Just an Ingratitude Post. Fuck You. (1000 hits)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-04-10 12:06:10 EDT
Hi, cocksmith!
I was just thinking of sometimes things that are sad are so much easier to remember, to write about. Everyone here has been through a lot in their lives; some stories are more compelling to us than others, but to each storyteller, his or her experience is no more or less painful than anothers.
That doesn't mean you're not all a bunch of fucking semenwipes.
I just want to say that, right now, I feel a great sense repulsion. You titpus scumbags make me physically ill, every time I boot up this fucked up website.
I'm very unlucky, unblessed and fucked over that while both of my biological parents are alive, it's a real cryin' shame they ever fucked in the backseat of that VW Volkswagon (I'm guessing...goddamn dirty 60's hippies). It would have been nice if they'd been a little supportive. Instead they stole from me, kicked me around, told me pretty much my entire life what a disappointment I was, how worthless I was, and spent their time getting drunk and beating the shit out of me. Let me fall? Those bastards kicked me over the abyss with glee in their hearts.
Fortunately, I'll never be an Uncle, as my only surviving sibling isn't fucking stupid enough to have kids. Nevertheless, I suspect pretty much ALL of us will be learning some fucking Mandarin along the way, whether we want to or not.
I work when I can. I had a good job once but for no reason other than pathetic politics I lost that job and have been on the move, doing what I can to survive ever since.
Over the years, I've had some losses. Well. Wait. I pretty much lost every fucking thing I ever had worth having. Pets? Sheesh. I fucking eat pets raw. Spot went missing this weekend? Chances are I ate that fucker raw in the alley behind your house, balls and all. The few people that I've ever actually cared about are pretty much all dead, and there isn't a day that goes by that I tell them how fucking lucky they are to be out of this shithole we call "earth."
I've found that when you let go of friendships that are no longer any good, some other rat bastard will come along and fuck you over in some form or another. That's pretty much it, really. Then you die. Thanks, God.
And finally to those of you I've met here, in real life, through email, through snail mail, on the phone, FUCK YOU. There are some real pus-stains out there, and just because they don't live nearby doesn't mean they're not great anal bleeders. So FUCK YOU Bart, Rob_Berg, JoeyG, EmissionImpossible, BeforeEmily, GodChicken, SgtHartman, Monkeyswithguns, HaikuMikoo, CaptainThorns, HBTS, Kaos King, Berty, PolyamorousAJ, BrdnNkd, Assholy, w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m, Redskies, Scourge, and Oathmeal for "fucking" me, doing the odd IM, or being honest-to-goodness losers "IRL." TEE-HEE! IRL = IN REAL LIFE! TEE-HEE! Special fuck you to ih8u2man, who is probably a douchebag
The rest of you, Ghola, Pentameter, TTOM, Jimbo, Comicbookguy, Sorrell, Grimm, Orphelia, FG, Orph, Puck, Pukingdog, Shlongy, Bubba2341, Danger_Ranger, drogoroch, Progr3ss, Little Monster, Foolproof, and of course, Crystle, you've all made me puke. FUCK YOU.
I just wanted to make a post about the ugliness of life, or ingratitude, or whatever you want to call it. There are plenty of them, but I don't give a flying fuck how this will go over. But it doesn't matter. I meant every word of it sincerely.
Take it away, uber!
Now fuck off.
User Reviews
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No srsly... You're a bodybuilding jailmates sex toy... but the alcohol and lack of wife/life numbs the pain.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:36:44 EDT (#)
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A gut reaction is good
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:46:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-11 04:23:20 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:54:45 PDT (#)
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Nice one
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see? you liked this one. and guess what? he's one of my best friends. blows a bit of your image of me swanning around in rose coloured glasses with perfect no-muss friends, doesn't it, babe?
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blah blah blah head injury blah blah blah chumbawumba blah blah blah
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This is why I think I should give it all up and shack up with Berty.
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Me too. I heart Berty.
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Hah, in my dreams.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:27:07 EDT (#)
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ATTN Scourge: I will consider applying for your job but I need to know a couple of things, like;
Is travel required...because...uh...like...I don't have liscence. Or a decent car. Or car insurance.
Would I have to move? Because...uh...like...I don't have the money for a deposit on an apartment. Or dipsy-dumpster.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-11 04:23:20 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:54:45 PDT (#)
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Nice one
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see? you liked this one. and guess what? he's one of my best friends. blows a bit of your image of me swanning around in rose coloured glasses with perfect no-muss friends, doesn't it, babe?
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THat is a lie. I have seen pictures of you sitting on the beach in the sun. Your boobs are massive. Your hair is too well kept for someone unable to maintain human relationships. Ergo it stands to reason that in your day to day life you are surrounded by larger than life characters who make interesting conversation but have really boring kitchens full of exquisitly shiny but useless paraphenalia and they all drink red wine.
They all talk about how Bradley is seeing a swimmer and they all giggle about swimmer's abs and bald heads. They eat a risotto or something and then sit on sofas in a huge living room with their legs crossed and clutching cusions over their middles whilst drinking yet more red wine and discuss topics of the hour.
Saturday is a soiree in a stunning backless red dress but it is a primarily work thing and she talks to her boss a bit but ultimatley has a boring time, sunday is back at the beach to hang out with Johann or whatever but proceedings break down into some manner of beach barbeque when Michael and Betty turn up in a dune buggy but there is no surf today.
