Ubersite Less Fat Project (1642 hits)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-04-11 22:24:11 EDT
I'm getting fat. There, I said it. Actually, according to a paper chart included with my scale, I'm technically obese. That's a tough sentence to re-read. I am part of fat America. Snicker as you will, you're probably fat too, you tubby bitch. You just don't know the definition of fat. I don't feel fat, but I made a fat kid sound when I was scooping guacamole from off the ground. (The five second rule is not in effect if you skim a dip from the floor and leave the small layer that actually makes contact.)
The Army told me I was fat three years ago. Do you know what their solution to my body mass index dilemma was? Not to lose weight, that would make too much sense. Instead they told me to "get a bigger neck." What sort of fucking quack suggests building neck muscles?
I digress.
I want to lose weight and be healthy and all that other Jack Lalanne shit, but when you've become accustomed to a routine of laziness as I have, the motivational spark wanes each day that goes by. That's where you nerds come in.
How many of you dominate at Guitar Hero for hours? What about all the time you spend in front of the computer screen read drivel such as this? You could probably benefit from a run, and not to the bathroom for quick spank to the porn you're loading in the background while reading this.
I propose a competition. An Ubersite Fat Off, if you will. The winner will receive absolutely nothing except a slightly lower chance of a heart related illness and the dreaded Brimley Diabet-us. It's a fairly straight forward proposition. Give me your current height and weight and I'll chart your progression over four weeks along with my own. You could include pictures if you want but I wouldn't recommend it if you know anything about this crowd and have a thin skin.
This little experiment would take place next month and you would set a target goal for yourself. Much like homeless people in America, I don't expect many people to care about this but you have to admit, it's better than some of the other competitions that have been going on around this joint.
Come on, Uberers. Let's get less fat. Maybe we can go swimming without our white t-shirts on by the end of summer.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:32:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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Three words: Lots of sex.
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this comment annoyed me.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:20:47 EDT (#)
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I'm in.
6'2 175lbs.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:15:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-12 12:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:26:58 EDT (#)
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6'2 175 lbs. haven't taken my real fat % (with those pliers and all) in a long time.
i'm already slim but i want to lose the extra' 5-7 pounds as soon as i stop getting fucking sick.
since my pneumonia in january i haven't been able to get back in a proper form. there's always some setback. i'm typing this with a fever and a runny nose. :°(
at the end of may, i should have attained my goal.
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Dude, how many times have you been sick in the last year? I seem to remember quite a few times. I think you should try a vitamin supplement or something. Semen is overrated.
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i work in an office, home of all germs.
and this winter was really really long and tough. it's barely over.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:17:37 EDT (#)
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6'0'' and about 140-ish, maybe? I credit any strength (apart from that in my legs, which were for a while the only defined part of me, thanks to long runs) to swimming preparation for triathlons. Thankfully, my disciplines don't require bulk, just efficient muscle use.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:33:53 EDT (#)
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oh..if someone would want to make donations for err.. "corrective surgery" to help me reach my goal, I'll take 'em.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:29:53 EDT (#)
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I need to lose about 15.
but I'm not sure this comp. will help - I've been trying anyhow...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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Three words: Lots of sex.
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I would but you're claimin' to be all Mizz Innocent now that you're married. Pfft. Gay.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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Three words: Lots of sex.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:31:17 EDT (#)
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What experience level are you entering in, and which tournament are you entering in?
NAGA keeps sending me emails, but I haven't really trained since the last tournament I was in (people I worked out with left, and not going to pay for a school unless I have the time to make every workout), eventually I would like to do some more.
