Uberotica 2008 - The Second Round! (1761 hits)
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Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2008-04-15 04:24:04 EDT
Right. Entries are due by midnight (CST) on Thursday. You get an extra day because I was a day late with the bracket.
If you don't submit, you forfeit.
Highest rated goes through to the next round, voting ends Sunday (20th April). Next round gets posted next Monday.
Kapische?
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-18 07:35:07 EDT (#)
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So good, I wrote it twice.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-18 07:33:31 EDT (#)
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So, folks, we had quite a few forfeits including myself. (My kid escaped from the cupboard under the stairs and ruined everyting).
I am thinking, the next round should be the last with the winner from each pair taking part, highest ranker wins.
There is a prize. Even if you live in the States.
What is the opinion of this idea? Good, we are all agreed.
:) More details monday.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-18 07:32:02 EDT (#)
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So, folks, we had quite a few forfeits including myself. (My kid escaped from the cupboard under the stairs and ruined everyting).
I am thinking, the next round should be the last with the winner from each pair taking part, highest ranker wins.
There is a prize. Even if you live in the States.
What is the opinion of this idea? Good, we are all agreed.
:) More details monday.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:45:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-04-17 23:43:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116201 in all its tainted glory, being violated by HotWillie and his alter. I didn't know alters had alters.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:01:35 EDT (#)
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Not midnight, but drunk and too close for comfort!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116197
It's all Bertys fault. Blame him.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:31:22 EDT (#)
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LittleMonster should be happier now. She only likes me when I write filth:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116167#2692904
*sigh*
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:07:15 EDT (#)
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+2 for moral support. Great writing contest going on here.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:05:32 EDT (#)
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My effort (NSFW): http://www.ubersite.com/m/116180
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:17:45 EDT (#)
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LM! Don't worry, if you can't more than just me will be disappointed, but I am busy now until tonight and so will be posting around midnight (if I start typing at 9pm!! :)
Don't worry too much poppet, if you can, I may see you later! I don't like being with the Yanks alone, they pick on me and give me -2's ;)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:01:51 EDT (#)
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Bugger. I have a million and one things to do. If I can get it written, it will be done drunk and posted at about 5 to midnight.
I fail.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-16 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116176
Because I'm just that awesome.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:38:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116172
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 10:17:51 EDT (#)
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Don't worry about it, LM, it will cum. Just give your brian a gentle rub.
RE the uberboard. It is 'retal' you retard, whoever you are. :)
Retail? FFS!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:40:26 EDT (#)
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Not a bad idea FJ. Will try and come up with something on that.
Alright, I admit it. I'm a compleate fucking tool. I can not spell. I have no idea how to use grammer. I Started posting on this website to try and improve on those points. HAPPPY?! HMMMMMMNN?!
Bastards.....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:19:25 EDT (#)
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haha 'brian' - jesus christ.
<dies>
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:04:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-16 10:51:46 BST (#)
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I simply cannot come up with a single thing, it is starting to make my brian hurt. Plus the contractor keeps looking at me suspiously (who the fuck knows how to spell that any way?) when I ask him:
"How would you say boobs feel? Heavy? Squidgy?"
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Poor Brian. You should write about motorcycle sex.
Boobs feel...buoyant.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-16 05:51:46 EDT (#)
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I simply cannot come up with a single thing, it is starting to make my brian hurt. Plus the contractor keeps looking at me suspiously (who the fuck knows how to spell that any way?) when I ask him:
"How would you say boobs feel? Heavy? Squidgy?"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:28:47 EDT (#)
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You still have to post, steak :)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-16 01:20:16 EDT (#)
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Wait...
Am I going to win this by DEFAULT? I'm going to win an actual competition on ubersite, an unprecedented event, simply because nobody else is here. Challenge or no, I get a trophy. Kinda.
Shut up. YOU WILL NOT RAIN ON MY SEXY PARADE OF VICTORY AND SEX!
WOOT!
Aww yea.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:44:48 EDT (#)
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and vice-versa i'm sure
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:57:43 EDT (#)
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HAHA HURTY GAVE KAOS AN ERECTION
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:42:50 EDT (#)
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Haha I would have just TYPED the brackets, my laziness far exceeds that of my Scottish counterpart.