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This is why I think I should give it all up and shack up with Berty.
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Me too. I heart Berty.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:16:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:54:18 EDT (#)
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*I* am in both posts, losers!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:15:49 EDT (#)
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And a very special "fuck ya" to you too. Also, I'm posting the nude photos you sent me today, you perv.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Instead they stole from me, kicked me around, told me pretty much my entire life what a disappointment I was, how worthless I was, and spent their time getting drunk and beating the shit out of me. Let me fall? Those bastards kicked me over the abyss with glee in their hearts
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HAHHAHAHA I haven't laughed so much in days.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:23:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:54:45 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one
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see? you liked this one. and guess what? he's one of my best friends. blows a bit of your image of me swanning around in rose coloured glasses with perfect no-muss friends, doesn't it, babe?
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THat is a lie. I have seen pictures of you sitting on the beach in the sun. Your boobs are massive. Your hair is too well kept for someone unable to maintain human relationships. Ergo it stands to reason that in your day to day life you are surrounded by larger than life characters who make interesting conversation but have really boring kitchens full of exquisitly shiny but useless paraphenalia and they all drink red wine.
They all talk about how Bradley is seeing a swimmer and they all giggle about swimmer's abs and bald heads. They eat a risotto or something and then sit on sofas in a huge living room with their legs crossed and clutching cusions over their middles whilst drinking yet more red wine and discuss topics of the hour.
Saturday is a soiree in a stunning backless red dress but it is a primarily work thing and she talks to her boss a bit but ultimatley has a boring time, sunday is back at the beach to hang out with Johann or whatever but proceedings break down into some manner of beach barbeque when Michael and Betty turn up in a dune buggy but there is no surf today.
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This is why I think I should give it all up and shack up with Berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:54:45 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one
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see? you liked this one. and guess what? he's one of my best friends. blows a bit of your image of me swanning around in rose coloured glasses with perfect no-muss friends, doesn't it, babe?
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THat is a lie. I have seen pictures of you sitting on the beach in the sun. Your boobs are massive. Your hair is too well kept for someone unable to maintain human relationships. Ergo it stands to reason that in your day to day life you are surrounded by larger than life characters who make interesting conversation but have really boring kitchens full of exquisitly shiny but useless paraphenalia and they all drink red wine.
They all talk about how Bradley is seeing a swimmer and they all giggle about swimmer's abs and bald heads. They eat a risotto or something and then sit on sofas in a huge living room with their legs crossed and clutching cusions over their middles whilst drinking yet more red wine and discuss topics of the hour.
Saturday is a soiree in a stunning backless red dress but it is a primarily work thing and she talks to her boss a bit but ultimatley has a boring time, sunday is back at the beach to hang out with Johann or whatever but proceedings break down into some manner of beach barbeque when Michael and Betty turn up in a dune buggy but there is no surf today.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:36:56 EDT (#)
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Talk about an ingrate! I stepped on your dick at every given opportunity, and still you left me off of your shitty shit list. Rat bastard.
You and perkman should have a little contest to see who can hate himself to death first.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:35:52 EDT (#)
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i love me a good fuck you post
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:23:16 EDT (#)
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That is quite possibly the most disgusting picture I have EVER seen.
Douche.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-11 02:25:35 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Now go grab a mop, you got time to lean you got time to clean.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-11 01:16:31 EDT (#)
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+2 isopod tempura
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:59:09 EDT (#)
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that and the fact that 'banjo' is a fucking moron.
you going to apply for this job or not, director?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:11:57 EDT (#)
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yes sir
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh. Stop justifying yourself to Banjo. Not worth your effort.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:54:45 PDT (#)
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Nice one
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see? you liked this one. and guess what? he's one of my best friends. blows a bit of your image of me swanning around in rose coloured glasses with perfect no-muss friends, doesn't it, babe?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-10 20:10:52 EDT (#)
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BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRF.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-04-10 19:42:57 EDT (#)
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Jesus, how many times has this been done?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:53:24 EDT (#)
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+2 Anger, Blame and Self-Deprication.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:21:30 EDT (#)
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Who the hell are you?
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:54:39 EDT (#)
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It sounds like you need a hug... would you like a hug?
<<hug>>
Is it better now?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:54:18 EDT (#)
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*I* am in both posts, losers!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:10:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:15:39 EDT (#)
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THANKS FOR THE "SHOUT OUT"!
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Same here. even if it was cut-n-paste.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-10 15:09:23 EDT (#)
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These kinds of posts almost always amuse me.
Thanks, God.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:53:32 EDT (#)
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why am i not in this
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:22:55 EDT (#)
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For that wonderful picture...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-10 14:15:39 EDT (#)
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THANKS FOR THE "SHOUT OUT"!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-10 13:41:56 EDT (#)
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You sir, have a wonderful sense of humour.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-10 13:28:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:59:33 EDT (#)
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not on this list fuck you too!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:33:13 EDT (#)
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I will put you in a post, steak.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:30:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:28:10 EDT (#)
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Again, I'm not in this one.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epic win.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why yes, I *am* a great anal bleeder!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-10 12:11:46 EDT (#)
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SgtHartman
+2 cause even bad exposure is still exposure.
and fuck off.