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At the New England Open I went intermediate for gi and no-gi. I took a silver and a bronze respectively so next time I'll go advanced. The fear will make me train harder. However, the fight I have coming up is MMA. The info isn't up yet, but it will be at http://www.nagafighter.com/naga_home.asp under "Reality Fighting - High Impact". It's already listed on the NAGA website, but the info on the Reality Fighting page hasn't been changed from RF - Nightmare this past Saturday.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:36:40 EDT (#)
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Good luck with this project. I admire your motivation.
http://converteverything.com/calculators/calories_burn.htm
Which listed exercise will you opt for?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:31:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-14 08:24:24 EDT (#)
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I'd get in on this, but I'm actually trying to gain weight right now. I've got a fight at Heavyweight at the end of May and last I checked I was under 220 lbs. At this point I could easily drop down to Light Heavyweight at 205, but everyone at that weight in the NAGA league is over 6 feet. I'd get torn apart giving up that kind of reach.
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What experience level are you entering in, and which tournament are you entering in?
NAGA keeps sending me emails, but I haven't really trained since the last tournament I was in (people I worked out with left, and not going to pay for a school unless I have the time to make every workout), eventually I would like to do some more.
I weigh around 185 now at 5ft 8. In two weeks I will be at 175, due to a bet with the wife, plus now I only have a six pack in the right light, by 175 I should have 8.
I will do it by quitting soda (except for captain and diet coke, or jack and diet coke), and running a 10k every sat and sunday. Sat will be easy I can run hungover for a race, but sunday will suck because there are no charity races around here on sundays.
I figure I burn about 700 calories on a 10k, I drink 7 soda's a week at work (1540 calories), I drink around 16-30 coke drinks on the weekend (1600 calories), so that is 4540 extra calories burned/not consumed a week, which is about 1.3 lbs a week. I guess I may also skip eating large pizzas by myself on sunday, and the "gotta have its" at cold stone for the time being(I occasionally eat like a fatty, but most of my diet is very healthy).
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:43:25 EDT (#)
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Self improvement is masturbation.
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Does that work the other way too?
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:43:25 EDT (#)
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Self improvement is masturbation.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 13:14:08 BST (#)
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5'7" 198???
You are more than just "fat", boy.
Good God, this entire website, with the exception of Shlongy, consists of total fatasses.
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You are a hardy lardy boy!
ps. and a shortass
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:16:13 EDT (#)
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I'm 5'11", 345 pounds and I wouldn't change it for the world. I get so many compliments walking down the street, like "Hey big guy", it's very empowering
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:08:31 EDT (#)
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i like your glasses
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-14 08:49:34 EDT (#)
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+2 fat people, and you have fangs
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-14 08:34:45 EDT (#)
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I am surprised at how skinny people on Ubersite generally are. Even the ladies.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-14 08:24:24 EDT (#)
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I'd get in on this, but I'm actually trying to gain weight right now. I've got a fight at Heavyweight at the end of May and last I checked I was under 220 lbs. At this point I could easily drop down to Light Heavyweight at 205, but everyone at that weight in the NAGA league is over 6 feet. I'd get torn apart giving up that kind of reach.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-14 07:05:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:26:58 EDT (#)
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6'2 175 lbs. haven't taken my real fat % (with those pliers and all) in a long time.
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I sat reading that remark about pliers with horror untill I realised you were talking about calipers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-14 07:03:43 EDT (#)
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I am 6ft tall and weigh about 130 lbs because I am not a haggard, decripit, mess.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:22:06 EDT (#)
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erm im not fat
maybe you should take your fat ass out and exercise
tubby ass bitch
eating you mc d and your shitty 5 dollar pizzas
pick up a basketball or something fat ass
and i didnt read the post
i eat lard
and drink booze
its a good diet
havent gained a pound in 4 years
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:35:50 EDT (#)
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good for you man. Good luck with this.
at 6'1 at 180 lbs I sorta have my 6-pack back...but then that was after 12-04 when I weighed 145 lbs, may of 2005 I was at 210...then I started to work at the pizza place and dropped back to 170-180.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:01:33 EDT (#)
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ok i'm in for this one not really fat
but i want my 6 pack back
5'8"
about 160
body fat % was 10, 4 yrs ago
guessing it is 15%-18% now
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-13 12:36:00 EDT (#)
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Uberers can't even pull off a writing competition successfully, what makes you think we'd be able tp honestly pull this off?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-04-13 12:18:26 EDT (#)
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This ought to be entertaining to watch.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-04-13 10:13:40 EDT (#)
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Ok, fine, I'll e-mail you later since you're too lazy to just CCP into a spreadsheet.
