Can horses catch eels? (1140 hits)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (View user info) at 2008-04-14 17:23:09 EDT
I like a drink every now and again, mostly now! So I am going to ask all that is Uber.... what is your favourite drink?
Do you have any interesting combinations to try?
My favourite is a Del Boy.
1 shot pineapple vodka.
1/2 shot malibu.
1 shot blue curaco.
Pineapple juice.
Ice.
And of course an umberella!
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:39:56 EDT (#)
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You are absolutely retarded.
Your brain bleeds and this motivates you to type. You then hit "hook me up"....
Now my brain is aching.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:25:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 20:02:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 20:02:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:28:02 EDT (#)
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Lower middle class you say, so that what i've got to look foward to in a couple of weeks, great.
Oh, black Russian.
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2008-04-17 05:18:30 EDT (#)
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Maker's Mark...neat.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-17 01:40:04 EDT (#)
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frozen strawberry margarita...mmmmmmmm
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:49:47 EDT (#)
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Jack Daniels. On ice.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:29:20 EDT (#)
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I got suckered into doing a shot the other week...
it was called a "Prarrie Fire."
Bacardie 151 and Tabasco.
It was horrible.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:24:01 EDT (#)
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Sweetwater 420 or Hummer, or a good Cabernet Sauvignon. No liquor for me unless it's football season, then it's Crown Royal time.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:08:52 EDT (#)
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Agree 100% w/ Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:04:32 EDT (#)
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Almost any flavored vodka with club soda. Mostly vanilla or mandarin. Grape is tasty, too. Unless it's dessert, for which I enjoy chocolate vodka.
Unless I'm drinking beer, in which case it's usually Guinness, or some other good beer.
Unless it's only going to be one drink, in which case I'll take a Bushmills Reserve on the rocks, please.
Unless I'm hungover, it which case its Really Good Marijuana.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:11:07 EDT (#)
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I like a "redwood" (also known by other monikers, I'm sure)
2-3 oz. tomato juice
12 oz "neutral" lager, i.e.- Busch, Miller, Coors, etc
pour into a pint glass and enjoy.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:35:50 EDT (#)
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Snakebite I'm afraid.
In a student's union you can just about get away with it
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:05:29 EDT (#)
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ie it sounds like he doesn't like me. ie How you sound :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:01:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:09:35 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah rons and grandmas blah blah blah
Red, you are sounding like berty.
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean? He sounds nothing like me. He speaks in tones, I drawl.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:21:30 EDT (#)
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Try a stephan. Baileys and jack daniels with a lump of ice. Very smooth and lovely.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 03:59:25 EDT (#)
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yawwwwwwwwwwn
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 03:55:40 EDT (#)
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I traveled through Bristol twice over the weekend and saw more scum per square inch than I've seen in my life.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 03:50:08 EDT (#)
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It doesnt matter where you take kids on Hoiliday, just so long as you want them there.
But dont take them up north as its full of poor people.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-15 01:24:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-15 00:24:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:34:32 PDT (#)
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beer
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:54:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:45:52 EDT (#)
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I like a good single malt whiskey. http://www.ubersite.com/m/116016
I like a good Kentucky bourbon. http://www.ubersite.com/m/116016
I like a frosty cold beer as long as it's got actual flavor and doesn't have rice in it anywhere. http://www.ubersite.com/m/116016
I don't like umbrella drinks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:44:58 EDT (#)
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Pussy juice.
But probably, not yours.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:37:31 EDT (#)
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"Surfer on Acid"
Jager
Malibu
Pineapple Juice
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:35:55 EDT (#)
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Not White Russians. bleh.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:34:32 EDT (#)
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beer
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:32:37 EDT (#)
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depends on my mood and the time of day
either a dirty vodka martini (ketel one, please) with a bleu cheese olive or two
or one of these: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109574
or a good scotch, neat
or a good irish whiskey, neat
or a bottle or three of cabernet sauvignon
or good beer
or lots of whatever is free at whatever social thing i've been trapped into going to
and pbr if i feel like slumming it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:32:32 EDT (#)
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They're basically French though - with a touch of the Welsh 'what is the bloody point in our culture? I mean really, we don't even have a word for Sky TV' attitude.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:30:51 EDT (#)
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On a red and white toadstool.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:30:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 23:29:27 BST (#)
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I'd like a Cornish person as a pet.
