cheerio (898 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-04-15 07:51:03 EDT
Dearest Uber,
I typed this once and uber said something about me yelling, and decided not to post what I had written.
So yeah, uber, hmm what the fuck is all that about huh, I suggest you read Rob Bergs latest post, he may not have the answers but he doesnt have fucking post about the same thing, over and over again.
Through Uber I have talked to two women, that's almost a record for me, when I say talked I listened as they groaned, they didnt know I was listening either, so that was good.
I always wonder If i would of gone to an Uber meet here in England. I think I would have but it's such a shame that there's only a dozen users and about 6 current users from these shores, making a ubercon hard to do. God knows why, you would of thought the lack of travelling would of made things more appealing.
Hmm back to uber, there are some funky people on this site, I mean Rob Berg, sometimes I think he's a weeping vagina, then I feel he is the puppet master of Uber, looking down on Caul as he pulls some strings so caul punches himself in the face.
Uber its been an experience, this site stop me from being bored at work many times but sometimes I feel its me who should take respomsibilty for being bored at work not some homo erotic website (muddy is harmless really)
So uber, you know where I am and if you dont it's
meatspinner1977.at.aol.com
No it really is ;)
EI's going so its time to celebrate.
Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So dont stop me now dont stop me
cause Im having a good time having a good time
Im a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
Im a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
Theres no stopping me
Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all
Im a rocket ship on my way to mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite Im out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
Dont stop me dont stop me
Dont stop me hey hey hey!
Dont stop me dont stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Dont stop me dont stop me
Have a good time good time
Dont stop me dont stop me ah
Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all
LOVE YOU UBER
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-26 17:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 03:23:07 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
beware of The Bristol City domination of the premier league next season please, thankyou.
:)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-17 20:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yes! (Below)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@U
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup... don't care.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 10:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was not the punchline I thought you'd give....
I thought we had a connection FJ...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-16 10:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 15:18:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still feel your presence....
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Boo!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 10:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still feel your presence....
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't that sweet, you're acting like you matter.
______
ZING!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'VE GOT JOY JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART
WHERE??!
DOWN IN MY HEART - DOWN IN MY HEART
I'VE GOT JOY JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART
DOWN IN MY HEART TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAY-AY!
yeah!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope your buddies berg and hurty catch what you got
is it transmitted sexually?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AWESOME.
Don't let this be a joke, God.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't that sweet, you're acting like you matter.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@U
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the pastor of muppets.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen better spelling from you..
Whatever you do, enjoy it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i talked to you
you're a lovely fellow
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry. i thought kk had posted this, you neglected vag.
must've been all the pastel shades of ghey you used for this post.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody cares. fuck off back to pulsehead. hahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't let the door hit you in the...ahhhh, fuck it. I don't care if it hits you or not.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SAD, SAD, LONELY LOSER.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the gay happened here?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber's a huge timesuck. I actually read a book recently. Just visit in between innings when you're watching MLB.TV or when your waiting for your taint to dry completely before you put your skivvies on. Then there's no real time wasted.
Uh oh. My taint is dry.
Later.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know nothing about you so cant really comment.
But I just did anyway because I'm like that.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So...no more boring posts? No more idiotic reviews?
Time for a sexy party!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/11683544@N05/1807209658/sizes/o/
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, who are you again?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL YOU ARE FUNNY
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever you say, kaos
come back when you're straight again!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck of muddy you obese cunt, its my post, and im not leaving for 1hr and 15 minutes
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking go already....jesus christ
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heheh no i did expect it
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry to do this but:
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:29:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry saccy I am going, promise!
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YOU TAKE IT BACK.
I'll miss your comments. You make me laugh more than I probably ever told you. That's a good thing.
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You are lovely Saccy.
You can email me, then we can chat properly.
Love you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry saccy I am going, promise!
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YOU TAKE IT BACK.
I'll miss your comments. You make me laugh more than I probably ever told you. That's a good thing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and I shall not be coming back as an alter before you and hurty accuse every new user of being me.
If they can spell and punctuate, that should be a clue.
Also I have never seen the point (unlike some people) of using alters to be horrible or attempt contoversy :(
( I dont mean Dreamweaver BTW)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just being controversial to try and get you to comment again after apparently making you last one.
*chops off bertys hand and tries to imitate complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and im not sure why you think hurty and I hate each other
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay! i knew i could get you back
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
emission - hurtys most successful alter ever.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You never once got the filename right.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the vortex of gay sucked me in...what can I say, rumpassassin
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:41:27 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is like a kaos king post.....full of over dramatics and gay
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Well you didn't have to come along........fatty.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep intouch pickle. Don't get swim ear and remember us fondly!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are some great typos in this post.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is like a kaos king post.....full of over dramatics and gay
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stupid scroll bar.
Berg = Joke.
Gotcha.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:09:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
What in the name of Bejeebus happened here?!
Where are you going and why?!
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Im just going I guess.
Take care LM, you have my email.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:58:51 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Rob Berg is the puppet master of uber? You've gone way wrong.
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Twas a joke. never mind. not funny.
maybe that why im going.
sorry saccy I am going, promise!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody ever leaves Uber, they just take a break.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i remember when rob berg was a nobody. now he is a puppet master.
they grow up so quickly.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What in the name of Bejeebus happened here?!
Where are you going and why?!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Rob Berg is the puppet master of uber? You've gone way wrong.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK dear, we'll see you tomorrow.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 07:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why don't you post something extremely gay about your vagina and rob berg