According to BMI, I am "overweight", which is great since I used to be "obese". I'm 5'1, I topped out at 198 during my graduation. Now I am hovering around 150... up until a couple months ago I was working out 5 days a week, but now school/family has been so damn crazy that all I wanna do is sleep for a couple years. I need to get motivated again, and maybe the threat of having to post a camwhore and getting laughed at all the time is enough to do it.
I want to see 145. 125-130 is my goal weight.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-13 02:30:00 EDT (#)
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HA! @ below
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-12 21:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-12 17:58:28 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...
I've given out my numbers various times here before.
5' 11", 255 lbs, but... size 14 shoe, 56 suit coat, and I need size 42 pants with a belt just to fit over my thighs. (the pants drop right off without a belt double notched)
I have no idea my fat/muscle %, but last time I was at the gym, I could bench about 175 and leg press about 700. I could easily stand to lose about 20lbs, but that's just from my beer gut. Any more would look funny. I really don't eat that much (bein' poor) but when I do, I don't in a healthy manner. I primarily survive on coffee and cigarettes.
I dunno, but my boss seems to think I function just fine as a bouncer at the bar...
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You misheard your boss, Kaos. He said you should bounce just fine. :)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-04-12 20:01:41 EDT (#)
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Alright, it seems people are somewhat interested. E-mail me if you are serious and I'll make a sign up post for good measure on Monday or whenever this post gets pushed of the front page. I haven't been around Uber for a while so I'm not sure how long that will take.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-04-12 19:43:18 EDT (#)
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I'm in...I've been doing my own since my first post...brought about simply because I realized I've become fat.
Stats: 6' 1" / 240 Lbs (I've already lost 20Lbs, have been jogging for 5 weeks, and have also gone five weeks without a cigarette...fuckin' right, doggie.)
Progression:
2 years ago: 185: lean
1 year ago: 198: ...eh?
Five weeks ago: 260Lbs and absolutely freaking the fuck out about getting into a tux as the best man at my pal's wedding.
Today: 240Lbs, took tux measurements today. 38 waist (have always been a 34), 48L Jacket, 13 shoe.
I may have taken measurements today, but I know what I should be so I gave the woman an extra set of measurements and fully plan on being that size come wedding time. If we're serious about a visual chronology, I'm game.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:40:15 EDT (#)
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If I lost any fat I would probably die of exposure. Im not exactly what one would call chubby. Im like Skeletor, except not just the skull.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:37:14 EDT (#)
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5'11", 145.
May I have your approval, oh Mighty Shlongy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:27:07 EDT (#)
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What a bunch of fucking fat slobs.
Nothing personal.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-12 17:58:28 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...
I've given out my numbers various times here before.
5' 11", 255 lbs, but... size 14 shoe, 56 suit coat, and I need size 42 pants with a belt just to fit over my thighs. (the pants drop right off without a belt double notched)
I have no idea my fat/muscle %, but last time I was at the gym, I could bench about 175 and leg press about 700. I could easily stand to lose about 20lbs, but that's just from my beer gut. Any more would look funny. I really don't eat that much (bein' poor) but when I do, I don't in a healthy manner. I primarily survive on coffee and cigarettes.
I dunno, but my boss seems to think I function just fine as a bouncer at the bar...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 15:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5'7 135-140 depending on what time of the month it is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-12 15:30:53 EDT (#)
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i just wanted to let all the fat girls here know that if you are having problems getting laid because of your weight, give me a call- i'll fuck ya.
*WINK*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-12 15:13:38 EDT (#)
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6'8- 205
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:48:22 EDT (#)
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i want to gain weight
;(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:25:13 EDT (#)
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how exciting
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:23:27 EDT (#)
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Really? My camwhores talk to you? What else do they say?
Wait, don't answer that.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-12 13:57:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-12 13:20:12 EDT (#)
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Thanks but I think I'll stay chunky. What if I got skinny and my boobs disappeared? That would be horrible.