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a pixie. A tin fucking pixie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:29:34 EDT (#)
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THIS COCKTAIL STILL REEKS OF THE 1970S! And not in a cool way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:29:30 EDT (#)
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THIS COCKTAIL STILL REEKS ON THE 1970S! And not in a cool way.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:29:27 EDT (#)
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I'd like a Cornish person as a pet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:36:51 EDT (#)
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NO FUCKING CATS.
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Cats make an excellent cocktail:
1 Cat
2 shots <whatever you like>
Mix well in blender with ice.
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The poster should be named JigglyPOOF, considering the drink ingredients. . .
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:29:03 EDT (#)
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Incidentally the ambulance arrived within 3 minutes and took her away to have her stomach pumped. They were excellent.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:28:06 EDT (#)
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I like the cornish. They are a cozy people with a love of tin.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:26:56 EDT (#)
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Yes. Skegness. Or Blackpool
I found a young lady in Blackpool one night. She was arguing with her pathetic useless dickhead of a boyfriend because she had collapsed on the ground in winter due to alcohol poisoning and he wanted to drag her off to a pub while she wanted to slip into unconsciousness and probable death. I put her in the recovery position and called the ambulance because she honestly looked she would die and that he wouldn't notice. She has taken numerous pills too and when she finally lurched back into consciousness, she managed to get herself upright only to collapse again, powered presumably by stupidity.
It's good Blackpool.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:22:43 EDT (#)
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Red, Ithink you miss my point. Most people I know who vacate there are either from another country or have already done the holiday abroad that year and are lloking for an easy UK gettaway for the kids. It is all about the kids.
Growing up, we'd always have one family holiday abroad in the summer, a week in Cornwall at the end of the season and during half term would be sent to France to this crazy woman we called Aunt but who wasn't a relative.
If I was looking for a quick break, and I didn't live on the doorstep, I'd take my kids to Center Parcs. They'd love it. And snob or not that is all the counts.
Would you rather I take them to Skegness, or Blackpool? (We do go overnight to show the the illuminations in the Winter, one night is all I can stomach, even at the Hilton, Darling).
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:19:50 EDT (#)
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Crown Royal. Rocks.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:19:06 EDT (#)
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I know a family who whenever they went abroad, would take their own food with them so that they could have a proper gravy meal.
Crisps, chocolate bars and pot fucking noodles.
I hate those fuckers on fussy eaters too. Coddled and allowed to be retarded.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:15:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-14 23:10:36 BST (#)
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What I dont get is why they built Eurodisney, the politest kingdom on the planet (bar Legoland), in France, the rudest country on Earth.
How was that ever supposed to work?
Mind you, imagine just how rubbish and grey it would have been in Britcit.
Eurodisney Birmingham! Come for the Castle, leave for the racial tension!
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Eurodisney Birmingham. Mickey made of concrete.
and Ophelia, it is unimaginative and easy going to somewhere like Centre Parcs.
While I can well understand why you may take young kids there, I think it is an essential part of any child's upbringing to expose them to foreign cultures.
I can be snobby if I like.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:11:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:04:32 EDT (#)
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Almost any flavored vodka with club soda. Mostly vanilla or mandarin. Grape is tasty, too. Unless it's dessert, for which I enjoy chocolate vodka.
Unless I'm drinking beer, in which case it's usually Guinness, or some other good beer.
Unless it's only going to be one drink, in which case I'll take a Bushmills Reserve on the rocks, please.
Unless I'm hungover, it which case its Really Good Marijuana.
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<3
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:10:36 EDT (#)
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What I dont get is why they built Eurodisney, the politest kingdom on the planet (bar Legoland), in France, the rudest country on Earth.
How was that ever supposed to work?
Mind you, imagine just how rubbish and grey it would have been in Britcit.
Eurodisney Birmingham! Come for the Castle, leave for the racial tension!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:09:35 EDT (#)
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No, it is full of families, mainly lower middle class. A weeks stay in decent accommodation is 1500 quid. No Burberry, just Rons and Barbaras with the grandkids.
Red, you are sounding like berty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 23:05:55 BST (#)
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Red, I do not myself use center parcs, I have been for the odd day, ut only with a free pass from work. My eldest has been to three continents, he is 7. What is your point?
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It is chavtastic.
Like Euro/Disneyland/world
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:06:18 EDT (#)
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Oh, combiNAtion. I'll have to think about that. It's been a while.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:05:55 EDT (#)
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Red, I do not myself use center parcs, I have been for the odd day, ut only with a free pass from work. My eldest has been to three continents, he is 7. What is your point?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:04:56 EDT (#)
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Biodomes are rubbish.
