Silly Sevé (re-sized) (487 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-04-15 09:22:31 EDT
"No way man. It's too weird," said my friend, Sevé. With an effort, he focused his eyes on his glass and opened his wet lips to welcome another mouthful of warm beer.
"But you have to," I reasoned. "It's a dare."
"Yeah? Well you can fuck right off with your dares! I'm sick of looking like a chump everytime you think up another dare for me to do."
He gripped onto the bar with all of his might. His legs wobbled dangerously, and his eyes clouded over in frustration whenever he tried to concentrate on something for more than a second. I drained the remainder of my beer, and placed the glass carefully on the bar.
"So you definitely won't do it?"
"Nah."
"What if I buy you beer? Would you do it then?"
He glared at me, offended but intrigued. "How much beer?"
"As much as you need. As much beer as it takes for you to do it."
Chewing his tongue, Sevé considered my offer. He flared his nostrils and belched loudly.
"Why do you want me to do this anyway?" he mumbled, pointing a grubby finger towards my chest.
"I guess it'll make me happy," I shrugged.
"Alright," he said. "Fine. Buy me a fucking beer. I'll fucking do it."
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"Who the fuck is Harold Bishop anyway?" he would later ask.
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User Reviews
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahaha
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-16 04:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lick my feet and kiss my ass baby
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:o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of fucked up name is seve?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahah! I am back in the ratings lead, baby, and, oh, what's this, a higher average too!!
Lick my feet and kiss my ass baby and eat your words!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bloody hate Harold Bishop, the fucking pompous hippy vegetarian.
Fast forward 20 years, and it's hurty!!
lol
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA.
Is Seve french for 'dumbass'?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahaha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bugger, forgot to rate!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-15 18:16:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh. how much more beer did you have to buy him. Sounds like he was only about one away...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:38:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:24:03 EDT (#)
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Exactly. I think he was kind of a legend on the show or something though. Along with another character called 'Toadfish'. Not really sure why.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:20:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah Hurty, I looked it up already. So someone got a tattoo of a semi-obscure Australian actor?
Worthy of a "ha", I guess...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:18:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.google.com + Harold Bishop = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Bishop
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:17:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-15 08:47:50 CDT (#)
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Haha... uhhh, i may get lynched here but... who is Harold Bishop?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have "inflate by blowing" tattooed above my cock.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish I could say that I didnt know who Harold Bishop is.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:49:33 EDT (#)
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Google motherfucker, use it.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha... uhhh, i may get lynched here but... who is Harold Bishop?
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:47:07 EDT (#)
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I know someone who had 'Pier Pressure' tattoed on his back!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:27:11 EDT (#)
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Ltap is a fucking moron.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for having a friend with a weird name who chews his tongue.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA