All In The Family (pt. 1) + Bonus Camwhore Explaining My Actions. (1453 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-04-15 08:45:43 EDT
The following is utterly repellent, horrifyingly, there will be a sequel.
The rain beat down on Joe as he sprinted to his sister's front door clutching a bottle of wine to enjoy with dinner and a present for their new born son, Steven. Celebration was on his mind as he hadn't seen his sister, Gemma, or her husband, Pete, during the last three months of what had been a difficult pregnancy. A close family, it had been tough on the siblings, but also on Pete who had struggled to support his wife and keep the pace at work. The difficulties had passed over now and all Gemma and Pete had to worry about was late nights and milky sick down their backs. Anticipating the evening had taken up most of Joe's day and he smiled as he finally pressed the doorbell.
Gemma flung open the door and greeted him with a hearty smile.
"Joe! It's great to see you! Come in, you must be soaked, Pete's carving the chicken so we'll just head straight through and sit down, if that's OK?"
"Sounds great," Joe replied, embracing his sister, "You look great too!"
"Thanks."
Walking through the house to the dining room Joe noticed pictures of his sister and Pete with their son Steven. The couple looked exhausted but happy as the little boy slumbered in his mother's arms, nuzzled close to her breast.
"Pete!" He greeted his brother in law enthusiastically, "How's it going big guy?"
"Not bad Joe, good to see your at last, grab a beer if you like?"
"Grand, I'll just stick this in the fridge, I knew it was chicken so I brought white. Need a while to cool mind. Oh, and this is for the sprog." He handed over a lumpy package containing a bear.
"Cheers mate, he's asleep just now but chances are he'll be up before you head off."
"Yeah no bother, don't wake him for something he won't even be able to hold!"
"Come on you two," called Gemma, "It'll get cold if you just stand about talking."
The two men grinned and took their places as Gemma dished up generous portions of potatoes, green beans and chicken. The conversation flowed easily, as it always did, lubricated by alcohol and good food.
A good hour had passed before the first screams of the infant were heard.
"He's probably hungry, I'll go and give him a feed." said a proud mother.
"If it's OK, I'll join you," remarked her brother, "would be nice to see him awake."
"I'll open another bottle of wine," Pete offered as the pair headed up the stairs.
Gemma opened the door gently and immediately the power of little Steven's lungs filled the house. She walked over to the cot, picked the boy up and almost instantly placated him with a ripe nipple. Joe stood at the doorway watching the intimate moment and whether it was the wine or the attractiveness of his sister, he found himself becoming aroused. Surreptitiously he massaged the head of his rapidly stiffening cock through the pocket of his trousers.
"You look good there sis," he stammered.
"Come and have a closer look if you like?" She coyly replied.
He walked over and positioned himself behind the mother and son. She could feel his hot breath on her neck and could sense the slight motion of his hand brushing against her backside as he pleasured himself.
"Joe, there's something I need to say... It's not easy but I want you to just listen. I've always thought you were attractive, all my girlfriends when I was growing up thought the same. I know it's a taboo and everything, but even Pete isn't as good looking as you. I'm only saying this because it's pretty obvious you feel the same. I want to keep this family close and for you to be a good uncle to Steven here and this is probably the best way to do it. I want you to fuck me while I'm feeding him."
Joe had been silent, listening to his sister unfolding the thoughts that were in both their heads but now he gasped.
"Are you... Are you for real?"
"Of course I am, I've never lied to you! The only thing is that I'm still sore from the birth, so you're going to have to fuck my arse. I'm not wearing any underwear and you can see my skirt is loose. Come on Joe, fuck me in the arse!"
He needed no more encouragement as he dropped to his knees behind his sister and hitched up her skirt. Eagerly, he started tonguing her arsehole whilst stroking his now throbbing cock. The earthy moistness of her aroma turned him on even more and he stood up, gently pushing his cock into Gemma's arse. He was all the way in now, but careful to be gentle for fear of disturbing the baby. She gasped as he slowly thrust in and out of her tight hole and he gritted his teeth with pleasure. After only thirty seconds or so he came powerfully into her and pulled his dick out; momentarily they were both lost in the carnal pleasure of what they had done until she let out a thunderous fart, dragging them back into reality. The baby had gone back to sleep in their post coital bliss and she laid him gently down.
A slow clap sounded from the doorway and Pete, dick in hand, quietly said,
"That was some performance you two."
To be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:37:09 EDT (#)
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haha, you're the guy calling ME ugly?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 19:46:11 EDT (#)
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My hair rules, fuck you.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:45:33 EDT (#)
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your hair is comical
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 07:01:53 EDT (#)
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Summat wrong with you Orphy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UEOQqnHMSMc&feature=related
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 04:28:50 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention, this is tame so far.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:18:12 EDT (#)
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Nobody gives a shit you fucking retard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 20:04:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I should have made it a recipe for a shitty luncheon I had recently.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:58:05 EDT (#)
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you stole that line from Irvine Welsh.
It was the only good line in this dreadful piece of shit.
Nice hair though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:41:21 EDT (#)
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You know what's funny? I actually do have a beaten up old rug in my hall. It's not from an Ethiopian infant though, just my hippie commune fellow dweller.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:40:02 EDT (#)
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Ah, Max is your familiar. It is all becoming clear. No good hiding that pentagram with that seagrass weave rug crafted by the Ethiopian you sponsor out of the goodness of your hippy heart.
I see the truth.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:34:37 EDT (#)
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I'd take Satan to the vet and have those horns filed down. You are just asking for trouble otherwise.
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Yeah, if I can book him and Max in on the same days I get a 20% discount.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:30:20 EDT (#)
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Hurty, do not watch American programmes that are advertised with glossy looking shots of has been film stars. You know no good will come of it.
Go and watch Take the Highroad, or, Highroad as I believe it is now called.
I'd take Satan to the vet and have those horns filed down. You are just asking for trouble otherwise.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:24:16 EDT (#)
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No, but he keeps scratching the door frames with his fucking horns. It's very irritating. Almost as irritating as 'Dirty Sexy Money', which is stupid and annoying.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:23:09 EDT (#)
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Did he hang the woodchip? I imagine hell is covered in anaglypta and pine tongue and groove.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:21:06 EDT (#)
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Satan lives in my basement.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:15:05 EDT (#)
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666 hits
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:50:20 EDT (#)
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but hurty uses his smallish hands to good advantage
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I've got pretty big hands actually.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:46:03 EDT (#)
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bubba and hurty circle slowly, appraising weaknesses
hurty tries to remain aloof, but the old paedo's a wily one
they move closer
closer
scrum
it's hard to tell what's happening in there
it looks like bubbas got the balls
but hurty uses his smallish hands to good advantage
hurty's up his bum
hurty's up his bum
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:45:08 EDT (#)
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Loon below.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:41:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:39:29 EDT (#)
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It's private, Willard. Fuck off.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:41:40 EDT (#)
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Part two: Willie shows up and Pete fucks HIM in the pooper.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:39:29 EDT (#)
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It's private, Willard. Fuck off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:39:18 EDT (#)
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I've got a confession actually, I lifted the 'thunderous fart' phrase verbatim from an Irvine Welsh story. I'm terribly ashamed but I hope you can forgive me.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:36:49 EDT (#)
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ahahaha hookup below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:35:10 EDT (#)
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Bite me. I would NEVER write about a thunderous fart. I leave that for the gasbags.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:34:05 EDT (#)
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I just know how close a topic this is to your heart, I wanted to make sure you weren't offended in any way.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:32:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:29:13 EDT (#)
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Aww, just joking Bubba old chap!
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I knew that. . .
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:29:13 EDT (#)
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Aww, just joking Bubba old chap!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:27:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:00:00 EDT (#)
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PS This was ghost written by Bubba.
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Fuck Thee, Thou, and Thine.
:)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:24:35 EDT (#)
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Seriously man, you've got deep seated homophobic/homoerotic obsessions. You might want to get that checked out.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:22:48 EDT (#)
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who is, of course, a deeply committed homosexual
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:15:59 EDT (#)
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you look like george from Grey's anatomy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:38:14 EDT (#)
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Truly it will be a remarkable homosexual odyssey, be still my throbbing cock!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:35:21 EDT (#)
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it will be a riveting tome about what you may expect after your first wet dream and some advice on how to handle the other boys down at the docks when they discover the truth about your 'girlfriend'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:32:55 EDT (#)
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Who writes your script Willie? It's so fresh and full of life! My God I can barely wait to see what your next witticism will be, I'll tell you that for free.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:30:55 EDT (#)
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don't get upset at me because you can't grow poper facial hair, chinless
there are other attributes besides looks to which the fuglies may aspire
you could learn to wash properly, for example
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:26:51 EDT (#)
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It's just as irrelevant a point as you going on about 'fuglies' and other teenage bollocks.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:25:40 EDT (#)
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so?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:24:21 EDT (#)
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Gaylord alter obsessed with cock below.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:21:16 EDT (#)
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two fuglies quarreling below
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:19:42 EDT (#)
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And you look like Jar Jar Binks' retarded gay uncle. Everyone's a winner!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:15:58 EDT (#)
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spacker
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:15:54 EDT (#)
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you look like Michael Keaton on the set of Beetlejuice too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:11:28 EDT (#)
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OH NO MY EYES DON'T POINT THE SAME WAY?!
I only just realised, thanks for pointing it out chaps!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:08:56 EDT (#)
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you know, you really are that bonkeyed aren't you?
scary
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:07:47 EDT (#)
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Kay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:06:52 EDT (#)
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THERE WAS A STEVEN
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:06:25 EDT (#)
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+2 would have been better with a Torquil
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:06:12 EDT (#)
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or Joe
I didn't really learn the appallingly mundane names
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:05:39 EDT (#)
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wait a minute. Is this a true story Hurty?
OR SHOULD I SAY 'STEVEN'?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:04:12 EDT (#)
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Christ - did Berty request this or something?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:02:15 EDT (#)
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You started the whining with your 'WAAAHHHH MY STORY, I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU FOR I AM A MORON.'
eHate is just about the saddest thing I've ever heard of.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:35:42 EDT (#)
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It's not that I thought I deserved a "streak". I could really care less, its just that I e-hate you. Nothin personal. haha. However, I like your whiny retal -2, about me whining. :)
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:39:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:33:25 EDT (#)
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It's gonna move on from the incest, believe me.
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Right. I'm going to end speculation.
The baby gets shoved up somebody's orifice and the punchline at the end is 'born again'.
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That's too fucking funny
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:11:10 EDT (#)
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hurtbythefugly
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:00:51 EDT (#)
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Discomfort (n) - /dɪsˈkʌmfərt/:
1. an absence of comfort or ease; uneasiness, hardship, or mild pain.
2. anything that is disturbing to or interferes with comfort.
3. reading incestuous ubererotica whilst watching the Glen Miller story with one's mother
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:14:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:55:38 EDT (#)
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Cool. These are pretty good, though the caps + italics combo really pissed me off; totally unnecessary.
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Fuck right the fuck off. It's my story, and thats how I wrote it. It's there to signify the thought process inside the characters head. Pathetic you are.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:41:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:30:45 EDT (#)
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Banjo there are no birds on my hair.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:26:48 EDT (#)
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I'm over here!
OVER HERE!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:48:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:42:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:26:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:49:43 BST (#)
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last comment on someone elses post before i go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR!!
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This has already been brought to your attention but I can't help letting a little pee out everytime I see your latest scalp menagerie.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:04:40 EDT (#)
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Ignore them Hurty, you look quite splendid.
Apart from the burger tache obviously.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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I look really young and stupid when I clean shave. I will occasionally take an electric razor to my face and trim some hair, but not regularly.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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There's this company called Bic. They make little plastic things with metal edges.
You should check them out.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:52:33 EDT (#)
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That's sick. What happened to your face?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:50:41 EDT (#)
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I'm vaguely insulted Berty, I've got way more imagination than a threesome in front of a baby.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:48:47 EDT (#)
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People don't like seeing kittens crushed by women in high heels. I know that much. People might say that's a bit 2006 though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:47:40 EDT (#)
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There isn't anywhere else you can go Hurty. THe only other thing you can do is a menage a trois ing front of a baby which isn't so much porn as standard French cinema.
