Happy Friday, Fuckers! (759 hits)
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Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-11 15:00:25 EDT
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 08:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cat. But I do think the slingshot idea would be better!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-13 04:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You go girl
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
show us your fucking tits already
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They are man-tits. Everyone knows that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
show us your fucking tits already
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin cats always living the good life.
I'm going to kill you with a hammock.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck those goddamn cats
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you finally trimmed your mustache? I've asked nicely.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jeaneeee was ON today!! Cracking me up ALL over
+1 for Jeannnneeeeeee
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You realize that makes you, like, some sort of Cat Lady Bodhisattva right?
Cats understand that they must remove themselves from your presence so that you may address other cat-lady-specific needs in your community.
And Bubba, I'll post when I'm ready. I wouldn't be so quick to laugh at that 'queerbait' line either. My wiles seemed to land you hook, line and sinker with relatively no effort.
FISH ON!
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Yeah. I meant every word. I "Hark" to your command.
Someone wake me up when he's ready.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ASK OATHMEAL HE'S THE ONE THAT SELLS THEM
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And how does one sell them?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, pray tell, is a space account?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OATHMEAL SELLS SPACE ACCOUNTS PASS IT ON
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Simple. It's my musk.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY CAN'T I SAY NO TO YOU
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I kid. Let's work out our differences over an hour's worth of oral.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:48:13 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhisattva
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_hoarding
See also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbass
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what that means, so I'm going to take it as disrespect. You are dead to me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You realize that makes you, like, some sort of Cat Lady Bodhisattva right?
Cats understand that they must remove themselves from your presence so that you may address other cat-lady-specific needs in your community.
And Bubba, I'll post when I'm ready. I wouldn't be so quick to laugh at that 'queerbait' line either. My wiles seemed to land you hook, line and sinker with relatively no effort.
FISH ON!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES GENIUS. THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I AM SAYING.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-man, stfu and post something. You're overdue.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what you're saying is that even cats don't want to live with you.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even own a cat, queerbait. Mine decided she wanted to live with my mom instead of me. I'm a cat person, but apparently the feeling was not mutual in Mary Jane's case.
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Queerbait. Heh.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even own a cat, queerbait. Mine decided she wanted to live with my mom instead of me. I'm a cat person, but apparently the feeling was not mutual in Mary Jane's case.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give it time. Once your vajay is as dry as the kibble you feed your 20some cats then you'll know you've gone through 'the change.'
Now stick your hair back in a bun, rock in a chair and knit me an afghan bitch.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will only own up to being a crone and a cat lady. I haven't hit spinsterhood. Yet.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love cats and I don't care that it makes me a total homo loser. Suck it, cat-haters.
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Well I think my position on cats is well known, but this post stills sucks.
Only a -1 this time because when I held my monitor against my genitals not only did this post suck me off, but it also did me the courtesy of tonguing my balls.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only +2ing this because I had a dream last night about this bad-ass cat (Leum) I had when I was a little Mikoo. We were hanging out in my reading tree, just like we used to do, when suddenly I starting coughing up blood.
I don't remember the rest.
Great cat, though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cat lady/spinster/crone below.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love cats and I don't care that it makes me a total homo loser. Suck it, cat-haters.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Emily
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're getting a cat today
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GOOD for you!
This post still blows, though.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is just in contrast to how I felt on Monday http://www.ubersite.com/m/115994
I'm feeling better now! Not wanting to hang self, etc.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha at O
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rotate it 90 degrees either way and change the text to "I'm in ur slingshotz splattin' on ur walz".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If the attachment was a poster I would roll it up and introduce it to your cervix.
People who post sappy attachments can shampoo my o-ring.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're getting a cat today
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-11 15:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking cats.