What exactly is Ubersite for? (1967 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-04-14 04:28:07 EDT
ENTERTAINING ME.
close second: Wasting time.
ALSO:
Alleviating/Inspiring Boredom.
Pseudointellectualism.
Antisocial Networking.
Office chair psychology.
Some of us use it as a creative cesspool - others as a mindless distraction to pass the time. Throw in a little ESL prancing and some solid huffing and puffing and then realize that every person's experience with ubersite is completely unique to them. That is the best part. It is like a little microcosm of society. Free of moderation (for the most part.) we all scoot around this vacuous time sucker because we ENJOY it.
There are various levels of buy-in from the occasional check-in to the absolute chronic obsessed retard. Currently there are varying degrees of participation from the active membership with only a chaotic smattering of regular contributers churning out anything of subjective value.
There are awesome genius-types either marginally disinterested or outright boycotting this place.
I wonder what could be done to get them back? We should use our power of good to figure that out.
Anyway - where were we? OH RIGHT, Ubersite.
It is a place to vent. To whore out your soul. To Create. Pander. Bully. Annoy. Laugh. Connect. Show off. Fail. Communicate.
Experience.
Also - lets face it: the failures around here are quite often as entertaining as the successes when you factor in the comments.
Scrolling is always filled with at least a few moments of genuine mirth.
PLUS - The satisfaction of illustrating just how stupid you think other people are is simply intoxicating.
It has been said by me, and other more eloquent people, that Ubersite is like a giant canvas of awesome powered by you people following along.
In the same awareness market as 3D coolness, halo, Tiger Woods, playoffs, rockband, online poker, glorious porn, the price of a double burger, skyrocketing gas prices (etc) I think it is fair to say our society is perpetually distracted.
Ubersite allows individuals to slow right the fuck down - yet still experience a measured 'real time'(ish) communication with a dynamic gathering of [ awesome > fucktardish ] individuals who are all post(ur)ing to attract the attention of relative internet strangers for their own unique reasons. Each of these people has their own relative/subjective worth.
Some people will find reading this very sentence a gigantic waste of their time. That thought makes me smile. I love that you will never get this time back... I have spent it.
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Tell you what, let's all pretend that I came up with a well constructed post that was just crammed full of compelling information that just sold the fuck out of what ever it is I was trying to say, k?
Sweet.
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For real - Ubersite is reliant on one man's voluntary desire to keep the switch in an upright and locked position.
That's right. It's very existence controlled by ONE MAN. Yup, this whirring cesspool of drama queens, artistic knobs, poets, literary masters, social butterflies, nutflickers, jackasses, idiots, retards, alters, and the rest of us who happily intermingle with each other around this webosphere of bullshit are able to do it simply because of his nerdly benevolence.
So yeah, Don't forget to thank Bart.
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Ubersite is also for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4tiEKdhIMA
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For those of you who just skipped down to the bottom: Ubersite is for as Ubersite does.
hugs n' kisses
User Reviews
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-12 06:47:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-01 01:15:41 EDT (#)
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boring,,,,,,
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-28 22:16:43 EDT (#)
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You could have provided some context there Flicks... I mean I dump a lot of comments around this place.
On the surface, it kinda looks like I cleverly switched 'whore' with 'slut' in response to Jack complaining about the attention he was receiving - most likely on one of his controversial political diatribes.
My guess is you are trying to highlight the fact I called HIM out on his bloated sense of importance while remaining, in your limited opinion, rather bloated my own self.
Because I am. So are you. Welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-28 21:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:12:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:33:25 (#)
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First everyone accuses poor Paris Hilton of being a slut, and now I have to deal with this.
Oh, the injustice of it all.
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hmmm... Paris Hilton huh?
Yer a massive attention slut AND bloated with your own self-importance...
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You wanna explain this?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-27 14:17:01 EDT (#)
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ROB--- THIS FUCKING POST IS TWO WEEKS OLD!!!!! GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND POST SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME TO RIDICULE!! EVEN IF I HAVEN'T MADE FUN OF YOUR LAST TWO OR THREE, THERE'S STILL TIME!!
