Fuckin' Mudders (817 hits)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-04-13 04:15:25 EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ublUU2ISTMU&NR=1
My nerd is showing up to my taint, but I love this fucking song.
While I'm in the proper mood, I might as well ask: Is a marshmallow a solid or a gas. Or is it some hybrid, like "foam." I'm sure the answer would be easy to look up, but I'd rather ask it in the body of this post to add a filler.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:21:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:18:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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oh, so that's where your name comes from.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:47:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-13 09:51:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-13 08:42:01 EDT (#)
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I designed, supervised the construction and installation of, tested to verify the functionality of, and eventually put into service what was in 1998 the World's Fastest Marshmallow Cutting Machine. True story. It may not fully register upon you how awesome that is until you realize that the last thing that happens to marshmallows before they're packaged is that they get that starch powder coating, so the machine has to cut a gooey extrusion without sticking to the goo or damaging the conveyor belt on which the extrusion is riding. 11,520 1-inch long x 1-inch diameter marshmallows a minute, bitches.
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super fucking mega cool.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-13 19:27:08 EDT (#)
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+2 world's fastest marshmallow cutting machine
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:29:35 EDT (#)
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lmao @ HotWillie
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:24:49 EDT (#)
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you guys don't know shit
in the roman bath houses, guys would have a lot of sex
including blow jobs
half the guys would swallow, half would spit
the spit-splooge would become a flotsamic paste that clogged the drains
caesar augustus issued a decree that such refuse was to be collected and sterilized for possible reuse at cocktail parties
a slave named jackus mccallumus collected the sploooge and attempted to comply with the sterilization order by placing it in an oven, but the splooge just melted away
so jackus mccallumus had an idea
he rolled the splooge up into little balls and placed the blobs on the end of tree branches, holding them above an open fire just long enough so they would solidify
after much trial and error, he finally was able to convert the splooge to a spongey, bite sized mass of faggy deliciousness we now call marshmallows
sadly, jackus mccallumus was later executed after attempting to refine his method with splooge straight from the tap of a senator's nine year old son
and that's who invented the marshmallow
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:10:00 EDT (#)
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Did you know that the Egyptian are the ones who invented the marshmallow?
I'm pretty sure it was different back then, however.
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have you ever made marshmallow by hand?
i feel sorry for the one who invented it
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-13 17:06:55 EDT (#)
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"This must be what going mad feels like..."
HAHAHA!!! I fucking loved that show.
Did you know that the Egyptian are the ones who invented the marshmallow?
I'm pretty sure it was different back then, however.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:21:17 EDT (#)
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filename needs work
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-13 16:04:43 EDT (#)
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Sober +2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-13 14:24:03 EDT (#)
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i forgot what a great show firefly was until now. i need to go rent a season.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-13 14:19:01 EDT (#)
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i like smellows
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-13 09:51:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-13 08:42:01 EDT (#)
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I designed, supervised the construction and installation of, tested to verify the functionality of, and eventually put into service what was in 1998 the World's Fastest Marshmallow Cutting Machine. True story. It may not fully register upon you how awesome that is until you realize that the last thing that happens to marshmallows before they're packaged is that they get that starch powder coating, so the machine has to cut a gooey extrusion without sticking to the goo or damaging the conveyor belt on which the extrusion is riding. 11,520 1-inch long x 1-inch diameter marshmallows a minute, bitches.
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super fucking mega cool.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:32:05 EDT (#)
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I hope I am memoralized in some type of hard metal some day or maybe some type of colloid even. I would want my statue to have a humongous 8-10 foot weiner unlike my normal sized one and vaginas with wings on them encirling me.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-13 13:10:06 EDT (#)
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The song is not all that great imho... BUT
The Serenity's crew reaction is my favorite part.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-13 09:51:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-13 08:42:01 EDT (#)
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I designed, supervised the construction and installation of, tested to verify the functionality of, and eventually put into service what was in 1998 the World's Fastest Marshmallow Cutting Machine. True story. It may not fully resister upon you how awesome that is until you realize that the last thing that happens to marshmallows before they're packaged is that they get that starch powder coating, so the machine has to cut a gooey extrusion without sticking to the goo or damaging the conveyor belt on which the extrusion is riding. 11,520 1-inch long x 1-inch diameter marshmallows a minute, bitches.
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cool.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2008-04-13 09:16:52 EDT (#)
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I didn't watch this, but +2 for marshmallow cutting machine.
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-13 08:42:01 EDT (#)
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I designed, supervised the construction and installation of, tested to verify the functionality of, and eventually put into service what was in 1998 the World's Fastest Marshmallow Cutting Machine. True story. It may not fully resister upon you how awesome that is until you realize that the last thing that happens to marshmallows before they're packaged is that they get that starch powder coating, so the machine has to cut a gooey extrusion without sticking to the goo or damaging the conveyor belt on which the extrusion is riding. 11,520 1-inch long x 1-inch diameter marshmallows a minute, bitches.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-13 08:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I designed, supervised the construction and installation of, tested to verify the functionality of, and eventually put into service what was in 1998 the World's Fastest Marshmallow Cutting Machine. True story. It may not fully resister upon you how awesome that is until you realize that the last thing that happens to marshmallows before they're packaged is that they get that starch powder coating, so the machine has to cut a gooey extrusion without sticking to the goo or damaging the conveyor belt on which the extrusion is riding. 11,520 1-inch long x 1-inch diameter marshmallows a minute, bitches.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-13 05:45:04 EDT (#)
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I could have bullshitted my way through that answer, phallic. I'm shunning you for a fortnight.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-13 05:32:09 EDT (#)
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It's a highly aerated solid that does not have strict characteristics in the Solid/Liquid/Gas sense. The glucose honeycomb is a semisolid and the aerated pockets of air are, needless to say, gas.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-13 05:12:04 EDT (#)
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I'm just now gonna start getting drunk, so I can't read this at the moment. When drunker I shall though
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-13 04:24:23 EDT (#)
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Dirty liar.