Practical Joke Friday: Never Mess With a Man's Car (558 hits)
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Submitted by Nyxmar (View user info) at 2008-04-11 20:52:31 EDT
The best practical joke I have pulled came in response to my coworkers seran wrapping my car completely shut one nite at the restaurant.
My response was to go down to the basement where we keep our cleaning supplies and grab a 5 gallon bucket of dawn dish washing soap and proceeded to completely cover my friends car. Needless to say he came out 3 hrs later and couldnt figure out what was all over his car, so he took it too the car wash about a half mile down the road. The rest of us followed him down there completely drunk by this time and watched him spray his car with the pressurized water.
Fuckin hilarious! He had soap bubbles 15 feet in every direction so thick you couldnt even see into the bay, not too mention he comes walking out of the bay completely covered in bubbles!
He was in that bay for 3 hrs trying to get all that dawn off.
If that wasnt bad enough, we are riding in his car 2 days later when it starts to rain, all of a sudden we are going down the interstate at 80 miles an hour and bubbles are coming off the car, guess he missed some.
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-13 08:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't fuck with people's cars.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHATEVER LENNY HENRY
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-12 12:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Swing and a miss
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty story told shittily.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-12 07:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's how you tell it.
Also, I am no professional, but I a sure that leaving that stuff on someones car won't do the paint finish any favours.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you because I'm getting married tomorrow.
In Amsterstan. It's a country that I just made up because I can do that with my BRAIN.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:24:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i chuckled, unfortunately i did not believe
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:33:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
d. a and b
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:03:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:55:30 EDT (#)
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You must have been bombed because there wasn't one funny thing about either of those "practical jokes".
Or, perhaps you're just a fucking idiot.
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c. all of the above
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 20:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must have been bombed because there wasn't one funny thing about either of those "practical jokes".
Or, perhaps you're just a fucking idiot.