DO IT!!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-23 04:01:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-22 17:13:41 EDT (#)
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Earth to rob earth to rob. This is Earth. Rob I.....how should I put this.......I am exceptionally attractive and single. Do the math. Yes that's right, I'm a fag. If I have an 'e-crush' on anybody they'd have to have tight buns and a cock.
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Why must you turn this website into a brothel of LIES?
PS - If this really is Earth on the line, um... sorry about humanity, we've really fucked things up and I'm afraid it's only going to get worse. Hang in there.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 17:53:26 EDT (#)
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are u gay for real!
my dreamz come troo!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-22 17:14:33 EDT (#)
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oh hi alain.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-22 17:13:41 EDT (#)
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Earth to rob earth to rob. This is Earth. Rob I.....how should I put this.......I am exceptionally attractive and single. Do the math. Yes that's right, I'm a fag. If I have an 'e-crush' on anybody they'd have to have tight buns and a cock.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 13:38:13 EDT (#)
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such vulgar language.
you really seem hurt inside.
:-|
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-22 12:36:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:25:17 EDT (#)
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bite little fish http://www.ubersite.com/m/116198#2695512
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Bah, I'm bored with you and your pseudo chivalry.
Out of context cherry picked quotes and your obsessive fascination with me have won the day. REJOICE!
HEY, maybe you can get a sloppy blowjob out of the bitch. Good on ya.
Don't tell Ranger if you do though, I think the poor boy has an e-crush.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:25:17 EDT (#)
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bite little fish http://www.ubersite.com/m/116198#2695512
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:40:24 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT.
It's hailing like a motherfucker.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:33:17 EDT (#)
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Just their lesser faults?
I find the greater ones are a far easier target.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:30:24 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is a place where I come to tease people for their lesser faults.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 18:44:49 EDT (#)
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http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 16:35:25 EDT (#)
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EWE!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-18 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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STFU n00b
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-17 21:01:25 EDT (#)
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I fling e-poo at the wall and the bits that stick are my artwork.
You, ubersite, are my artwork. You are my moment, etched in an electronic instant, fire-hardened by the glare of the white background and crystallised for all to see and marvel at.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:08:23 EDT (#)
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NOTHING?
Uber is my primary source for finding out when famous people croak.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-16 00:48:18 EDT (#)
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What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-04-16 00:24:57 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the info!
I was always wondering: What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, SAY IT AGAIN!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:38:55 EDT (#)
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POWER TO THE MOTHER FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!
(thanx bart)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:21:32 EDT (#)
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shit disturbing
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:21:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:59:25 EDT (#)
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NOW FUCKING CAMWHORE ALREADY.
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I have _toe's camwhore
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no he doesn't........
and rob, i tend not 'examine' why i like to visit certain websites. nor do i 'examine' why i think a cheese and peanut butter sandwich is fucking great. If that makes me simple, so be it.
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I highly doubt you are 'simple' - just different shit floats your cerebral boat is all. I mean, if you take a look at the text I actually wrote up there I acknowledge that... I don't know why people get all worked up in a tizzy - sure it's verbose and could always use another proof read or two - but the content is interesting and the observations are pretty neat, if I do say so myself.
For the record, I don't examine why a cheese and peanut butter sandwich is great... because that sounds fucking gross.
BUT, to each their own.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:37:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:21:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:59:25 EDT (#)
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NOW FUCKING CAMWHORE ALREADY.
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I have _toe's camwhore
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no he doesn't........
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erm.......
Yes,
I,
DO.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114716#2641204
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:21:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:59:25 EDT (#)
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NOW FUCKING CAMWHORE ALREADY.
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I have _toe's camwhore
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no he doesn't........
and rob, i tend not 'examine' why i like to visit certain websites. nor do i 'examine' why i think a cheese and peanut butter sandwich is fucking great. If that makes me simple, so be it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:30:09 EDT (#)
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I didn't bother reading the reviews, i'm just hoping that at least 2 people said 'WHO THE FUCK CARES! IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE!'
Jesus, Rob.
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Jesus, Toe.
