Just wondering... (1024 hits)
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Submitted by MrsKitty (View user info) at 2008-04-11 11:03:43 EDT
First I want to say hi to everybody and thank you all SO much for all the funnies you've provided me with. I love that there is so much openness and expression of opinion going on here and that writers are given praise when praise is due and those with less-than-perfect-literary-talent are called on it in a very supportive-ish manner.
But I am confused about something. What exactly is Ubersite for? What's it's point? I understand that people post and then other members review but is this was it was originally intended for? There seems to be no rhyme or reason to posts. I mean, topics range from someones account of their mundane daily routine to ultra-naughty-sexy-things to funny cartoons involving recurring Uber member people.
Most message boards have some common theme: Christianity, Weight-Loss, Love of Little Boys, Knitting, Obsession with Cats, etc. but Ubersite just seems to... well... "Be".
I hope this question hasn't all ready been asked, and if it has I'm sorry (There are way too many posts to fish through and find the answer) but I'm really curious: What is Ubersite for?
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Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:13:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:23:12 EDT (#)
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Combine a serious writers formula with NAMBLA and the WWE and you're about halfway there.
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This made me laugh coffee out of my nose.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 06:41:09 EDT (#)
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Not everything needs to have a defined purpose. Sometimes the reality is too scary for mortal words to do it any justice.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:30:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116125
My answer.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-04-14 02:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:42:45 EDT (#)
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I'm just kidding but you might want to get used to that.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:42:18 EDT (#)
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Fuck off you stupid cunt.
I love Anansie.
Uber is for fucking off and taking the occasional piss. I thought everybody knew that.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:23:12 EDT (#)
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Combine a serious writers formula with NAMBLA and the WWE and you're about halfway there.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:40:15 EDT (#)
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HI!
I LIKE TO MAKE WEREWOLF MOVIES!!!
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:28:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:19:55 EDT (#)
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oh my fucking god.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:50:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:35:32 EDT (#)
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I'm the nicest person around here, ask anyone! That Rob Berg, however, can be one nasty poopy pants! Stay away from him!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:42:45 EDT (#)
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I'm just kidding but you might want to get used to that.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:42:18 EDT (#)
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Fuck off you stupid cunt.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:45:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:16:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:11:33 EDT (#)
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Read this love
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi
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Oh... see now I feel completely foolish that I didn't look at the upper right hand corner.
I'm sorry Uber-people. I'm not the most observant person in the world. :(
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Feeling foolish helps ya fit in here. It'll be O.K.
ENTERTAIN ME DAMNIT!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:21:56 EDT (#)
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Awww, shucks Jeannee.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:35:32 EDT (#)
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I'm the nicest person around here, ask anyone!
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**kills self**
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:22:28 EDT (#)
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uber is about the Champions League. In between we just sit around and make fun of seppos.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:22:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:21:57 EDT (#)
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Ubersite has no point, and its point is not having a point.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:27:35 EDT (#)
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my hero below
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:20:30 EDT (#)
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Nobody? Really?
OK, I'll say it.
Uber is a serious writer's forum.
BWAHAHAhahahahaha.
OK, seriously though - if you don't show Shlongy some skin, you will get deleted. You can always email him direct and he'll post it for you. Your call.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:20:57 EDT (#)
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nekkid camwhore or GTFO
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:53:32 EDT (#)
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The point of Ubersite is to show Shlongy your hole.
You have failed to comply. You have approximately five days to publicly display your hole to Shlongy and make amends for this disgrace.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:07:31 EDT (#)
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If there's "no hole" shown that is absolute proof that you are fat.
CONGRATULATIONS...UBER NEEDED ANOTHER FAT POSTER.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:13:55 EDT (#)
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ALTERIFIC!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:02:41 EDT (#)
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Seriously, MrsKitty.
Around here it's TITS OR GTFO.
After all, this IS 4cha...I mean ubersite.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:57:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:51:25 EDT (#)
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look, I'm a girl - I don't need to see anything you have...
uber is uber, though
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:::sniffle::: But...but... I don't wanna :::tear:::
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:51:25 EDT (#)
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look, I'm a girl - I don't need to see anything you have...
uber is uber, though
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:47:19 EDT (#)
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I really gotta start reading before I review.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:46:44 EDT (#)
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Uber is for you to post naked pictures of yourself.
please comply promptly, thank you.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:38:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:30:47 EDT (#)
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Oh stop it, you don't have to show your face, how the hell would anyone know it's you? If I had to do it, YOU have to do it!
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Why do I feel like this is some "Get the new girl to show her ta-tas" trick...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:30:47 EDT (#)
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Oh stop it, you don't have to show your face, how the hell would anyone know it's you? If I had to do it, YOU have to do it!
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:26:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:20:37 EDT (#)
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and everyone knows that to win at uber you MUST have heat.
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I think I might have to respectfully decline the offer made of being a possible "Winner" of Uber for 2 reasons:
1) I don't think my family/friends/fiance would be to happy seeing my naked tooshie on a random message board
2) I don't think any of you would be to happy seeing my naked tooshie
Trust me on this one... clothed Kitty is a much better option than unclothed Kitty.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:25:50 EDT (#)
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Ahem, what that SHOULD have said was:
I had to pose topless = (
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:14:24 EDT (#)
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Please tell me camwhoring does not involve toplessness or any other form of exposing ones no-no places.
