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The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place. (735 hits)

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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-04-10 16:13:25 EDT




I glad I didn't pay to see this shit.jpg (2 MB)

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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 05:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always liked you Jack. I always wanted to face off against you in an Ubermadness. Not in an ego type way but more in a want to distract you while I have my way with your cats kind of thing.


I'm sorry. I'm Canuckian. Can't really help myself.




Seriously though. Pandemic was one of the coolest things this site has seen.

Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for once you don't draw a dumbass conclusion

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

San Francisco looks like such a nice place.


...but then there's the people there.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

tard-y

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH! Fuck Nixon! YEAH!




Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


SF right now: 71 degress and clear blue skies. Gawd DAMN!


Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.


Also, any time we do a convention in California, we sell every single black hooded sweatshirt we bring with us. I'll never figure it out.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr. Emo with his black hoodie......he's a prick too. One, for looking like a emo and two, for wearing that in 70 degree weather.

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You don't get it because you are part of the system, you work for the man, you sit there comfortably in your suburban life while he is there taking the revolution to the streets!

He has that hood up so he can quickly don his bandana and wreak havoc on the imperial capatalistic system (by throwing a rock at a starbucks) without fear of having his face and identity revealed to the jack booted police of san frnacisco (and so they don;t know it is him when he goes into that same starbucks the next day)!

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i think an essential requirement for satire is that it has to be funny...

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard an interview on the radio with a cop before the torch run. He said he wasn't worried so much about the anti protestors as he was about the naked torch runners. He really didn't want to have to wrestle a naked man.

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Are you sure he was a SAN FRANCISCO cop?


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Of course the people in Darfur don't have a cool eastern religion that stars love, or a wise spokesperson in robes that are so serene.

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JESUS! That's awesome.


Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard an interview on the radio with a cop before the torch run. He said he wasn't worried so much about the anti protestors as he was about the naked torch runners. He really didn't want to have to wrestle a naked man.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty funny all the hullabaloo they made about the protesters when you see these.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr. Emo with his black hoodie......he's a prick too. One, for looking like a emo and two, for wearing that in 70 degree weather.

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You don't get it because you are part of the system, you work for the man, you sit there comfortably in your suburban life while he is there taking the revolution to the streets!

He has that hood up so he can quickly don his bandana and wreak havoc on the imperial capatalistic system (by throwing a rock at a starbucks) without fear of having his face and identity revealed to the jack booted police of san frnacisco (and so they don;t know it is him when he goes into that same starbucks the next day)!


Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that Mel Gibson listening to his iPod in the hooded emo pic..?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see your weather, you prick.

Gee, here they're calling for rain, strong winds, and a possibility of flurries(!) this weekend.

I hate you and everyone else who gets to enjoy consistent temperate and pleasant weather.

Mr. Emo with his black hoodie......he's a prick too. One, for looking like a emo and two, for wearing that in 70 degree weather.



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tibet is better off now than it was under th eprevious theocracy (which still sent people to the drafting of the chinese constitution)

The GDP of Tibet Autonomous Region (TAR) today is 30 times that before 1950; it has 22,500 km of highways, all built since 1950; all secular education in the region was created after integration into the PRC; there are 25 scientific research institutes, all built by the PRC; infant mortality has dropped from 43% in 1950 to 0.661% in 2000; life expectancy has risen from 35.5 years in 1950 to 67 in 2000; the collection and publishing of the traditional Epic of King Gesar, which is the longest epic poem in the world and had only been handed down orally before; allocation of 300 million Renminbi since the 1980s to the maintenance and protection of Tibetan monasteries. The Cultural Revolution and the cultural damage it wrought upon the entire PRC is generally condemned as a nationwide catastrophe, whose main instigators (in the PRC's view, the Gang of Four) have been brought to justice and whose reoccurrence is unthinkable in an increasingly modernized China.

China is never going to let Tibet go for strategis reasons, and they treat them better than the Dali Lama's church has (aside fromt hat whole cultural revolution).