Of course it is a 'fucking' website - do you get some sort of weird satisfaction stating the obvious like so many of other limited, boring intellects that wander over to my section of internet goodness?
I obviously "care" - at least going by what the specific definition of that word means to me.
You either do not have the same definition, and you most certainly have your own unique experience with this particular website. If that equates to you simplistically NOT caring - then so be it.
The question is valid, and my answer is just as valid (AND AWESOME.)
You could always play along... or maybe Ubersite for you is only for being snarky.
NOW FUCKING CAMWHORE ALREADY.
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I have _toe's camwhore
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:55:22 EDT (#)
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Rob, please stop.
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No.
Why should I?
Ubersite: Chaotic Neutrality at its best.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:30:09 EDT (#)
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I didn't bother reading the reviews, i'm just hoping that at least 2 people said 'WHO THE FUCK CARES! IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE!'
Jesus, Rob.
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Jesus, Toe.
Of course it is a 'fucking' website - do you get some sort of weird satisfaction stating the obvious like so many of other limited, boring intellects that wander over to my section of internet goodness?
I obviously "care" - at least going by what the specific definition of that word means to me.
You either do not have the same definition, and you most certainly have your own unique experience with this particular website. If that equates to you simplistically NOT caring - then so be it.
The question is valid, and my answer is just as valid (AND AWESOME.)
You could always play along... or maybe Ubersite for you is only for being snarky.
NOW FUCKING CAMWHORE ALREADY.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:55:22 EDT (#)
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Rob, please stop.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:30:09 EDT (#)
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I didn't bother reading the reviews, i'm just hoping that at least 2 people said 'WHO THE FUCK CARES! IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE!'
Jesus, Rob.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:44:56 EDT (#)
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I taste blood.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:41:52 EDT (#)
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ubersite is for passive-aggressive bores
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:39:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:41:10 EDT (#)
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I am the pastor of muppets.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:52:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:17:16 EDT (#)
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oh for fuck sake.
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...and for some Ubersite remains a constant bitter reminder of a time of nerdly relevance.
heh
I really should write down the predictable responses from the self important dorks that inexplicably think they matter.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:42:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:11:36 EDT (#)
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stfu you redundant fuck
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I'll get right on that.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:17:16 EDT (#)
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oh for fuck sake.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:11:36 EDT (#)
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stfu you redundant fuck
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:35:15 EDT (#)
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SHE'S 'SPECIAL'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 03:53:01 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is karen
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:43:16 EDT (#)
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i love you
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:35:54 EDT (#)
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Also, this:
http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:35:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:13:08 EDT (#)
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karen's kind of got a point though, 'eh rob? You do get kind of....excitable about this dump.
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How am I getting excitable?
I mean what is it about the selection of words I choose that invokes this image of me getting all frothy?
I think 'karen' is boring. I think you are about 15 shades of awesome.
I can't change the limited perception some folks choose to have of me - I can only show up and entertain myself to the best of my ability.
So far, I'm kickin' ass.
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i'm not sure how to respond to this. are you pretending to be excited in that reply but also pretending not to realise?
And of *course* I'm 15 shades of awesome - I'm an Australian.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:30:41 EDT (#)
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Ubersite if for knowing the three people on this website who have heard my voice.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:13:08 EDT (#)
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karen's kind of got a point though, 'eh rob? You do get kind of....excitable about this dump.
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How am I getting excitable?
I mean what is it about the selection of words I choose that invokes this image of me getting all frothy?
I think 'karen' is boring. I think you are about 15 shades of awesome.
I can't change the limited perception some folks choose to have of me - I can only show up and entertain myself to the best of my ability.
So far, I'm kickin' ass.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:49:59 EDT (#)
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i'm just not an attention whore...on the internet.
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Correct! You are also stupid and boring... on the internet.
Good for you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:13:08 EDT (#)
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karen's kind of got a point though, 'eh rob? You do get kind of....excitable about this dump.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:56:49 EDT (#)
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No, I didn't come back for you, I came back for me.
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Whatever you say, princess.