VIDEODROME on the other hand: http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/videodrome-se/videodrome-se_shot9l.jpg
Awesome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:04:32 EDT (#)
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Almost any flavored vodka with club soda. Mostly vanilla or mandarin. Grape is tasty, too. Unless it's dessert, for which I enjoy chocolate vodka.
Unless I'm drinking beer, in which case it's usually Guinness, or some other good beer.
Unless it's only going to be one drink, in which case I'll take a Bushmills Reserve on the rocks, please.
Unless I'm hungover, it which case its Really Good Marijuana.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:02:58 EDT (#)
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I mean honestly.
"ooh - I like to be warm but am scared of FOREIGN PEOPLE so I'll live in a bubble for two weeks while my children run around in an environment inspired by those stupid biodome experiments the Americans did where they always cheated by nipping out and having a maccy ds - god it's boring living in Nottinghamshire with only knife crime to keep me entertained."
Said Ophelia.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:00:51 EDT (#)
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Antelope Blood is pretty good. The recipe changes everytime me and my buddy make it. You mix it in a large like 5 gallon tub
1L Gemclear
1 or 2 2L of Hawaiin Punch
1 can of some kinda fruit concentrate
1 can of an energy drink
1L of cranberry juice(or cranapple or whatever)
1 beer (cause fuck it)
and we haven't yet but we're thinking next time to throw in a package or two of kool aid mix and some sugar.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:00:12 EDT (#)
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commoner above
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 18:00:06 EDT (#)
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do they give people foreign food for the first time too?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:59:22 EDT (#)
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Center parcs is nothing like Butlins.
It has archery and birds of prey and a pool with many elements.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:56:19 EDT (#)
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Centre parks are for people with no imagination. They are Butlins for the 90s.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:56:03 EDT (#)
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Yeah that is the one! My house is actually on a lane in the forest!! Woot! Small world.
By the way, my friends used to work at center parcs in the summer. They spat in the food for fun.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:53:03 EDT (#)
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Whick one? We used to go to Nottingham Forest
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:51:08 EDT (#)
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OMG I live like a mile away from Center Parcs!
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:50:14 EDT (#)
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Yeah there is some orange juice and chopped fruit
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:49:37 EDT (#)
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When I was little I used to love the non alcoholic cocktails at center parcs. Robin Hood all the way. Can't remember what was in it though!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:48:46 EDT (#)
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sangria also has fruit in it i thought.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:48:06 EDT (#)
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*how*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:47:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:35:18 PDT (#)
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There are some nice non alcoholic cocktatails around. I never said it had to be loaded
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in that case i like milkshakes too!
i guess wine doesn't count as a cocktail, so i like viognier or a nice gewurztraminer. pinot noir is also nice, but you can't say that anymore because of sideways.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:47:21 EDT (#)
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It tastes nice!
Although the sangria my 15 year old brother in law mixed at our last bbq was interesting! Hoe hard is it to mix 1 bottle of red wine and 4 shots of gin?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:46:51 EDT (#)
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Liquid Cocaine = Ice Cold Patron Silver (straight up)
ommm nomm nom nom
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:46:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-14 22:44:51 BST (#)
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What the fuck kind of candy-ass panty-waist drink is that?
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For girls like me. I am anyones after 5 glasses of wine.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:44:51 EDT (#)
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What the fuck kind of candy-ass panty-waist drink is that?
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:41:02 EDT (#)
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When I worked in a cocktail bar, the one thing guaranteed to get me drunk was the chilli. One of the vodkas had a chilli in it, if you bit right into th chilli you got a shot of vodka. After about a minute you were....................................
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:40:10 EDT (#)
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This sounds nice. I like cocktails.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:39:07 EDT (#)
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Jamesons (or a Bushmills if I'm feeling flush) with ice.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:38:19 EDT (#)
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Two shots everclear, one shot firewater, one fourty-once pabst.
Drink the three shots, chug half the pabst.
After you fight the, "holy fuck im going exorcist" drunkeness ensues.
Yay.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:38:13 EDT (#)
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I've given up on cats!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:36:51 EDT (#)
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NO FUCKING CATS.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:36:37 EDT (#)
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I like cola.
Rye is good to add for the getting drunk.
Caesars are good for recovering from that addition.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
OH and I also likes the milkshakes.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:35:18 EDT (#)
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There are some nice non alcoholic cocktatails around. I never said it had to be loaded
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:33:38 EDT (#)
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lol@below
i don't drink
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-14 17:32:48 EDT (#)
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Shove a pineapple up your arse