I happen to think it looks arsty and somehow reflects the true essence of this contest.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:38:53 EDT (#)
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Sorry Kaos, that was my handiwork.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:37:11 EDT (#)
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Oh Orphy, I love how you've simply scribbled out the previous bracket and then wrote on top.
The sheer laziness of that has given me a raging erection. YOU WIN!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:37:02 EDT (#)
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(Take lots of pictures to make a post!)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:36:23 EDT (#)
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Wooot Mexico! Take lots of pictures!!
Have a great time :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:34:05 EDT (#)
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actually, I can't play anyway. give steak my forfeit; I'm going to Mexico tomorrow and won't be back for another weeeeeek
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:14:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:49:44 BST (#)
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ugh this again
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If that is your attitude, don't play. it would be a shame, though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:13:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:45:19 BST (#)
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how on earth did we advance? We were up against Little Monster...she's in...I'm so confused....
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Highest raking in second placed pairs.
And it was brilliant :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:12:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-15 21:04:07 BST (#)
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errr - wheelchair?
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 02:50:40 PDT (#)
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Bint, perhaps he has a medical condition?
He almost certainly does by the way. I am the only thin man on this website who hasn't suffered a massive illness such as cancer, stroke, brain aneurism or similar.
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WTF has this got to do with erotica! Come on people, erotic!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:04:07 EDT (#)
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errr - wheelchair?
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 02:50:40 PDT (#)
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Bint, perhaps he has a medical condition?
He almost certainly does by the way. I am the only thin man on this website who hasn't suffered a massive illness such as cancer, stroke, brain aneurism or similar.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:45:19 EDT (#)
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how on earth did we advance? We were up against Little Monster...she's in...I'm so confused....
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:09:03 EDT (#)
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uberotica is an oxymoron all in one!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:46:04 EDT (#)
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Groovy, what style of writing?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:49:44 EDT (#)
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ugh this again
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:23:13 EDT (#)
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Four will go against each other, one will have to write against a cameo author.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:19:54 EDT (#)
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Because now I'm in the picture.
Assuming there aren't any dropouts from the competition, how will the bracket work?
Will I get a by-week into the final round?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:31:01 EDT (#)
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And Pac Man wasn't in Pee Wee's Playhouse BUT WE WORKED IT.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:28:48 EDT (#)
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papa smurf is not a fraggle
hello?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:27:10 EDT (#)
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You may talk big now, but the love/rape scene betwixt Fonzy Bear and Papa Hemmingway Smurf will hull you below the waterline.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:29:16 EDT (#)
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you guys might as well just go on and pack it in icaurus....I've got this one all wrapped up
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:21:25 EDT (#)
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Oh good, now we get to work on that erotic Muppets/Fraggles crossover we were talking about.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:46:50 EDT (#)
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Part one Bertram: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116151
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:17:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:15:57 BST (#)
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Thanks Hurty, you're the best.
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It's going quite well so far, I hope you like it!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:16:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116149
My Entry
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:15:57 EDT (#)
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Thanks Hurty, you're the best.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:00:55 EDT (#)
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It won't be part of Uberotica, but I'll happily write the most disgusting sexual tale I can think of to satisfy that crippled pervert.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:53:16 EDT (#)
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I don't know what happened here, but I am rather glad I wasn't part of it.
I think you should enter again anyway hurty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:44:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:09:55 BST (#)
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I want to read something so ugly, fucked up and upsetting that it'll kill my sex drive for another year.
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I could probably do that. And what the gay happened here?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:38:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:30:34 EDT (#)
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No not everyone camwhores around here Bell.
EI i think this website definately hit a new low around 2007-01-09.
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shyness ftw.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:30:34 EDT (#)
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No not everyone camwhores around here Bell.
EI i think this website definately hit a new low around 2007-01-09.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:29:08 EDT (#)
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It was the girls wasn't it EI. They did a cracking job on them.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:27:26 EDT (#)
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Littlebint, everybody else camwhores. Its fun to have every inch of your picture dissected by strangers.
