Dear Beano312003: You're rather ill I think (952 hits)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-04-11 16:12:44 EDT
Ok. THIS is my last Uber post.
I've had some people "dislike" me, or even "despise" me on Uber before. But this Beano312003 guy is bordering on psychopathic in his hatred for me, so I really want to piss him off. It'll be a perfect farewell post, really. To go out on complete hatred of some random stranger.
:-)
Dear Beano312003:
Hey there Dicksmith! How's the Anti-Christ (your snot-nosed, automatic shit-maker of a brat) and the Water Buffalo/Yak/Beast of Burden (your fat, ugly, stupid, fly-ridden, diseased cockney whore of a wife) holding up these days?
Shitty? Ah. Great! :-)
I just want to let you know that, while I really don't know you, or anything about you, I think you're kind of an insecure dipshit. I mean, seriously. Every time you obsessively hate on my posts, wish death on me, or tell me how funny the unfortunate situations in my life are to you, all because I somehow offended you at some point, it creeps me right the fuck out. At first I didn't have a clue who you were, and just blew you off as another hater. However as you become more and more obsessive, I'm beginning to get somewhat alarmed.
For example:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-11 07:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Instead they stole from me, kicked me around, told me pretty much my entire life what a disappointment I was, how worthless I was, and spent their time getting drunk and beating the shit out of me. Let me fall? Those bastards kicked me over the abyss with glee in their hearts
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HAHHAHAHA I haven't laughed so much in days.
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and let's not forget:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-10 04:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathitic.
You, not the post.
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By the way, it's spelled "Pathetic."
Or, how about this gem:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Handsome.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh in your fucking dreams... you look like Montgomery Simpson you piece of shit.
'I would have been, like, really, really, super dead'... HAHAHAHAHAHa In my dreams.
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Or this:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Director, you're a moron. Face it.
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I'm rather disappointed you didn't have anything original to say there, since you are clearly not a moron.
Of course we can't forget this:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-02-25 05:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Besides, nobody, after all, gave a flaming turdbag on my doorstep when the people I loved died. Some people, in real life and on this website, have even ridiculed the deaths of my sister, my wife and my stepfather. I take it in stride and go about my business.
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You fucking hypocritical fucking slag bonce.
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Uh. What...exactly...did you mean there, Mr. Cool. Beans. ? Sorry old fellow. I grew up in the United States. Your regional, limey slang hasn't yet tainted mine innocent eardrums, thankfully. I do have another question though. When you say, "...fucking hypocritical fucking...," is that some kind of programming code I'm unaware of?
And I don't want to leave out this bastion of originality and beacon of wit:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-02-22 05:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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Ah yes. Grand use of the Queen's English there, old chap! PIP PIP! STIFF UPPER LIP AND ALL!
Well, I could go on but I think you get the example. Those are just off my last five posts. In a row. Now really "old bean" (hyuck hyuck!) This is some rather abnormal behavior, don't you think?
I've been around Ubersite for a while now. Several years. I've had quite a few people "hate" me, as it were. Normally it's just that random old anonymous Internet tough guy stuff, and it doesn't bother me. It's even amusing as hell sometimes. But you, Sir, well....I think you're in need of an evaluation. Of the psychiatric variety. Because it's just not healthy for a new father to spend his time hunting down the post of a single, random person, for whatever reason, and spewing virtual hatred across the old pond.
I would think that with the Anti-Christ residing in your home now you'd too busy conducting animal sacrifices and cleaning up blood stains to bother with the likes of little ole' me anyway.
Ah well. What I'm trying to say here, "beano," (btw...you do realize that's a product for preventing gas that a lot of women use...right?) is that I think you need help. I'd say get a life but...well...hell man. Having the Anti-Christ reside in your "flat" must be a fucking riot. I suppose it's driving you to it, isn't it? Your child I mean. It's using Satanic mind control to force you to burn you rage out on a complete and utter stranger. Well I guess it's not your fault then. You're probably a really nice guy, deep inside. Creating the spawn of Lucifer would probably drive me to do some weird shit too.
