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Hopeless losers (797 hits)

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Rating: -0.04 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lib (View user info) at 2008-04-12 19:01:31 EDT


He walked the walk 3/08
He talked the talk
He smoked Marlboros
Otherwise known as dirt clods

He fed the ducks
He drove a truck
Into the pond

He never shaved
But once a week
He did bathe
Not often


He whistled as he worked
No birds sang
No squirrels came out
The deer ran
He was out of tune
With nature


He was a logger
And a crappy father
He drank to much
Then he drank some more

He tripped and fell
I wanted to toss him
Off a cliff


But he was a lover
Not like any other
He fed me
He loved family
He loved me




But he was just a man





This was written by my sister in about 5 min.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-05-30 00:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this -2 was placed here by me in li8ke 5 seconds

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 03:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-21 18:41:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I do like you stuff.
========
I like your reviews!

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 15:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i expected a copypasta of one of those lame arguments between rob berg and bubba

or rob berg and iddqd

---


pwned. :(

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate Mondays. Tired, but not tired. Feeling all raw and sticky from the weekend acid bath. It's as if the world is covered with bleach, or perhaps just me, and everything and everyone reflects this terrible emptiness.

It is a good day to wake up to a cuddle, provided neither of you sweat too much in the morning.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iseeit (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was only in fun people :)

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well wtf do you expect? we are a bunch of internet hard asses and sassmasters, so of course "hopeless losers" set off some alarms. what other reaction is there but the defensive when we intrinsically, privately, hopefully suspect the post to be about us?

my +2 proves that i am not, in fact, a hopeless loser. the proof is quite obvious.

:(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SOME!!!!!!!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

soem people are such dicks

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-13 18:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I like it.

Most of my posts are written in 20 minutes, and typed out in several hours.








Submitted by iseeit (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was only in fun people :)

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok i'll be there what time again

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


LAME.


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and i'm not cumming to your vancouver soiree with snark so stop with the e-mails already

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


IS FOR COOKIE THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

see?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


TO "HIS" LOG MAKER.



FUCK, I SCREWED IT UP. I'M SUCH A HOPELESS LOSER.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 15:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i expected a copypasta of one of those lame arguments between rob berg and bubba

or rob berg and iddqd

or rob berg and...well you get the idea

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NO WE DON'T.

EXPLAIN FURTHER.



ps, by lame he means rob was "awesome" and his opponents were crushed. Oh, and Rob Berg totally won every argument and HotWille want to make sweet sweet love to brown log maker.


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 15:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i expected a copypasta of one of those lame arguments between rob berg and bubba

or rob berg and iddqd

or rob berg and...well you get the idea

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 14:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


LOSE THOSE HOPEFULS.


Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-13 09:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Your sister is not without talent.

Submitted by iseeit (user info) at 2008-04-13 01:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Big talk
little peenies

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-12 22:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

at least it wasnt a list of ubersite users. i was ready for that super funny joke, again.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-12 21:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well, she appears to be quite the cunt




Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-12 21:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you're going to plagiarize, copy someone who doesn't suck

Submitted by iseeit (user info) at 2008-04-12 20:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Was that force fed?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 20:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I sure hope your sister STILL isn't pissed about me force feeding her my cock a few weeks ago.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-12 19:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 19:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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