Farewell Uber... the end of Perks.... (917 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-04-10 22:35:47 EDT
I don't want to do this anymore.
I just don't want to do this place anymore. I have no reflection or recollection of how I became part of this but I have to leave.
I just don't want to do this. My pit is grey and my stomach isn't black but a shade of grey.
I can feel they're eyes on me. Judging me, questioning me, why can't I just be? I just want to leave and get rid of this feeling of adjacent pain.
The depression goes inside me and out of me. I'm expected to keep on going but I think I'm done.
How can I carry on with no drive? With no pride? With nothing to cling to for this. I have nothing left.
I don't know where this life will take me. I must walk alone. I must leave. I was a big fish out here I think I will go the way of being a mouse.
My arrogance has gotten me more ill will than love. The arrogance that people see within me is what is destroying me. I guess I'm just going to stop that. Just kick back and hangout with my buddies.
I just want to live a chill little life. Drink some booze hangout with my buddies and drink. I'm over this life I lead. The decadence has to stop I guess.
Well fuck it up. Well uber, I guess I'm over it. For a while. So remember the great perkman times.
I guess I'm doneskies..
Carry, on all of you.
User Reviews
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dont let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thank fucking god.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wussie
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So remember the great perkman times.
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Uh....um....its...oh wait...uh, no that was someone else...there was....uh...hey, wow, is that the time. Bye.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 15:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
grow a pair?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL mcr lyrics? wow blow your fringed head off
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO THE FUCK IS NOAM CHOMSKY?
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you and director in the same day i've done died and gone to heaven
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:24:49 EDT (#)
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BrandNewOrgasmatron, Shlongy.
Casey Blake called. He wants his nose back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm enjoying the "new" Orgasmo a lot more than I did that faggoty, poetry-writing Orgasmo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Method, I've missed your swollen-with-water-weight body too.
How's the handjob business going?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, did the Perkman think about Perkman when his girlfriend ran off with his fat friend? No. Did Perkman think about Perkman when it came time to save the drunk/high chicks in that car? No. Why? Because Perkman's a magnanamous guy. Because Perkman's about the community. So think, Perkman, about the community. Think about those angry red eyes out there searing into the back of your head. What are we going to have to do if you're gone? Attack the piles of paper on our desks? Get to know our coworkers? Man, you know just as well as I do that that's not an option. With Sicosemen and Oathmeal gone (their main accounts anyway (for the moment)) who are we going to have to pick apart? Certainly someone less deserving. Then what happens when they get fed up and leave? And the next in line gets fed up and leaves? And bart gets sick of us making fun of him and shuts the whole place down?
Maybe those of us who are less stable, who are less sane than a paragon of normality such as myself, maybe they start taking out their diurnal frustrations on REAL LIFE PEOPLE. Maybe old people. Maybe even children. So unless you want to see a bunch of dead babies and old people getting hit in the face with chairs, you'll stay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Otron, where have you been? I've missed your mediocre insults!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:45:42 EDT (#)
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Not as hilarious as your crusted and highly flammable gel hair, Cockodopolos.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking HILARIOUS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I COULDN'T STAY AWAY EITHER.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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I love My Chemical Romance.
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= -2 DIE
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I didn't think it oculd get any worse.
This is either the best alter ever or or the biggest bag of douche ever.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm out too then...
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm out too, then.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you only missed my review, jeannee - so, not much. Oh yeah and Perkman committed suicide. So, not much.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M BACK WHAT DID I MISS
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sharing. Don't let the e-door hit you on the ass as you get the fuck out.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me too. Screw you guys, I'm outta here.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who?
Go fuck yourself. With a dildo. A Black one. with AIDS on it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're so ghey
You probably think this post is about you
You're so ghey (you're so ghey!)
You really want a minus two, don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
goodbye! i will miss you!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-11 09:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I told you people he'd be suicidal soon. I WAS RIGHT.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awwwwww don't leave all down cast and miserable
Just leave.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101113
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 05:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My God Perkman, you're so dumb. So very dumb. You were like Electro only without his sparkling wit.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good run. Well I'm done for a while.
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That comment stinks of a lack of commitment to your leaving us.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perk hey its perkman man, you cant go! please! think of the children!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-04-11 03:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Again?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-11 02:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww PERKS.
Ah well. Until next time, buddy.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good riddance, or something...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to, you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a, living... You fairy. You company, man.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE ASSHOLE.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96349
Again huh? If you're real you're jsut as bad as oath/sico/maltese. If you're not real, this alter stopped amusing me long ago.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
in the words of kansas, carry on my wayward son
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You, Sir, are but a wrinkle on the scrotum of life...
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Takes balls to say that. . .
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finish "Something Good..." before you go, fucker.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-10 23:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You, Sir, are but a wrinkle on the scrotum of life...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, Perk, stick around. You have some of the most creative misspellings and grammatical debacles on Uber.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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I love My Chemical Romance.
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= -2 DIE
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a jerk, Dent; a complete arsehole.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger-Ranger- You're not dangerous and your certainly not a Ranger.
You fucking Liar!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh noes
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jojo you don't post much but I have something to tell you.
You are worthless. That is all.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, nobody will believe you are real when you make it this ridiculous. You should have waited a bit and toned it down some, I want to believe but this makes it so hard.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-10 22:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good run. Well I'm done for a while.
Tell me what song this lyric is from.
"I'm just a boy, somebody save me, I'm just a boy, I'm not a hero"
I love My Chemical Romance.