And LittleM, I have never suspected you of ladyboyism...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:26:25 EDT (#)
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LOL uber just got worse LOL
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:24:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:19:01 EDT (#)
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They also claim to be girls and some of them probably arent.
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I reckon there's a few of those types around here, too.
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That goes without say, but not going to whore myself on a web site just to prove differently.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:23:53 EDT (#)
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ALL WOMAN BABY!!! YEEEHHAAAARRR!
Unless you count the op....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:19:01 EDT (#)
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They also claim to be girls and some of them probably arent.
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I reckon there's a few of those types around here, too.
*looks around suspiciously*
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:03:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:54:01 EDT (#)
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I am illness free too.
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That's what all the hookers in Thailand say.
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but they are hookers, who believes anything that they say?
They also claim to be girls and some of them probably arent.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:03:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:54:01 EDT (#)
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I am illness free too.
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That's what all the hookers in Thailand say.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 06:01:38 EDT (#)
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Yes, a sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
Hurry up and post.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:58:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:55:22 EDT (#)
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This explains everything
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115806
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Damn you were screwed up. Sorry about that. Hope all is okay now.
Camwhore is unlikely for quite sometime. I know what goes on here and I'm not doing that until I've been here a while. First post would be a start I think.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:55:22 EDT (#)
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This explains everything
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115806
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:55:20 EDT (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, latte is fucking delicious.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:54:24 EDT (#)
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Childlike comment? I guess I dont see it, I was merely pointing out that on a works event when everyone else is happily pissed you are sober drinking latte. So either you are a light weight, Recovering alcoholic, Designated driver(ie Work Victim) or a poof. Doesnt mean anything these days you know. Gays are perfectly fine and accepted.
Of course this is all bullshit on a website so who cares?
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Sarcasm, I wasnt REALLY drinking Latte.
Will you do a camwhore?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:54:01 EDT (#)
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I am illness free too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:52:23 EDT (#)
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Nath had mumps as a child and Redskies had suffered from HIV for years but recently got better apparently.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:50:51 EDT (#)
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...I do. But I'm at home and it's my brothers, and it's just a little one... That's not really an excuse is it? I dont have the table poster at my uni place though; I dont even have that naff mixology one
Either manganese because it makes a really cool purple solution with potassium in water or Gallium, because it'll melt in your hand. Ooh, ooh or several of the transition metals as they make uber cool metal complexes: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=34403673&id=61309370
Shit I put way too much thought into that
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:50:40 EDT (#)
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Bint, perhaps he has a medical condition?
He almost certainly does by the way. I am the only thin man on this website who hasn't suffered a massive illness such as cancer, stroke, brain aneurism or similar.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:46:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:42:04 EDT (#)
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I bet you have the periodic table poster in your room. Geek.
What is your favourite element?
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Element selassie
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:44:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:27:24 BST (#)
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He only has a sports day because he is still at school.
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So ummmmm is there any tread left on the tyres? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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What does this even mean?
And No I'm not a child. In the fresh flush of youth. If you want to accuse someone of being a child then first you should look at your spelling before throwing mud.
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Sorry I was replying to your childlike comment with my own.
I cannot look at my spelling as it is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Childlike comment? I guess I dont see it, I was merely pointing out that on a works event when everyone else is happily pissed you are sober drinking latte. So either you are a light weight, Recovering alcoholic, Designated driver(ie Work Victim) or a poof. Doesnt mean anything these days you know. Gays are perfectly fine and accepted.
Of course this is all bullshit on a website so who cares?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:42:04 EDT (#)
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I bet you have the periodic table poster in your room. Geek.
What is your favourite element?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:27:24 BST (#)
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He only has a sports day because he is still at school.
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So ummmmm is there any tread left on the tyres? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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What does this even mean?
And No I'm not a child. In the fresh flush of youth. If you want to accuse someone of being a child then first you should look at your spelling before throwing mud.
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Sorry I was replying to your childlike comment with my own.