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Your camwhores say you could lose 122lbs and still have tits the size of Denver.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-12 13:20:12 EDT (#)
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Thanks but I think I'll stay chunky. What if I got skinny and my boobs disappeared? That would be horrible.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-12 12:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:26:58 EDT (#)
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6'2 175 lbs. haven't taken my real fat % (with those pliers and all) in a long time.
i'm already slim but i want to lose the extra' 5-7 pounds as soon as i stop getting fucking sick.
since my pneumonia in january i haven't been able to get back in a proper form. there's always some setback. i'm typing this with a fever and a runny nose. :°(
at the end of may, i should have attained my goal.
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Dude, how many times have you been sick in the last year? I seem to remember quite a few times. I think you should try a vitamin supplement or something. Semen is overrated.
PS: 6' 4" and 204lbs. Not fat, just that 172lbs of it is beer belly. :(
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-12 12:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:56:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:14:08 EDT (#)
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5'7" 198???
You are more than just "fat", boy.
Good God, this entire website, with the exception of Shlongy, consists of total fatasses.
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Shit, I weigh more than that...
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I highly doubt that surprises anyone here.
Good luck fatties +2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-12 12:05:41 EDT (#)
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I would want to do this just to get in shape, but I'm at 5'11 and between 160 and 180, so I don't think I'm really your core audience here.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-12 12:02:44 EDT (#)
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I'm sure you're all beautiful regardless of size
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-12 11:22:22 EDT (#)
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6'1", 225.
I could be half my height and weight and still be able to kick the shit out of Shlongy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-12 10:46:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:30:07 CDT (#)
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Honest question, how do most of you guys know your own weight? I don't think I know any guys who actually weigh themselves, and I wouldn't imagine most go to the doctors enough to get an accurate reading on your weight fluctuations.
it's an american thing, it seems weighing oneself actually makes one fat.
Americans weigh themselves constantly and are the fattest nation on earth. Proof.
Or at least that would stand as proof in religious circles.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:56:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:14:08 EDT (#)
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5'7" 198???
You are more than just "fat", boy.
Good God, this entire website, with the exception of Shlongy, consists of total fatasses.
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Shit, I weigh more than that...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:14:08 EDT (#)
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5'7" 198???
You are more than just "fat", boy.
Good God, this entire website, with the exception of Shlongy, consists of total fatasses.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-12 07:53:31 EDT (#)
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I rather like being chubby.
You look ike Hidden.
And I want those shades.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-04-12 07:51:23 EDT (#)
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It would probably help to leave an email for people to reach me if they want to enter.
fallingdonkey.at.gmail.com
Have at it and I will make an update post with everyone that actually wants to do this. Then as the experiment goes along we can point at laugh at the losers that drop out after a week.
Currently I am 5' 7" and 198 pounds. I'll only work out hard enough not to push that two bill mark.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-12 07:22:25 EDT (#)
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by darko (user info) at 2008-04-12 03:30:07 EDT (#)
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Honest question, how do most of you guys know your own weight? I don't think I know any guys who actually weigh themselves, and I wouldn't imagine most go to the doctors enough to get an accurate reading on your weight fluctuations.
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I weigh myself every time i go to the gym. which isnt that often anymore. last time i weighed myself i was 195.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:54:08 EDT (#)
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I'm 6'5" to but I stand 10 feet tall with a knife.
I plagiarized that from a Butthole Surfers song.
Sorry Danger.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:40:04 EDT (#)
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I'm 6'5" and I'm currently in the process of getting "less fat". I was 312 in May of last year, and now I'm down to ~240. How did I do it, you ask? Work 80hrs/week hard labour for four months, and go to the gym everyday after that. My original goal was 240, but I still have love handles and a bit of a gut. Put me down for 230 in a month, see if I can't hit that.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:20:26 EDT (#)
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None of the shit I'm writing tonight will seem half as funny when I sober up tomorrow.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:19:39 EDT (#)
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Most people think that I know my own height because I am so tall.
