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Sierra Mist: A bomb, just add cold (474 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -0.12 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by asdfis1234 <asdfis1234.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-04-11 12:58:05 EDT


Well, I was thirsty, and I decided that the best thing to quench my thirst would be a sierra mist, in a plastic 12oz bottle, of course. But to no avail! It was warm! I told myself the fastest way to chill it was to stick it in the ice-maker in the freezer.

Fast forward 1 or 2 hours, I remember my delicious sierra mist in the freezer, and go to get it. I pull it out of the ice tray, but it is frozen, but only partially. I decide to open it... it won't budge! I finally manage to open it, and before you could say "freezing=expansion" the whole thing emptied its contents over the countertop, the cupboard, my shirt, my eyes, and the floor.

Sierra mist: A flavor explosion that may blind you


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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I forget if I already -2'd this or not.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Benny Hill called. He wants his joke back.


I need a groomsman. You're it.

Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm guessing it was sarcasm, Mr. Turtle.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

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Dude put down the crack pipe....this is not even close to B@W worthy

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks like someones never watched an episode of mythbusters

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-11 14:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Y HALO THAR

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Learn2Science, dipshit

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Try this: Get a few bottles of Miller beer (in the clear bottles) and put them in the freezer standing upright. The alcohol and internal pressure won't allow the beer to freeze until 26F or so, and your freezer probably doesn't get that cold. Hand your buddy a frosty cold bottle of beer and watch him open it. As soon as the cap twists off, the pressure is released and the beer will solidify instantly. 7th grade Physics. Amazing, innit?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-04-11 13:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Been there. Feel you pain.


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