Visiting the U.S.? 10 Things You Should Know... (1017 hits)
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Submitted by Adam Leathertramp <adamleathertramp.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-04-11 12:48:01 EDT
An obvious continuation of:http://www.ubersite.com/m/51349
And: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95630
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:52:13 EDT (#)
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Very amusing.
Submitted by Baxter (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:12:57 EDT (#)
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Good shit. Nuff said.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:59:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:57:14 EDT (#)
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Seal of approval
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 17:41:11 EDT (#)
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" Look what happened, your shit is on fire" made me laugh
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:52:07 EDT (#)
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eww...i hate suburbs like that. My suburb is founded over a hundred years old, none of that sprawl and mccmansions.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:34:15 EDT (#)
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B@Amsterstan!
You are groomsman #2. Wear the loincloth with pride.
Note: The loincloth is typically used to cover your loins.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:27:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:34:07 EDT (#)
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i only read every other word, and i STILL enjoyed it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:21:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:00:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah ok but you also forgot to add...
American vanity sizing. So, you say you're obese and have to shop in the Queen Sized section? Well, in America you're considered a proper size 8 so feel free to buy that mini skirt and halter top. Oooooo u go girl!
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lol, i used to wear large. then medium. now i wear between small and x-small.
people are getting fucking fat.
+2 good post
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:00:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah ok but you also forgot to add...
American vanity sizing. So, you say you're obese and have to shop in the Queen Sized section? Well, in America you're considered a proper size 8 so feel free to buy that mini skirt and halter top. Oooooo u go girl!
Ok, that was mean. Sorry.
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No, that's not mean, that's completely accurate.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:34:06 EDT (#)
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Just beautiful.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:12:55 EDT (#)
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lol, first I thought this post would suck and shame the original, but it was good nonetheless.
Someone should make a "Visiting Iran? 10 Things you should fucking know" post, it'd be awesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:35:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:20:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:44:07 EDT (#)
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Goddamn A-Rabs.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:08:55 EDT (#)
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This post makes me want to sacrifice a goat to Toby Keith*
* Original concept by Peter Griffin
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:38:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:36:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:31:34 EDT (#)
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I vote entertaining.
Submitted by creman (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:31:15 EDT (#)
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I smiled
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:24:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:08:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:50:40 EDT (#)
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I don't get it.
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:06:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:51:42 CDT (#)
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HAR HAR I got in and now I'm one of you just like Schwarzenegger!
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Is there not a better point to the argument than this?
CLOSE THE FUCKING BORDERS NOW! LOOK AT WHAT'S GETTING IN!
j/k
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Fun Fact: If you are ever stranded on a desert island with forensic, you can start a fire by rubbing her legs together.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:50:40 EDT (#)
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I don't get it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:41:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:26:57 EDT (#)
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How is this not a solid +2?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:56:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:55:25 EDT (#)
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+2 for little boxes made of ticky tacky.
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"a blue one and a green one and a pink one and a yellow one... and they all look just the same."
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:38:54 EDT (#)
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Fun but not terribly original. I feel like I've already seen this is chain letter form in my e-mail Spam box.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:34:27 EDT (#)
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Fucking Nazi below.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:25:08 EDT (#)
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-2 No mention of them confiscating your laptop at the border to scan every single piece of information on there because you MIGHT have kiddie porn, MIGHT have plans for an attack, or any other fucking reason they can think of on the spot, if they can be bothered.
+2 UK is the same.
Someone stop me before I invoke Godwin's Law.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:21:55 EDT (#)
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WHY HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:19:51 EDT (#)
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well, i'm very obliging. ask around. i'm the friendliest guy here.
i'm very manic today as well.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:17:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:16:51 EDT (#)
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-2DIE
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Much better.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:16:51 EDT (#)
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-2DIE
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:16:36 EDT (#)
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FINE!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:16:05 EDT (#)
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and a word of advice: never, ever , ever listen to what bubba has to say, especially if you are an underage individual. don't even interact, or it could be lights out.
he'll try to molest you.
or, worse yet, he'll try to be funny at you.
which really...you might get into. because as i noted below you aren't very good at this humour thing.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:15:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:13:21 EDT (#)
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alright, fine...it's your first post and i should be more welcoming. now leave me alone.
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I was kinda hoping for a -2DIE.
You know, just to see how it feels.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:13:21 EDT (#)
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alright, fine...it's your first post and i should be more welcoming. now leave me alone.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:10:28 EDT (#)
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Two poopy pantses below.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 11:51:42 CDT (#)
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HAR HAR I got in and now I'm one of you just like Schwarzenegger!
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Is there not a better point to the argument than this?
CLOSE THE FUCKING BORDERS NOW! LOOK AT WHAT'S GETTING IN!
j/k
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:06:24 EDT (#)
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and OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT SERIOUS, i just wanted to point out your utter inability to capture the funny.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:02:04 EDT (#)
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Tell me again... what kind of humor is it where you overemphasize the importance of certain attributes of your subject in order to make light of those very attributes? You should try something like that. You know, in a funny way though, like the authors of the posts you referenced managed to do.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:01:09 EDT (#)
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if this is serious it's fucking gay
if it's meant to be funny it's not
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:00:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah ok but you also forgot to add...
American vanity sizing. So, you say you're obese and have to shop in the Queen Sized section? Well, in America you're considered a proper size 8 so feel free to buy that mini skirt and halter top. Oooooo u go girl!
Ok, that was mean. Sorry.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:59:24 EDT (#)
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Just dumb enough to be enjoyed.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:55:25 EDT (#)
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+2 for little boxes made of ticky tacky.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:54:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:51:42 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR I got in and now I'm one of you just like Schwarzenegger!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:51:02 EDT (#)
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America, Fuck Yeah!