Pass the marshmallows.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:56:49 EDT (#)
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No, I didn't come back for you, I came back for me.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:51:05 EDT (#)
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TRANQUILIZER
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:49:59 EDT (#)
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oh, i have plenty of personality...i'm just not an attention whore...on the internet.
and i'm not the one who thinks i'm special.
now, do everyone a favour and take a traquilizer,k!?!!
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:15:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-14 23:54:09 EDT (#)
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you need a tranquilzer
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YOU need to capitalize and use a spell check, perhaps even develop some sort of personality or at least become marginally interesting.
There is nothing special about you, k?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:11:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 22:57:40 EDT (#)
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I always come back. It's the only reason I log into this place.
I think you're still beating me about 400 to 7 or 8.
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Well it is my post... and just look how entertaining I am.
You?
Not so much.
However, I love the fact your "reason" to come back is me.
YOU ARE SUCH A PHAG.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-14 23:54:09 EDT (#)
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you need a tranquilzer
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-14 23:53:05 EDT (#)
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B@U
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 22:57:40 EDT (#)
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I always come back. It's the only reason I log into this place.
I think you're still beating me about 400 to 7 or 8.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 22:37:39 EDT (#)
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That would be both of us, phag.
Now the REAL question is will you attempt to say something clever and interesting (and most likely fail)... or pretend like you didn't come back?
Tick Tock.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 22:11:22 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Which one of us is camping this post?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 21:44:38 EDT (#)
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That is the clearest indication of boredom - tallying the reviews on other posts.
Go read a book, head.
28.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 21:43:34 EDT (#)
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27!
OMG!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 21:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-14 21:17:04 EDT (#)
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25 of these reviews are you.
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Who gives a fuck el grumpo?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-14 21:17:04 EDT (#)
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25 of these reviews are you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:42:35 EDT (#)
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More brak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zi5FdRTV5M&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsAbKc2LKwM&feature=related
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:35:47 EDT (#)
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haha:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/608219/this_is_the_funniest_thing_i_have_ever_seen_funny_video_movie/
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:27:30 EDT (#)
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I was just counting out the parts as I finished them.
Ala the count from Sesame Street.
VUN, TWO, SREE. SREE STORIES AH HAH HAH.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:24:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:21:29 EDT (#)
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AND 3.
Nice work, fella.
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Whats it mean? 1, 2, and 3?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:11:25 EDT (#)
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Should totally cam-whore.
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:08:11 EDT (#)
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To answer the title's question:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116132
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:35:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:31:55 EDT (#)
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Wow, you sure like Ubersite. In a creepy you'd rub up against it inappropriately whilst you stalked it kind of way.
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I ONLY RUB APPROPRIATELY.
I do like this place - you say that as if it's a bad thing.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:31:55 EDT (#)
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Wow, you sure like Ubersite. In a creepy you'd rub up against it inappropriately whilst you stalked it kind of way.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:11:29 EDT (#)
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navel gazing
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:10:37 EDT (#)
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The Queen of Flirt
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:39:42 EDT (#)
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It is for flirting
Submitted by guitarcries (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:57:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:00:54 EDT (#)
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oh hell nawww rob berg now we're gonna have to internet-battle
I did the uberhistories when I was 15 at an annoying phase in my life. I can't imagine the waste of time to attempt something like that again...point taken though.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:41:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:11:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:55:53 EDT (#)
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I was just thinking I should have given that peacock a yellow peener.
Who thinks those kind of things?
One of these days I will meet, and get quite drunk with, at least a few of you people. I look forward to that immensely.
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If we lived closer to each other we could get hammered together. I think we have a lot in common in real life.
*Rob shudders uncontrollably, causing localized Earth tremors*
:)
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OMG, you felt those?
Bubba, for the story alone I would happily get hammered with you any time.
(I also suspect it would be very enjoyable, but don't tell the 'others' I said that - it can be our little secret. k?)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:11:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:55:53 EDT (#)
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I was just thinking I should have given that peacock a yellow peener.
Who thinks those kind of things?
One of these days I will meet, and get quite drunk with, at least a few of you people. I look forward to that immensely.
