already hard cock.
They began to undress me, working together to remove my shirt, my pants, my socks and finally my boxers. I looked at the two beautiful women in front of me and pulled them both back to me kissing each in turn and letting my hands begin their own explorations. My left hand was moving over Missy's body and with a practiced motion I had her bra unsnapped before I brought my hand around to feel her full round breasts, pinching her nipples and feeling the weight of them in my hand. My right hand followed the left's example and was soon fondling Sissy's slightly smaller but equally firm and pert breasts.
I was already close to coming. Four breasts, two tongues, four hands, all for me, I decided I needed to slow things down to avoid being a one pump chump and pushed the girls down on their bed. Before I could do anything else they flipped the lights off leaving only the dimmest of moon light shining in through the window, stripped their clothes off and lay back down on the bed.
Not one to complain I began kissing the two girls and running my hands over their fit bodies enjoying their similarities and differences. I kissed their breasts, running my tongue first around and over Missy's nipples and then over Sissy's. I kissed down their stomachs letting my hands continue to fondle their breast and slowly I worked my way down, moving from one to the other, kissing both of them, touching both of them.
Finally I reached my destination. I kissed lightly along the top of their pubic mounds, following their curves to kiss along their hips before moving further down to kiss the insides of their thighs. I couldn't remember which girl was which now and frankly didn't care. I ran my lips lightly across both sets of lips before lightly flicking my tongue over them and then I brought my hands down to join the party.
I began licking on the left, softly, lightly, slowly. With my right hand I gently parted the other woman's lips and ran my finger tip from the top of her pussy to the bottom until her lips parted and opened up to me. I switched then, kissing on the right, sucking on her clitoris before moving my tongue around it in harder and faster circles. With my left hand I put my thumb on her clit before sinking my middle finger deep into her wet pussy.
I kept both hands going, both working the clit with the thumb and moving in and out of the girls with the middle fingers while I moved back and forth kissing, sucking and using my tongue to pleasure the two girls. Both of the women were moving their hips and moaning and panting and soon their volume increased until there was urgency in their voices. It sounds dumb but the duo sounded like a choir rejoicing as they came in unison with great gushing orgasms.
The women shook with pleasure and lay there for a few minutes before pushing me away and rising from the bed in unison. They pushed me down then and told me to come as quickly as I could, that they wanted to get the first one out of the way so we could play together. I lay back and reveled in the sensation of the two girls placing their mouths on either side of my cock and moving together. They flicked their tongues back and forth along the length of my shaft and then separated.
I didn't know who was who or who was where but I felt one of the girls take the entire length of my cock in her mouth as the other began sucking on my balls. Honestly I was blown away. The sensation was overwhelming and it wasn't long before I was coming in one of the girl's mouths. I felt her swallow the first couple of spurts before tapping out and letting her sister take the rest.
Drained I lay back in a state of euphoria as the girls ran their hands over my body. Soon they were rubbing their breasts against me and then began kissing and licking and sucking on my cock once again, I was hard a lot sooner than I expected.
When the girls had me hard again they stood and knelt on the bed. They knelt with their asses in the air and invited me to take them that way. I got up off the bed and moved behind them enjoying the view in the dim moonlight of their two shapely asses and the well groomed pussies waiting for me. I slowly pushed my cock into the right hand girl's wet pussy while both hands kneaded their perfect asses. After a few slow thrusts I switched to the left hand girl. Both girls brought their hands up then and began rubbing their clits while I switched back and forth. I licked my pinkies then and inserted one in each of their asses and they both drew their breaths in in excited surprise.
I moved back and forth and in and out, enjoying the subtle differences, the wetness, the eager acceptance of my cock and the moaning grew to a crescendo as I came, shooting my load on the girl on the right before turning to spread some on the left girl's ass. The girls came then too in shriek shrills and screams and finally we all lay down on the bed together and passed out.
I woke in the morning to find both girls still passed out. The sun was shining in on a modest bedroom occupied by a California king. In the center of the massive bed lay the two girls and it was then that I saw why everything they'd done they'd done in unison; the two girls were neatly joined together at the waist. At first it was a wave of revulsion that gripped me until I considered the pleasure of the night before. I went and made breakfast and reintroduced myself to the girls.
The two girls were beautiful in spite of their permanent attachment to each other and we hit it off. It's been three years since that fateful night and now I'm fighting with the government to allow me to marry both girls. Whether they allow us to marry or not I'm content in the knowledge that while some men are dining at the Y I have been and will look forward to continuing to dine at the W.
User Reviews
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 05:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I pop a boner after all these beers I'll have to sleep on my back.
Not gonna happen.
Nice try though.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my! This was very, very dirty.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(I forgot to rate this yesterday.)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to say something about not realizing they were joined together earlier, but... I've been that drunk before.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU PLEASE
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nicely done
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-10 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd be pretty awesome.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-10 13:26:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Don't worry about the deadlinethis time.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me ruv you rong time
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice twist. Agreed re. the boner at work.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING BLUE BALLS AT WORK SUCKS
DAMN THIS COMPETITION
P.S. good story
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, didn't realise i missed the deadline... thanks for reading anyway.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These need to stop...I'm tired of getting a boner at work and being able to do nothing with it.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
deadlines are for conformers.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The deadline for this has way passed.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't the deadline like 15 hours ago?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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