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Nuke for sale! (581 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: -1.54 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by alexer26 (View user info) at 2008-04-12 22:04:02 EDT


Due to an unsuccessful attempt at my previous post, I now have one fully functional atomic bomb, equipped with detonating device, for the amazing price of only $14,500, a big discount compared to the leading nuclear warhead. An atomic bomb will satisfy any of your needs, no mater what you do or who you are. Whether you're a terrorist, housewife, or aspiring world dictator, an atomic bomb is the right choice for you! But act fast! My search warrent only lasts for a limited time, and these things are known to sell fast! Just email me at alexrowland75.at.yahoo.com! Come on... you know you want to!

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Submitted by alexer26 (user info) at 2008-04-20 11:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 14:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Not, like, REALLY funny... no knee slapping guffaw or anything close to an actual 'lol'...

More of a sniff, head shake and an audible "heh".


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


I thought this was pretty funny, actually.


Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fail.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-13 09:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

don't get it

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-13 06:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hurrah!


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-13 05:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-04-13 05:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hows about you just stick it up your ass and do us all a favour?

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-13 02:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-13 01:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

get ready bart bart, the secret service guys are a'comin.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-13 00:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I dropped a bomb on you, baby.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-12 22:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

look even with two reviews: still 0

next time try a little harder.



Submitted by alexer26 (user info) at 2008-04-12 22:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes I'm rateing my own post. Well, it's saturday night, and there's all this snow and stuff. hey what do you expect, its minnesota! thats right, snow in april! +2!


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