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If we lived closer to each other we could get hammered together. I think we have a lot in common in real life.
*Rob shudders uncontrollably, causing localized Earth tremors*
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:55:53 EDT (#)
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I was just thinking I should have given that peacock a yellow peener.
Who thinks those kind of things?
One of these days I will meet, and get quite drunk with, at least a few of you people. I look forward to that immensely.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happiness is Uber on a slow work day.
Which is, frankly, every work day.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Oathmeal, I was channeling Bubbas spirit in that review.
Besides, it's early. I knew it was incredibly unfunny as soon as I hit submit = (
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
There are quite some conclusions and noteworthy facts in this comment .
1 method is not a reject ?
2 method is not a sociopath ?
3 method is not a socially inept retard ?
4 If we would take away 99% of the population , there's just U left . It seems to be happening , or are we talking different tongues here ?
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I'd actually like to address the above comment just for shits and giggles.
I am all of the above when it comes to the role I play around here. That's all it is, a role. If you pulled your head out of your ass long enough to look around, you'd see that I have always played along with everything that's been thrown at me because it's funny and entertaining to myself and others. That's because i'm a good sport and not insecure with myself. I can take it just as well as I dish it out. I've been called a fat, metrosexual, homosexual, insecure, greasy, slimy Greek, just to name a few of the tamer personal barbs thrown my way, and I take it all in stride because it amuses others, and that's really why I come to ubersite; to amuse myself and to amuse others. If you look at some of my older posts, all I did was write stories to entertain and amuse others. People aren't amused by a +2 "You go girl", they get amused when I call some girl that camwhores a "fucking horrid shovelfaced monstrosity".
The difference between myself and most people here, however, is that I can differentiate between real life and the shit flinging on uber. Most people around here are too sensitive and can't handle the abuse because they really are insecure, socially inept retards. A -2 and a nasty comment means the world to them, and have their feelings hurt like there's no tomorrow. My opinion should mean nothing to you, all your opinions definitely mean nothing to me, and that's the way things should be.
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Heh.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Antisocial Networking.
STOP STEALING MY LINES, FUCKSTICK.
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NAH-UH. DATS MY line, bitch. You told me I should trademark it, remember?
You said ubersite was a wall. I changed that to a canvas.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I did?
I should totally sue myself.
I'll do that, right after the touching.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I THINK YOU PLAGIARIZED YOURSELF ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT, ROB_BERG.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW COME SHLONGY IS THE LAST TO FIND OUT THAT YOU LOVE UBERSITE???
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GOOD LORD, YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! I'm glad I inspired your little post. I'm even gladder that I read it. I am gladdest that it made me giggle!
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You are sure welcome.
As you can see from some of the comments - I don't need much to go off writing about Ubersite, its kind of a pastime.
I super mega glad that it made you giggle!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh phag - gettin 'slammed' by Uber legends is all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
I wrote this thing and I know I put in all kinds of new words, re-HASHED a few, and managed to put a new spin on the same thing I have been saying.
In case you hadn't noticed - new people arrive to this site all the time. SURE some of you folks have read that I like this site before, but I still try and keep it fresh - if you don't like it you can always ignore it, -2 and camp (like you) or just simple enjoy it for what it is.
The important part is you stopped in. Thanks buddy!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You forgot to mention that most of us are unsatisfiable attention-whores.
Not you,ofcourse.
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heh, true. I usually am quite satisfied.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're getting bashed by Uber legends.
It's over between us.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say here. Please clarify by authoring another post on this exact same subject. Thank you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you say this already?
Like nine times?
I think we get it by now. You like the place. You can stop trying to give a blowjob to anyone with an e-penis. Down boy. Down.
NO!
NO HUMPING UBER'S LEG!
NO!
Am I going to have to get a spray bottle?
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Hey, you will notice I refrained from mentioning any names except the grand pooh bah.
And what can I say, I like the humping.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You forgot to mention that most of us are unsatisfiable attention-whores.
Not you,ofcourse.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read.
The immature Mikoo in me wants to say, "Your Mom", so...
Your Mom.
