Silly Sevé (183 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-04-15 09:21:51 EDT
"No way man. It's too weird," said my friend, Sevé. With an effort, he focused his eyes on his glass and opened his wet lips to welcome another mouthful of warm beer.
"But you have to," I reasoned. "It's a dare."
"Yeah? Well you can fuck right off with your dares! I'm sick of looking like a chump everytime you think up another dare for me to do."
He gripped onto the bar with all of his might. His legs wobbled dangerously, and his eyes clouded over in frustration whenever he tried to concentrate on something for more than a second. I drained the remainder of my beer, and placed the glass carefully on the bar.
"So you definitely won't do it?"
"Nah."
"What if I buy you beer? Would you do it then?"
He glared at me, offended but intrigued. "How much beer?"
"As much as you need. As much beer as it takes for you to do it."
Chewing his tongue, Sevé considered my offer. He flared his nostrils and belched loudly.
"Why do you want me to do this anyway?" he mumbled, pointing a grubby finger towards my chest.
"I guess it'll make me happy," I shrugged.
"Alright," he said. "Fine. Buy me a fucking beer. I'll fucking do it."
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"Who the fuck is Harold Bishop anyway?" he would later ask.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 04:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol.
Twit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture is dead small, I can barely see it!