Some of you will be happy - Camwhore/PS opportunity (1066 hits)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-14 15:23:31 EDT
that I didn't get to perform this week, and that is fine.
We had 10 comedians show up for 5 slots. I chose poorly in Rock, Paper, Scissors.
So instead have fun with this.
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:23:07 EDT (#)
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OTW: That is fucking AWESOME!!!!!
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:05:06 EDT (#)
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http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3023/beer2wu0.jpg
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:58:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:20:46 EDT (#)
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no. no i would not.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:16:58 EDT (#)
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"What hump?"
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:24:55 EDT (#)
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So when do the glass eyes that fit arrive?
Best I can do.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:40:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:16:41 EDT (#)
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so far the funniest thing that has been said to me about this pic has been
"Look its the great Cornholio all growed up"
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 03:03:23 EDT (#)
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your a legend!
What camwhores should be all about
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:34:48 EDT (#)
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what darko?
next time I'll include some prose for just for you man.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:30:08 EDT (#)
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This is a serious writers forum, there is no place for camwhores on ubersite.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:24:01 EDT (#)
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I have trimmed my mustache though... it was getting on my nerves I didn't realize just how long it was until I posted this.
I did make my eyes bulge a little and poked my ears out with my hood.
It is almost impossible for anyone to take a normal picture of me, even myself.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We had 10 comedians show up for 5 slots.
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Sounds like the average night at the corner bar.
And it's not a comedy club.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 20:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, okay, shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I left THAT comment so you could take your shot, which you did.
Everything I do here is for a reason. It's up to the rest of you to take advantage of the soft serve.
Not to be confused with my hard member.
OK, semi.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:56:44 EDT (#)
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there was a first?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:54:03 EDT (#)
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I realized that, honey.
I changed to "smart" so I could make a SECOND joke in a two review cycle.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:20:07 EDT (#)
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no, you said you were sharp.
hence the pointy doctor's appointment remark.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:17:22 EDT (#)
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I have.
By the end of the appointment he was asking ME questions as to how to treat his patients.
I TOLD YOU I WAS SMART.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:11:55 EDT (#)
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you might wanna see a doctor about that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 19:08:19 EDT (#)
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You'll notice I said nothing about trimming said box.
I'M PRETTY SHARP.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:57:07 EDT (#)
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i'm satiny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:48:53 EDT (#)
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PS. Trim your fucking mustache, Joe Bob.
You too, experima.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:38:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:34:56 EDT (#)
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you have an interesting face
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:16:38 EDT (#)
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THANKS FOR THAT MENTAL PICTURE ROB
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:15:34 EDT (#)
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(There...That should cause Shlongy's taint to squish up nice and tight.)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:13:36 EDT (#)
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i'm not. i was imitating that freaky britney fan.
<3
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:03:40 EDT (#)
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Don't go changin' M.
<3
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:53:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:30:51 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:28:11 EDT (#)
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Jeez...make me feel guilty for playing this character, WHY DONTCHA???
I guess from here on out, I'll just leave +2's, tell everyone I miss them and love them, and use intials to do so like "M" and "B".
Yes, I'll be Experima without the satin box.
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DING DONG.
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LEAVE EXPERIMA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:41:32 EDT (#)
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Next time, hold your palm flat and wiggle your fingers.
'Fire, burns everything'.
PS You look normal. Also, I bet it was paper. Paper is such a loser.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeez...make me feel guilty for playing this character, WHY DONTCHA???
I guess from here on out, I'll just leave +2's, tell everyone I miss them and love them, and use intials to do so like "M" and "B".
Yes, I'll be Experima without the satin box.
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DING DONG.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeez...make me feel guilty for playing this character, WHY DONTCHA???
I guess from here on out, I'll just leave +2's, tell everyone I miss them and love them, and use intials to do so like "M" and "B".
Yes, I'll be Experima without the satin box.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:15:33 EDT (#)
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Shlongy: I love you man. I can always count on you to be you. I really have no idea why you are so insecure that you insist on trashing on someone playing around and trying to have a little fun.
I mean you're supposed to be this cool ass mother fucking professional card player right?
Or is it that you secretly envy everyone else when they slightly detract attention away from you so you have to step right up and try to assert dominance over a virtual domain where no one but Bart actually wields any real power.
Seriously dude, that's middle school shit, I know you like em young but YOU don't have to act that way too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 16:56:25 EDT (#)
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I don't think this fucking picture NEEDS photoshop, Curly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-14 16:52:48 EDT (#)
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ghey aid meets jake
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 16:47:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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Gollum meets The Unabomber.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-14 16:40:03 EDT (#)
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I think you need to see this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kci12O2EI8I
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 16:04:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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Gollum meets The Unabomber.
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Hehehe
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:39:07 EDT (#)
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WHY HELO THAR, BUTTSECKS?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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Gollum meets The Unabomber.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:37:13 EDT (#)
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oh dear.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:30:14 EDT (#)
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damn I need to trim my mustache.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:27:34 EDT (#)
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ChaosJester meets Darth Famine.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:26:37 EDT (#)
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:)