The funniest practical joke ever! An uber contest (945 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.53 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darth Famine <Dork Lord of the Uber> (View user info) at 2008-04-11 11:44:58 EDT
It's simple really, write about the best practical joke you have ever played. the contest will run all weekend until monday morning.
Whoever makes me laugh the most will get several free +2's down the road as well as a cement bicycle.
second place will be subject to the derision of the uber masses as well as being responsible for any legal fees I may incur as a result of this contest :P
just put Practical joke in the subject line and I will read it.
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:53:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-13 18:23:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:20:45 BST (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:38:21 EDT (#)
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I pissed in a friend of mine's iron. It took him 3 days to figure out why his clothes smelled like piss.
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Mate that's so evil!
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It is also not true. If you had ever used an iron, you would notice the steam reeked like an East London public phone box anyway and it would stain your clothes.
And the water inlet hole is tiny he would have to pee into a jug first.
Evidentally, I am Ubers leading authority on ironing, do not dispute my facts.
lol
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-13 15:20:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:38:21 EDT (#)
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I pissed in a friend of mine's iron. It took him 3 days to figure out why his clothes smelled like piss.
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Mate that's so evil!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-13 14:26:50 EDT (#)
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I crazy-glued a man's scrotum to the floor and set the room on fire.
Totally nailed him.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:38:56 EDT (#)
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I once popped a paper bag behind the head of one of my bomb squad buddies.
Unfortunately his thick glad garbage back hat kept him from hearing it and it didn't faze him in the least.
Several days later he had sex with my wife.
Hahahahahahahaha GOT HIM!
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:22:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:01:42 EDT (#)
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Two old standbys are:
Saran wrap (or some other form of plastic wrap) stretched taut across the bowl of the toilet, thus becoming almost invisible until the the unlucky marks pee stream starts bouncing and ricocheting on to his legs and floor.
Number two: Rubber band around the spray nozzle of the kitchen sink sprayer so that is is held open. When your mark turns on the water at the sink he gets sprayed.
Both harmless and fun to watch.
This next one is more of a revenge bit that a practical joke. It is a bit "dirtier" (literally).
This works best at a crowded venue at your mark/victims house--a party, drunken revelry, MaryKay meeting. You'll need several other people attending to play off your deed. This works best when most people there are drunk or otherwise engaged.
Simply put, you take a shit in the one of the bathroom sinks. Upon it's discovery, the whole house will be in an uproar. You must feign surpise and disgust.
There is no easy way to get shit out of a sink, and that sink, no matter how well cleaned will always be the "shit" sink.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:38:21 EDT (#)
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I pissed in a friend of mine's iron. It took him 3 days to figure out why his clothes smelled like piss.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:38:12 EDT (#)
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yes a post
:P
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:04:44 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:25:11 EDT (#)
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I have no sense of humour :( I will have to tell something I have seen on a movie
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And you can't spell 'humor', either.
:)
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I knew it would confuse you all if I used the PROPER spelling, you weird vowel dropping Nation.
:)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:34:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:04:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:25:11 EDT (#)
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I have no sense of humour :( I will have to tell something I have seen on a movie
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And you can't spell 'humor', either.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:13:48 EDT (#)
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I once gave rob_berg a +1 when I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT.
I'm still "LOL-ing" over that one.
Wait until he finds out.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:39:49 EDT (#)
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This pleases me
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:25:11 EDT (#)
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I have no sense of humour :( I will have to tell something I have seen on a movie
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:23:17 EDT (#)
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oh, POST.
I think I only actually read every third word of this post. It's Friday and my brain's already checked out.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:38:17 EDT (#)
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Oh hell yes!
You want a post, not just a response, correct?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:31:22 EDT (#)
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I got a group of people together to "kidnap" and "interrogate" a friend during a giant drunken house party. We nabbed him, blind-folded him, stuck him in the back of a Ford Explorer and drove around the neighborhood a few times before hauling him right back into the same house and into the basement.
He almost shat himself. It was priceless.
As a bonus I gave him a teeshirt I made myself with wonky letters that spelled out "kidnapped" just like one of those crazy newspaper-cuttings letters that psychos send to the police. He wore it all night.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:06:32 EDT (#)
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Must be lunch time or something...Uber is slow.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:53:06 EDT (#)
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