Hate Friends (422 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-04-14 09:56:06 EDT
29 years, few friends left.
Forever fake personalities, always around. I had a few nice ones, but they were a little boring.
I threw lavish parties, BBQ's, planning , traveling and all of it was not worth it. Now I knew this group was useless, but I went with it anyway.
Lesson learned. Surround yourself with friend you can benefit from!!!! In more than one way!!!.
But just in general, I am just amazed how many of these fake souls are out there. I mean no one has any morals anymore, no dedicated characteristics of a true friendship, where you can tell people they are wrong when they are and then talk about it. Everyone rather just stroll along with their fake smiles, fake talk, and just general fake aura. Fuck them!! !
There is not one think that I can learn from them or use them for. And if thats the case, then there is no difference who I get drunk with at a bar is there?
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:33:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:17:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:03:13 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed this but am now depressed
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Cheer up. Read this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1240/
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hehehe
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:31:42 EDT (#)
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i've heard that before.
traxadron=hotwillie
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:30:01 EDT (#)
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Thank god, for a moment I thought the rating would stay neutral... NEGative please!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:25:59 EDT (#)
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is this a feel bad rant?
die....cunt....rape....etc etc etc.
it's shocking you have no friends, truly shocking.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:19:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:16:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:11:00 EDT (#)
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seriously? this was about justifying drinking with strangers? if you tried to buy me a drink i would take it, then when you werent looking i would steal yours and make my escape in the nick of time
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You must be quick. Like a comet.
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i made a living off of this strategy in cancun a few weeks ago.
FYI: In Cancun, bartenders will not serve you UNTIL you tip them, and then they get your drinks wrong. I twice tipped. The first time, I ordered a tequila sunrise and was given pineapple and vodka, and the second time I ordered a rum and coke and got vodka and diet. If you dont tip them, or they deem your tip to be insufficient, you are alleged to be a "cheater mofferfocker" and you are not afforded the luxury of the wrong drinks. really, stealing other people's drinks was the only logical step.
but as you say, you must be quick like a comet. once, i was not quick, and a BIG biker dude noticed me grab a beer from his table and threatened to pummel me.
"oh sorry man, i thought this one was mine."
cancun kind of sucked.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:09:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:18:27 EDT (#)
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If you can't identify the asshole in the room, that means you're the asshole in the room.
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That is awesome! May I have your permission to steal that and use it next time someone is pissing me off at a bar?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:18:27 EDT (#)
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If you can't identify the asshole in the room, that means you're the asshole in the room.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:45:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:37:19 EDT (#)
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rod hull and emu below
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:33:17 EDT (#)
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Awe poor you!
I'll be your friend! And so will everybody else here at Uber... right?
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No! He smells funny
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:33:17 EDT (#)
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Awe poor you!
I'll be your friend! And so will everybody else here at Uber... right?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:29:30 EDT (#)
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QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!!!
kill yourself.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:22:31 EDT (#)
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If you use your friends you don't deserve any.
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Deep.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:21:31 EDT (#)
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If you use your friends you don't deserve any.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:21:14 EDT (#)
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LOL LIKE DROGO EVER HAD ANY FRIENDS!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:18:24 EDT (#)
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I read the first line and thought that it was going to be a tale about killing off those close to you.
Then I read further and discovered that it was just you moaning about being a billy no mates.
By the end of this stunning little piece I actually felt that I was one of those 'Friends' of yours that had discovered that you were a little dickhead and run off.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:17:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:03:13 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed this but am now depressed
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Cheer up. Read this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1240/
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:16:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:11:00 EDT (#)
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seriously? this was about justifying drinking with strangers? if you tried to buy me a drink i would take it, then when you werent looking i would steal yours and make my escape in the nick of time
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You must be quick. Like a comet.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously? this was about justifying drinking with strangers? if you tried to buy me a drink i would take it, then when you werent looking i would steal yours and make my escape in the nick of time.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:03:57 EDT (#)
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Whoa. Looks like you could do with some English lessons.
There's a new site where you actually get PAID to learn English. Maybe you should check it out?
http://tinyurl.com/ynfhgg
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:03:13 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed this but am now depressed
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-14 10:01:23 EDT (#)
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I'm not surprised you have no friends left.
Moany bitch.