Like suicide.
HEY! Now there's an idea! You could kill yourself and never have to worry about me or my posts, EVAR AGAIN!
It's a win-win situation, really. I rest easy in the knowledge that a FUCKED UP, WEIRD ASS PSYCHOPATH is dead, and all YOUR troubles are over! Hell, God might even forgive you for bringing about the end of creation and let you into heaven! I know if I were all powerful and all knowing (like you yourself are) I'd consider it. Sure sure, his spawn brought about the end of my most beloved creation, but hey! He had the decency to at least blow his fucking head off! Yeah. If I were God, I'd think about it. For a nanosecond. Then I'd send your worthless ass straight to hell, of course.
But that's just me and I'm not omnipotent.
Well "mate." That's really all I have to say. I probably won't be around here as much anymore, so you won't be able to twist up your panties soo much, but it's been a pleasu...
Ah who am I kidding? I hope Westminster Abbey falls on your dumb ass.
TA TA! Toodle-oo!
User Reviews
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-25 04:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 last uber post. Coward. Good riddance.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
make that incredibly gay
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meow
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I upset you all over again?
Why the fuck post this on the uberboard you fucking loser twat?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-04-29 12:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember hating you when I first signed up... I got over it...
"Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't seem unfair"
I think I said something along those lines to you once...
Buh Bye~
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-19 20:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:21:02 EDT (#)
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I'll fuck anything that has a pussy and is over 18 years of age
<<shudder>>
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-16 11:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You love cock, and live in a house made of cock with a cock wife and a cock kid and your breath smells like cock.
And I can comment on my post if I want to, you obsessive cocksmith. And if that's against a "uber rule" then trot out the goddamn rulebook and show it to me.
Suck a fat one, fucker.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An excuse of a man who was supposed to be leaving uber below.
Even in the simplest things you are a fuck-up-back-on-your-word-failure.
Congrats man.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-16 00:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
vaginal sandstorm below
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Opps... nearly forgot...
GO FUCK YOURSELF.... I MEANT YOU LOOK LIKE MONTGOMERY BURNS NOT MONTGOMERY SIMSPON OH NOES WHAT AN ERROR TO MAKE... DIE YOU TWAT...
Done.
Carry on.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-13 15:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think you will find that beano hardly comes on here anymore
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Sometimes.... to collect up all the love bubbles left for me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-13 15:13:42 EDT (#)
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i think you will find that beano hardly comes on here anymore
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-12 10:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You ain't heavy. You're my brother.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:25:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey now....don't go fella. i like you.
well as much as i can 'like' some random uber person anyway.
tell you what. i'll get oathmeal and one other user of your choice (not me, i love myself too much) to commit suicide, and so effectively leave ubersite forever, and YOU stay.
deal?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one down 26,000 to go well 47 if you count alters
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
fockers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...sure...You keep tabs on everyone on Uber, you fucking juiced up nutjob
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:04:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:04:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know where Beano lives.
e-mail me for info.
bretd9.at.gmail.com
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Oathy, do you EVER fucking learn? I mean, how many times have you been banned for shit just like this? Hmmm?
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Don't flip out dude...it's a joke. I have no clue who this DOOSH is and I don't care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...Beano is a worthless piece of shit. We can all agree on that.
But what the fuck is the point of THIS post?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm, this sounds like me and PerkMan, except both of you are more pathetic are not as pathetic as PerkMan was. Almost, but not quite.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-11 18:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know where Beano lives.
e-mail me for info.
bretd9.at.gmail.com
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Oathy, do you EVER fucking learn? I mean, how many times have you been banned for shit just like this? Hmmm?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-11 17:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:41:28 EDT (#)
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I HAVE THE POWWWWWWWWWWWER
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:40:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do shut up, the masters is on.
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The only Masters that matters is The Masters of the Universe, bitches!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know where Beano lives.
e-mail me for info.
bretd9.at.gmail.com
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do shut up, the masters is on.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-11 16:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh... whatever makes you feel better, dearest.