I cannot look at my spelling as it is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!
bad me, i must remmeber not to throw mud, he does get awfully mad.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:39:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:32:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:06:57 BST (#)
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I am too innocent for all of this
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Catholic. :)
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I just want to get to heaven. Though I think most of ubersite will be in the fiery underworld listening to heavy metal and pornography - perhaps it'd be more fun there
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I resent that. I am a deeply religious man. I simply believe that God wants us to take drugs, women and embrace technological advances.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:39:05 EDT (#)
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I guess Philadelphia and Dawn French would get a little dull after awhile.
As for heavy metal I have no idea. I hope not as I'd hate to have so many members of my beloved periodic table associated with the underworld
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:37:02 EDT (#)
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Heaven looks dull. Clouds, halos and cream cheese spread.
Does listening to Heavy Metal get you a ticket to Hell? What about Jazz? Surely that is a one way ticket to Eternal Danmation?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:35:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:27:24 BST (#)
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He only has a sports day because he is still at school.
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So ummmmm is there any tread left on the tyres? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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What does this even mean?
And No I'm not a child. In the fresh flush of youth. If you want to accuse someone of being a child then first you should look at your spelling before throwing mud.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:34:34 EDT (#)
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Berty, you have just inspired me for my next entry to this competition. If it is any good, consider it dedicated to you.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:32:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:06:57 BST (#)
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I am too innocent for all of this
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Catholic. :)
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I just want to get to heaven. Though I think most of ubersite will be in the fiery underworld listening to heavy metal and pornography - perhaps it'd be more fun there
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:31:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:28:49 EDT (#)
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Well i played baseball nd hit a home run!!
Everyone else on the team was drunk and i was just buzzing from my latte.
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Are you a bloke? If you are you sound gay!
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Are you an adult because you sound like you are 11
LOL LMAO!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:28:49 EDT (#)
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Well i played baseball nd hit a home run!!
Everyone else on the team was drunk and i was just buzzing from my latte.
Twas not a back handed compliment, im not sneaky LM but it was bizarre. Peopel are ever so suspicios on this site.
Berty what would cheer you up? And having me stuck in a giant toaster will not be accepted as an idea.
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I'm good for murdering and/or seriously injuring others thanks. I just want to lie on a sofa, watch Father Ted and put my cock in Little Monster.
Maybe later I could eat some junkfood. That'd be okay.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:06:26 BST (#)
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Goat, you are ubers biggest linkwhore.
I can't read long posts until i find my spectacles.
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lol, after such hard work , i think i need more than 7 reviews. quickly find the spectacles and tell me what you think
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:31:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:28:49 EDT (#)
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Well i played baseball nd hit a home run!!
Everyone else on the team was drunk and i was just buzzing from my latte.
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Are you a bloke? If you are you sound gay!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:27:24 BST (#)
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He only has a sports day because he is still at school.
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So ummmmm is there any tread left on the tyres? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:29:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:27:24 EDT (#)
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He only has a sports day because he is still at school.
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I thought he may have been a priest.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:29:05 EDT (#)
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hahaha @ below
Berty. I always thought yours would be the herb garden. Mine would be the poddington peas.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:28:49 EDT (#)
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Well i played baseball nd hit a home run!!
Everyone else on the team was drunk and i was just buzzing from my latte.
Twas not a back handed compliment, im not sneaky LM but it was bizarre. Peopel are ever so suspicios on this site.
Berty what would cheer you up? And having me stuck in a giant toaster will not be accepted as an idea.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:27:24 EDT (#)
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He only has a sports day because he is still at school.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:27:23 EDT (#)
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We live in different worlds LM. If our lives were children's television your world would be a magic forest whilst mine would be a cupboard under the stairs or a bin liner.
Uber needs a new fragile person we can all victimise.
METHOD! GO TO ELECTRO'S HOME AND GIVE HIM CHOCOMUT MILKSHAKE SO THAT WE CAN ALL CALL HIM NAMES AGAIN!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:25:50 EDT (#)
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Erm, thank you for that back handed compliment. Though it is always nice to have an insight to your bizzar activities.
p.s. I would never work for a company that has a sports day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:25:23 EDT (#)
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I guess its because he's not as good as the rest of us :(
poor berty :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:24:43 EDT (#)
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bag
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:23:17 EDT (#)
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How can anyone sustain being in a bad mood for a couple of weeks?!