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Of the three Mikoos... this one was easily the funniest.
Just sayin'.
PS - THIS IS FULL OF MIND.
pps - Morning is awesome. Big day planned.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not really gonna take that lying down are you, Ax?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ouch!
That entertained me alot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lordd
Post # 248 on "Why I Love Ubersite" by Rob Berg
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Review +248 on "Why Axospillte doesn't like anyone else posting about Ubersite but him".
And really, give your dopey little head a shake kid - I don't think anyone has spent more time researching, compiling or cataloging the history of this place than your own self. I happen to spend a few mins constructing a rather enjoyable collection of words that talk about how much I STILL enjoy it and suddenly its a bad thing?
Bah... fuck off, peck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method was down and out...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE HASH BROWNS, ESPECIALLY RE-HASHED BROWNS
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This is a rare find here.
A Method comment that was obviously intended to be funny but was not.
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By that fucking idiot Oathmeal as well.
Then, just when I thought he was washed up, he redeems himself beautifully
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the dude below me said
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You've still got it, Cunt.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Antisocial Networking.
STOP STEALING MY LINES, FUCKSTICK.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE HASH BROWNS, ESPECIALLY RE-HASHED BROWNS
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haha.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
deja vu
etc.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW COME SHLONGY IS THE LAST TO FIND OUT THAT YOU LOVE UBERSITE???
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought uber was just a piece of the intrawebs
so wouldnt its primary function be pr0n?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that you will never get this time back... I have spent it.
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So, now the plot comes to the surface does it Berg?
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! I'm glad I inspired your little post. I'm even gladder that I read it. I am gladdest that it made me giggle!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
However, the logical Mikoo knows that this post was created for heat and mindless entertainment.
Stress on "mindless."
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But the friendly Mikoo in me wants to know how your morning is going!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read.
The immature Mikoo in me wants to say, "Your Mom", so...
Your Mom.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So enjoy yourselves until I receive Leg, and she and I go on a road trip across America.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is the vehicle through which I am to come into possession of a certain woman's prosthetic leg. When that dream is actualized, Ubersite will cease to exist. You're all here because she and I are presently in a holding pattern of sorts, which I will have to remedy in the near future.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the dude below me said
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a place where internet-addicited nerds like you and I can find each other, obviously.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite was created to give people such as myself an outlet to tell stories regarding grossly obese and also homosexual vampires who use their hypnotic powers to seduce nubile young shuffleboard coaches. I thought that much was obvious, Rob.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super cool picture
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you say this already?
Like nine times?
I think we get it by now. You like the place. You can stop trying to give a blowjob to anyone with an e-penis. Down boy. Down.
NO!
NO HUMPING UBER'S LEG!
NO!
Am I going to have to get a spray bottle?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Oathmeal, I was channeling Bubbas spirit in that review.
Besides, it's early. I knew it was incredibly unfunny as soon as I hit submit = (
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE HASH BROWNS, ESPECIALLY RE-HASHED BROWNS
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This is a rare find here.
A Method comment that was obviously intended to be funny but was not.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lordd
Post # 248 on "Why I Love Ubersite" by Rob Berg
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:55:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You try too hard.
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LISTEN UP BELL.
I'm not trying. I am just doing.
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You know, like Yoda said in that movie.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BERGTASTIC
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE HASH BROWNS, ESPECIALLY RE-HASHED BROWNS
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-14 09:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ain't one of dem creative types.
Guess I'll have to stick with alter, yay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 07:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good fucking grief you are a dork to the nth degree. Shut up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-14 06:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody gives a fuck what you get out of it, pansy.
Talk about something interesting for a change, you fucking fairy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 06:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IGNORE THE DOUCHES!!
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-04-14 05:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 05:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite allows individuals to slow right the fuck down - yet still experience a measured 'real time'(ish) communication with a dynamic gathering of [ awesome > fucktardish ] individuals who are all post(ur)ing to attract the attention of relative internet strangers for their own unique reasons. Each of these people has their own relative/subjective worth.
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it might have been all the brackets and parentheses, but i thought this part was fantastic.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 05:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to expand on that offensiveness comment.