I guess you could do something with the afterbirth but who's going to be grossed out by that, really? It's such an abstract thing to anyone who hasn't held any in their hands. And even then.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:47:22 EDT (#)
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This one made me seriously consider losing my Ubersite password.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:45:03 EDT (#)
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Billy Crystal + Jack Nicholson + Bill Murray = you above.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:44:05 EDT (#)
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Swing and a miss Bertram, swing and a miss.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:39:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:33:25 EDT (#)
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It's gonna move on from the incest, believe me.
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Right. I'm going to end speculation.
The baby gets shoved up somebody's orifice and the punchline at the end is 'born again'.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:33:25 EDT (#)
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It's gonna move on from the incest, believe me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:33:15 EDT (#)
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HOT
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:32:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:31:44 EDT (#)
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I just reckon incest would be a very hard thing to write about convincingly. I am intrigued as to how you approach part 2.
You don't have a sister, do you?
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He does and I've got the first go on her when she's big enough. You can have a go after though, like.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:31:44 EDT (#)
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I just reckon incest would be a very hard thing to write about convincingly. I am intrigued as to how you approach part 2.
You don't have a sister, do you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:29:55 EDT (#)
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How is it ambitious dude?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:27:53 EDT (#)
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Ambitious
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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Not very good porn mind. I'd want something like "Tails from the Back Seat of the Night Bus" or "Beat & Grind 5: Domestic Deflowering" or "Seriously Stoned Babes in Cuddle Core Madness!".
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:19:41 EDT (#)
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But...But....Come on!
You look so sad!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:18:32 EDT (#)
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Ltap I happen to know that my hair is fucking awesome. I do nothing to it and it still looks as great as ever.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:17:40 EDT (#)
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Your hair makes you look like a retard. You don't need any help, but it sure doesn't make your appearance any better.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:16:38 EDT (#)
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LM, I can't believe you can think of hugging me, knowing what horrors lurk within my brain meats!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:15:18 EDT (#)
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This was gross, but you are cute and your expression makes me want to hug you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:14:07 EDT (#)
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Not a contest Ninja, just porn for Berty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:11:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:09:47 BST (#)
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Is this some sort of contest that I missed?
Even if it is, it blows.
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Blows, sucks, pants and grinds.
Actually
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:09:47 EDT (#)
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Is this some sort of contest that I missed?
Even if it is, it blows.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:09:13 EDT (#)
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Seriously though you should know by now that people on Uber, and in my opinion all people everywhere, do not respond to blunt shock. To REALLY get to people you need to use mundane, awful, truths.
A story about a large, plain, kind, woman who gets older, becomes a lolipop woman and then dies alone. Alan Bennett wrote the most horrifying and upsetting stories because he held up a mirror and showed that it was possible to lead a life of nihilistic torture that just never got any better.
Which, incidently, is just another compelling reason why Experima and me should make out.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:07:53 EDT (#)
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Mother of Fuck
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:06:03 EDT (#)
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How come you get emissions last comment ever, you two can't stand each other.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:01:12 EDT (#)
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The seventies called, it wants it's woodchip back!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:00:00 EDT (#)
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PS This was ghost written by Bubba.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:59:21 EDT (#)
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Your razor called and said it misses you and you should stop looking so gay
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:56:00 EDT (#)
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It seems to be just an average piece of anal incest, but by the end of the next bit you will be puking blood out of your eyes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:54:59 EDT (#)
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It'll be a good beard once you shave the moustache off though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:54:20 EDT (#)
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I had high hopes from our previous conversation. High hopes.
What is this though, Hurty? I'll tell you what this is: it's a journal entry from Iddqd's outback family gathering and a picture of a man with alltogether too much hair to avoid looking like 1980's Billy Crystal on a bender.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:51:29 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR!!
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That's rich.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:49:43 EDT (#)
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last comment on someone elses post before i go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:48:50 EDT (#)
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are you looking at me or over my left shoulder...I gotta know?