I get tired if I try and sulk for longer than half an hour. Good grief, if I could I could get you a bucket of brownies just for your commitment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:22:42 EDT (#)
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Regarding car park puddles., I unsuprisingly have a tale to tell. Twas the summery day last year when there were floods, July I believe.
Last year on our way to our works sports day we stopped at the servies to refresh ourselves with a soothing beverage. John and I were very desperate and thirsty so we decided to take a short cut across the car park, unfortunatly we missed the HUGE 1 ft deep puddle and waded across like two lanky ducks.
The moral of this story is that puddles can be deeper than you think.
Oh and always have a change of socks in your bad.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:06:57 BST (#)
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I am too innocent for all of this
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Catholic. :)
LittleMonster, you writing has more depth than Urbanes foo foo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:20:50 EDT (#)
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Probably because I have been in a terrible mood for two weeks now, LM. Also you remind me of my sister which I resent because you have enormous boobs.
EM I am flattered by your adulation almost as much as I am infuriated by it.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:17:52 EDT (#)
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Why do I get the impression you think my writing has the depth of a car park puddle?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:16:52 EDT (#)
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how big is big ;)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:16:13 EDT (#)
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No you don't Emission. I would probably settle for a really big TV though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:14:02 EDT (#)
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Don't do that LM. Al you'll do is write something really really really tragic that will just depress me untill I can find two 18 year olds holding hands on public transport.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:13:50 EDT (#)
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maybe you should think of the naughtiest thought you have ever had LM and roll with it.....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:12:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:10:39 EDT (#)
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when you wanna meet up Berty?
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When you buy a home cinema system or at some point after I am dead. Whichever is sooner.
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Well ummm I ahve a home cinema system now :s
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:12:38 EDT (#)
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Right then EI and Berty. I will see what I can do.
I can spend the rest of the day blushing and feeling sick trying to think it up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:12:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:10:39 EDT (#)
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when you wanna meet up Berty?
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When you buy a home cinema system or at some point after I am dead. Whichever is sooner.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:10:39 EDT (#)
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when you wanna meet up Berty?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:09:55 EDT (#)
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I want to read something so ugly, fucked up and upsetting that it'll kill my sex drive for another year.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:08:04 EDT (#)
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I want to see a REALLY filthy story, all were good in the last round but none gave me a bonor.
Some were too clever for that :(
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:06:57 EDT (#)
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I am too innocent for all of this
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:06:26 EDT (#)
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Goat, you are ubers biggest linkwhore.
I can't read long posts until i find my spectacles.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:05:02 EDT (#)
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LM , write about that time you slept with Rob Lowe and Rob Berg!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:04:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:58 BST (#)
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If we take your DreamWeaver hits into account then you are still on top of me.
Feel better?
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*no
:*(
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and the winner is? http://www.ubersite.com/m/116144
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:03:34 EDT (#)
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Write about our hot night of passion, LM!
Lesbians FTW!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:02:58 EDT (#)
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If we take your DreamWeaver hits into account then you are still on top of me.
Feel better?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*stops crying*
Bless your heart EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:01:26 EDT (#)
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doh
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No bloody idea what to do this time.
*WEEPS*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 05:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
LM for the win!!!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:58:02 EDT (#)
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*gutted*
:(
It is your gay ass B@W post. Otherwise, you'd be so far behind, I'd need a telescope to see you!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:56:35 EDT (#)
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I overtook your hits during the night.
How's that for retal???
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:46:45 EDT (#)
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*submission.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:35:12 EDT (#)
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Slobber slobber slobber.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:33:04 EDT (#)
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I imagine any suggestions you make will be briefly considered and then ignored since I am almost half way through my subission.
I will beat you!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:31:05 EDT (#)
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Do you want to suggest titles or just make them up for ourselves?
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-04-15 04:27:05 EDT (#)
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I <3 you hurty :)