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I had to do pose topless = (
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:23:27 EDT (#)
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and hits are the monetary unit of uber
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:22:11 EDT (#)
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most heated means it's a post everyone is talking about. lots of reviews many many hits.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:20:37 EDT (#)
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and everyone knows that to win at uber you MUST have heat.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:20:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:17:48 EDT (#)
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you want exposure right? then there has to be some exposure. we're a welcoming bunch but you will be welcomed much quicker if you work the assests a little you know? you'll rocket right to #1 most heated.
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And rocketing to #1 most heated is a good thing?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:17:48 EDT (#)
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you want exposure right? then there has to be some exposure. we're a welcoming bunch but you will be welcomed much quicker if you work the assests a little you know? you'll rocket right to #1 most heated.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:15:47 EDT (#)
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that's the whore part of camwhore.
DUH!
Uber's most loved women have bared it ALL and I mean glistening "all" - which is why Shlongy was requesting it... he likes to make sure Noobs are able to fit in.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:14:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:32:46 EDT (#)
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JEANEEEE'S BACK?!?!?! ROCK ON!!
also - I find it funny when noobs try to explain uber to other noobs.
here is a hint, y'all - while it may seem at first that Uber is a free for all,
there ARE rules.
the first being +2 all the post of your uber elders so that they are nice to you.
you can start with mine, then move on to Jeannneeeee, Hadley, and scourge.
Don't forget to post a camwhore ASAP, preferrably drunk with too much eyeliner on.
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Please tell me camwhoring does not involve toplessness or any other form of exposing ones no-no places.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:12:40 EDT (#)
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crystle.
crystle?
OMG, what's happening? Crystle?! Please talk to me!
CRYSTLE! where's the love love?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:02:53 EDT (#)
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but now you've gone and made me jealous... so watch it or I'll go all anfry on you
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:01:56 EDT (#)
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I saw - and laughed.
and then thought I'd pretend I didn't see your return, but had noticed you were gone.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:00:54 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, but I came back pretty quick.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:00:32 EDT (#)
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you left on Perk's post...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:32:46 EDT (#)
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JEANEEEE'S BACK?!?!?! ROCK ON!!
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Back? Where did I go?
I have been getting laid lately, by some miracle, so I guess I haven't had as much Uber time.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:53:49 EDT (#)
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Also, LOLcats.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:37:11 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Method is on my list.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:35:32 EDT (#)
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I'm the nicest person around here, ask anyone! That Rob Berg, however, can be one nasty poopy pants! Stay away from him!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:34:12 EDT (#)
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This site was generated for the sole purpose of having people all over the world unite and argue over genital size...yes, women too ("my box is small and tight" etc.)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:32:46 EDT (#)
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JEANEEEE'S BACK?!?!?! ROCK ON!!
also - I find it funny when noobs try to explain uber to other noobs.
here is a hint, y'all - while it may seem at first that Uber is a free for all,
there ARE rules.
the first being +2 all the post of your uber elders so that they are nice to you.
you can start with mine, then move on to Jeannneeeee, Hadley, and scourge.
Don't forget to post a camwhore ASAP, preferrably drunk with too much eyeliner on.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:28:54 EDT (#)
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<3 Jeanneee
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:26:59 EDT (#)
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It's a dating forum. Post naked pictures of yourself immediately.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:26:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:24:35 EDT (#)
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MrsKitty, this 'Shlongy' character who posts masturbatorily on Ubersite is a 40-something washed-up wanna be rock star with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated ego.
Just an FYI.
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OOOooOOooo... so THAT'S why he's like that....
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:24:35 EDT (#)
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MrsKitty, this 'Shlongy' character who posts masturbatorily on Ubersite is a 40-something washed-up wanna be rock star with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated ego.
Just an FYI.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:20:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:19:44 EDT (#)
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I don't know what everybody else is doing here, but I'm 'bored at work'.
I suspect there is a large mixture of the unemployed/unemployable/depressed/depraved/diseased also.
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I'm definitely in the "Bored at Work" category. Nothing is more mindless than Administrative work.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:19:44 EDT (#)
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I don't know what everybody else is doing here, but I'm 'bored at work'.
I suspect there is a large mixture of the unemployed/unemployable/depressed/depraved/diseased also.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:19:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:18:11 EDT (#)
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Shut the holy fuck up and show me your hole. Silently and without malice.
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Oh no! That's naughty! But just out of curisoty... how does one show someone their... er... "hole" without malice? How does one show their "hole" WITH malice for that matter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:19:21 EDT (#)
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PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111823
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:19:13 EDT (#)
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Uber is a gathering place for the rich goodlooking oversexed rock stars of the internet to just be themselves.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:18:11 EDT (#)
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Shut the holy fuck up and show me your hole. Silently and without malice.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:16:32 EDT (#)
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Uber is a home of delinquents and useless members of society. I take it something has gone wrong in your life and you received your 'Free' username and login by email like the rest of us?
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:16:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:11:33 EDT (#)
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Read this love
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi
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Oh... see now I feel completely foolish that I didn't look at the upper right hand corner.
I'm sorry Uber-people. I'm not the most observant person in the world. :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:11:33 EDT (#)
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Read this love
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:11:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:07:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:05:59 EDT (#)
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Rape.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:09:31 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is in actuality the home base of a crack commando unit which was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men and women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... ummmm...us.
yeah.
that's it.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:07:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:05:59 EDT (#)
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Rape.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:05:59 EDT (#)
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Rape.