If you are going to be pissed at China get bent out of shape about them supporting Massacres in darfur. Of course the people in Darfur don't have a cool eastern religion that stars love, or a wise spokesperson in robes that are so serene.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

isn't the china policy towards taiwan more important than what they do in tibet?

the hippies love to care about tibet because the buddists are all peaceful bald fat guys...and frankly, i care about them for that reason too. But taiwan is militaristic, angry, and on the verge of declaring independance, and probably going to be counting on the US and Japan as allies when china invades it when they do.

there's serious talk about how they're going to declare indepdnace at the opening ceremony. and china has vowed to invade the fuck out of them whenever and whereever they do it.

i'm more concerned about WW3 with china th an i am about beating up buddists.


because where will we get oru cheap labor from if we're at war with china?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking fantastic

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-11 04:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Looked like a lovely day in sunny san fran, I'm not jealous or anything as I love the miserable cold shit we get over here in blighty.

My only thought on this 'Running the Torch' thing is that if they are going to change the route so radically and make everyone actually miss seeing the bloody thing, what is the point of running it in the first place? Why dont they do like they 'supposedly' did with the moon landing and fake it with nice background of sun and chinese flag waving loons?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-11 04:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


This was outstanding.

Marred by only the briefest moments of douchebaggery.

All n' all, quite splendid. Gold star.


Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-10 20:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I sat comfortably in my living room down in cozy Pacifica and watched the whole thing, happy I was avoiding the crowd.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-10 20:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The weather looks stunning. Re: Cool looking Chinese flags, i was in Tien'anmen square over Christmas (not protesting) and near a massive structure callen Tien'anmen gate there is this overwhelming row of utterly GIGANTIC Chinese flags. In the midst of all the grandeur and spectacle, i swear to shit i almost saluted them.

Sorry grandpa.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-10 19:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love my state.


I was actually very impressed that there wasn't any rioting when people found out about the switcheroo.



incidently, I do believe there WOULD have been arrests and fights, etc had the torch continued on the original route.


I wanna go skiing tomorrow.. but I'm stuck working.. sigh.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate my state. Looks pretty, but everything about it sucks.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They have palm trees in San Fagsicko??

neat

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Seriously, you know what my #1 typo is here at work?

'San Fransico'


Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so jealous. We're getting more fucking snow here.

Cool post too.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Bart hates China and does not support Chinese characters on Ubersite!


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-10 18:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-10 05:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was funny watching Chinese flags fly on the streets of San Francisco. It was like seeing 25 years into the future.


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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha........WOW what a beautiful day in the city !

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They have palm trees in San Fagsicko??

neat

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-10 05:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was funny watching Chinese flags fly on the streets of San Francisco. It was like seeing 25 years into the future.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fantastic

We saw the torch when it came through here on the way to Atlanta, it kind of wrecks things when they sneak through town.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't know what's the matter with you guys' computers, but my ultra-powerful MacBook Pro had no problems loading anything.

I rule you.

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My beautiful new macbook is at home. I'm at work, suffering the Curse of Bill Gates.


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty funny*

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that sign appears to say:

"I WILL GET 69 MALES TO THE GALLON"

Which is pretty in or out of context.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-10 17:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, I think the guy's sign reads (in a stereotypical SF way), "Fuck all of you common American shit slaves, I will get you 69 MALES to the gallon".

And to think those people got surprised by long flaming thing going the wrong way.

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't know what's the matter with you guys' computers, but my ultra-powerful MacBook Pro had no problems loading anything.

I rule you.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have been looking all over for a free Tibet.
Will it fit in a cage or do I have to tie it up in the yard?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Puckered yellow anus. Are Russian anuses (ani?) red?
:)

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I concur. Fuck China. Fuck China right up its puckered yellow anus.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The first one looked fine after loading for 53 minutes.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My lunch break didn't look anything like this!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

got it down to 2mb. way to go champ!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH! Fuck Nixon! YEAH!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-10 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


IN THE FUTURE, THERE SHOULD BE A SIMPLE LIST OF GUIDELINES
TO MAKE POSTING EASIER. AMONG THESE SHOULD BE A NOTICE THAT
ATTACHMENTS LARGER THAN 3MB WILL FUCK UP AND MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE A COMPLETE GOD DAMNED DICK.



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