I haven't measured myself since 1845 so I just say "I'm eleventy feet tall you fucking munchkin!" and then I pull the moon out the sky and smoke them in the head with it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-12 03:30:07 EDT (#)
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Honest question, how do most of you guys know your own weight? I don't think I know any guys who actually weigh themselves, and I wouldn't imagine most go to the doctors enough to get an accurate reading on your weight fluctuations.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:24:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:34:31 EDT (#)
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Donkey LTNS!
I'm so in, and my "After" photo is gonna make you motherfuckers...
*deep breath*
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:24:45 EDT (#)
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jack lalanne is awesome
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:24:19 EDT (#)
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sweet shades...i'm thin as a rail.woo
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:19:01 EDT (#)
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yeah, keep up the wit you've been displaying for 3+ years now.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:08:54 EDT (#)
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due to my lack of self esteem, losing will not actually benefit me and i am too lazy to get a bigger neck... i loved the intro, keep it up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:26:58 EDT (#)
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6'2 175 lbs. haven't taken my real fat % (with those pliers and all) in a long time.
i'm already slim but i want to lose the extra' 5-7 pounds as soon as i stop getting fucking sick.
since my pneumonia in january i haven't been able to get back in a proper form. there's always some setback. i'm typing this with a fever and a runny nose. :°(
at the end of may, i should have attained my goal.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit lee. i found a picture of you from the hotel at ubercon ON THE FLOOR OF MY GARAGE THIS MORNING. i don't know where it came from. it's not the one of you in the hot tub. no fear.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:01:57 EDT (#)
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im in. i want my tits to stop jiggling when i drive on bumpy roads.
i have to tell you before this starts that im not super fat. im fat for me. here is a chronological progression of my weight since the end of high school:
June 2004: 155 pounds, 6% body fat, no bench press stats because i never lifted.
June 2005: 160 pounds, 6% body fat, 185 pound bench press [also, end of swimming career]
June 2006: 185 pounds, 8% body fat, 285 pound bench press
June 2007: 175 pounds, 8% body fat, 270 pound bench press
Right now: 195 pounds, astronomical body fat (probably like 18-20), 230 pound bench press.
i have two triathlons in august that i want to be ready for, and more importantly, i want to have a six pack again. so lets say, from 195, i want to drop to 175 or below by august. and i am tired of being weak and feeling shitty and lethargic all the time.
for entry into this competition, there should be some sort of full body picture required. not shirtless, but just to give a good example of just how hefty you are. and then by the end of this competition, you post another one to show how fucking svelte you are. public embarassment is a powerful motivator.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:57:28 EDT (#)
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Dream on, losers. Once fat, always fat. If you had the self discipline to lose weight, you wouldn't be fat to begin with. So pork up, Rover, and let Darwin take over.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:57:03 EDT (#)
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Goddamn,
I would have forfeited anyway. Getting light headed again... better lie down.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:48:46 EDT (#)
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so i was talking to calvin and he told me you and lucy got hitched...congrats man
penis room what
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:45:59 EDT (#)
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Well La Tolteca certainly isn't going to help your cause..
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:31:49 EDT (#)
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Bob, what are you doing up so late?
By the way, I've been living here two years and we haven't hung out for a long time. A return engagement to La Tolteca and straw in the armpit farts is in order.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:21:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:05:31 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno.
I'm kind of in a good place with my fatness.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm already not fat, sorry.
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yeah, a steady diet of semen keeps him trim and taut, thankyouverymuch.
BAM
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm already not fat, sorry.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno.
I'm kind of in a good place with my fatness.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have 6% body fat
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Does that include the stuff between your ears?
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that's all my stuff baby
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have 6% body fat
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Does that include the stuff between your ears?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark, I must disqualify you because I fear for you major organs. You should eat...lard or something.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a wonderful idea.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not technically obese, by the chart, but i grew a belly.
The belly must die.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is shadow and I approve of this message.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have 6% body fat
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Height 6'5"
Weight 95lbs
Lets do this.