I'm all broken hearted and shit... (800 hits)
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Submitted by gina (View user info) at 2008-04-10 22:33:27 EDT
After my last breakup, (which I wrote about on here) I went back to my old ways and went into a relationship with a straight girl. This is pretty much always a disaster and my other gay friends and I know it. But I generally find straight girls irresistable, and there is something really hot about getting them to jump the fence. Anyway, this girl came onto me first, so I don't feel bad about it.
So it was all very romantic and sexy and fucked up and dramatic and it ended in lots of crying and angst and everything you'd expect and I'm generally pretty miserable. So of course, that means poetry. Here's a sonnet for ya. I learned how to write these from a friend whom you all know.
Among the sullen streets, she's never lost;
Ten thousand intersections in her mind;
In Hollywood, the roads are tough to find;
While choking on Lothario's exhaust.
Her savage mind gets rusty with the cost
Of me. The boys she's known were of a kind
Who, on a drunken dare, or in a bind
Would bang your sister with their fingers crossed.
And now I find that she has moved away.
Her myspace says she fucking hates L.A.
Add my name to the boys who've done her wrong,
Our nights together bruised by passion's crutch.
I'll download to my ipod that one song,
And mercilessly recollect her touch.
Well, at least the meter is correct as is the form. But brokenhearted poetry is generally the worst fucking kind.
Gina
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please forgive my friend Blitzkrieg.
He hasn't been the same since we burned him at the stake and called him cupcake for two whole days.
We only did it because he tastes sweet and is high in colesterol.
I totally fucking mispelled that didn't I?
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW US YOUR HOLE!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought this was going to be that poem written on the walls of every truck stop shitter from here to eternity
are you a lot lizard
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I agree with 50% of this.
You are shit.
Submitted by gina (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey ! we have a fake lesbian on Uber... how long has this been happening?
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The last post was about breaking up with her boyfriend because she wanted to have a baby and he didn't. Now she's a depressed lesbian. In other words, just another alter, and not an interesting one.
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Nope, sorry genius. My last post was about my boyfriend at the time being in a struggle that I attributed to his physicality. I never have wanted a baby, and still don't. I merely used the biological imperative of wanting to have a kid as a comparison to his.
Turns out that the trickiest thing about dating him was on my part. I couldn't get past the idea that all the people who have tried to convince me that I was straight, that I just hadn't met the right guy, were correct. That made me crazy and I blew it with him. Don't get me wrong, I would totally still marry him. But I think of myself as a lesbian, I guess more because I identify with that tribe, ya know? I haven't liked a guy (except him) since I was 17 or so.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey ! we have a fake lesbian on Uber... how long has this been happening?
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The last post was about breaking up with her boyfriend because she wanted to have a baby and he didn't. Now she's a depressed lesbian. In other words, just another alter, and not an interesting one.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Less poem more hole
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes I think dykes get into relationships with straight girls just because they like the unholy drama that ensues. Getting a straight girl into bed is so ridiculously easy; all you have to do is tell them you're gay. They all want their pussy licked, and since it isn't really "sex" or "cheating" when it's another girl (they think),they usually don't hesitate to go for it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a freakin load.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"brokenhearted poetry is generally the worst fucking kind. "
as long as you understand that, then it's all good. +2 for some parts that work like a treat. OSM.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awes, I'm sorry to hear your broken... would a ice cream cone help? Huh? Ice cream?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weakness ftl.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey ! we have a fake lesbian on Uber... how long has this been happening?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-04-11 06:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I fucking hate poetry. Didn't even read it.
-3 for poetry
+4 for dykeness.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't compliment this highly enough
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For some reason I get terribly annoyed when people make bad decisions, even more so when they know they're making a bad decision, but do it anyway.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Myspace in a sonnet. Shakes head.
I'm sorry that you're sad and shit. That sucks.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice to see ya back around again.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh it wasn't so bad.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If your next post, entitled 'Cunnilingus Camwhore', delivers then you could become very popular around here.
I'm not going to give you a negative because sonnets are tough but seriously... break-up poetry? Come on.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have a 2.
too bad perk fucked it up with a 0.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well they are gonna fuck this all up. I won't be here for a while so whatever I review is getting a +2.