I read recently that people who have abandonment issues have been proven to have a higher threshold for pain endurance, and therefore they inflict pain on others like it is nothing, because to them it is nothing.
I dont have abandonment issues (or, at least I cant think of any reason why I would), but I have an exceptionally high tolerance for pain. I can push a knife into my hand to the point of nearly breaking skin until I become uncomfortable. So sometimes, when I fuck around with people, I will play-slap them in the face or punch their gut or something and I'm always surprised by how hurt they seem to be. I do it to myself to try to feel their pain, but I just cant get a grasp on how they must feel.
In the same way, kind of, I come to Ubersite and am not offended by anything. People talk shit about my religion, or post lemonparty or scat porn or something, and I am unphased. I dont want to watch that BME pain olympics shit, but I've heard enough to know I dont want to. But I can tell sick jokes all day, I can read things that make other people gag while eating, I dont know, calamari or something. Ubersite largely responds the same way I do, but when I get into the real world people are mortified by some of the things I say (like, for instance, "you go clubbing? what, like baby seals?") and I just cant put myself into the frame of mind where that is even on my offensive radar. Goddamn, bitch, it gets much worse than that.
I've recently decided I will never be able to date a girl who thinks fart jokes are gross.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 05:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK. Bedtime fast approaches, I look forward to your continued input on the morrow good site of ubers.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 05:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg is clearly good people.
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YES I AM.
And you?
Even more clear.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Although what does trying even mean to you?
I do try to look as cool as possible. I choose words that look and read as fancy as possible.
I do attempt to church things up a little at times.
I mean being awesome does take a little effort, I'm not going to lie.
Ubersite is also a forum to judge other internerds.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To me? Ubersite is a place where, when life gets to easy, I can ignore it while it comes crashing down and I can further neglect the pieces so that I become overwhelmed and further uninspired to do anything about it because I haven't the time nor the ability to fix any of it.
In short, Ubersite is for fucking my life.
It's also fun, admittedly. I wish more people participated regularly. Specifically, I wish Lisa would come around when she wasn't hammered, I wish Merlina would come back - though I understand her reason for leaving, I wish Caulaincourt and indoninja were still regular contributors, I wish ETS was around sans the crazy because he was a genuinely intelligent and interesting person, and the same with his betrothed.
I wish more hot girls would hit on me for no other reason than I showed up and looked good. Actually, Ubersite has not a lot to do with this wish.
Ubersite adds a dimension to my life that was previously missing. I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad thing, but it's definitely affected the way I see the world. I am not offended by anything, and like a sociopath or anybody else with abandonment issues, I don't always know where to draw the line when I'm making jokes on any group of people. People only laugh until a certain point. Because of Ubersite, I honestly can't tell what is genuinely offensive.
But in a positive way, I have been able to use this site in the past as a learning tool. I learned more about writing in the reviews of my first ten posts than I have learned over a lifetime of English classes. I have learned about life and relationships, why some work and some dont, and why it's not a big deal if they dont. I cant say that any life experience has taught me to get over my problems the way ubersite has because in general, people in real life are naive and ignorant and dont learn a damn thing when life slaps them across the face with a lesson. Ubersite offers more accurate and useful(while overwhelmingly negative) advice than anybody I know in real life besides my best friend and my father.
Ubersite is a pacifier when I'm pissed off and a fire under my ass when I'm complacent.
Ubersite is obviously an addiction or else I wouldn't have written all this.
Rob Berg is clearly good people.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You try too hard.
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LISTEN UP BELL.
I'm not trying. I am just doing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I mean if people are going to pay to insult each other or just direct the collective attention of the folks wandering around... SURELY the obsessive compulsive nerds around here would consider the opportunity to cosmetically tidy up their more blatant mistakes a worth-while expense.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Perhaps I should have said creative "dumping ground".
I ended up saying cesspool twice - if I could EDIT that would be neat.
I think Bart should expand his e-commerce to include a premium service of editing.
Just a thought. A buck a word.
Whaddya say?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You try too hard.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 04:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My answer to:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116091