Teenage boys are the Devil (1597 hits)
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Submitted by LittleBint (View user info) at 2008-04-15 09:45:43 EDT
Robert wasn't exactly what you would call handsome, unless your opinion of handsome was a spotty faced teenage boy with the muscle structure of a malnourished Ethiopian, but he was my boyfriend all the same. I was sweet 16, and at the time relatively untouched, he had groped a feel once but that was it.
My school was a convent school run with the iron rod of Catholicism by some lovely, and some decidedly un-lovely, Nuns. The religion aspect was something I had to get used too but the education itself was great and in a wonderful setting. It did have some rather strict rules with regards males and their presence on the grounds. Apparently it was perfectly acceptable to have a mentally challenged ground keeper, but any boy of, perceived, fully functioning age was a definite no no.
I had arranged to meet with Robert after school to go somewhere thrilling, like the beach or something similar. The evenings were light and pleasant so a stroll along the front and a fish supper seemed like a great idea. The plan was rather simple, I finish school, Robert waits for me to finish at a suitable spot out of sight of the main gates, we meet and the evening goes on like so many before it. I still remember stipulating to him, in the strongest language I could muster, that on no account was he to cross the gateway and walk into the school. This really was something that could cause all kinds of terrible events, the thought of the Militant Monks abseiling from the covert CatholiCopter to tackle the young Hormone that was Robert really was too much to bear.
So with the 'Rules' explained I was sitting in a last minute assembly of the whole school listening to the Headmistress, a Lovely Nun called Sister Beatrice. She was droning on about some minor misdemeanour committed by a lower year; we were all to be taken to task to ensure that we protect ourselves by taking the younger girls in hand. I feel a nudge from my friend sitting next to me and for a brief instant I actually think I may have missed something important. I start to pay attention to the Irish voice until another sharp jab in the ribs made me look at my friend. She points to the window and my jaw drops to the floor.
There standing in all his gormless glory was Robert. Spotty face pressed against the window looking in at the congregated school girls, I am hoping that the smear on the window was due to some over excited spot choosing an inappropriate moment to burst forth.
Sister Beatrice realises that the crowds attention has wandered somewhat and looks in the direction of the horrified faces.
"Well what is that?" In a horrified Irish tone. "And who does that belong to then?"
I shakily raise my hand.
"Little Bint. Go to my office straight away, I shall talk to you in a moment. I will deal with this young man."
As I stood I saw her bundle up her robe and storm towards the door shaking her head. I could almost hear her turning to the rest of the girls whilst point to the face at the window and saying "That Girls is the face of Rape. Take a good long look at the beady eyes and the sweaty brow. It's pregnancy waiting to happen."
A little while later Sister arrived to give me my reprimand.
"Well Little Bint I expected so much better from you. What is the reason that you have for inviting a strange boy onto the school premises?"
"Sister I didn't. I promise you that I told him to wait outside for me and that he wasn't to come in at all."
"Well. You have always been an honest girl before, and I have no reason to disbelieve you now, but he came onto the premises and I cannot let that go. I will be informing your parents about this."
"Yes Sister."
"You have to understand my girl that boys that age are dangerous. They will try to use you and get things from you. Trying to get one to actually listen to what you are saying in nigh on impossible you mark my words."
"Yes Sister."
"We shall not be having any Babies before marriage now Little Bint."
"Yes Sister, I'm sorry Sister."
"Yes well go on your way and remember what I told you."
I left fuming. I grabbed my bag and practically barged people out of the way to catch up with Robert. Finding him lurking outside the gate with a smirk on his face was the final straw. I laid into him screaming and shouting and his grin soon disappeared. I then took the momentous decision to break up with him, I could hear the angels singing as I did it or it could have been early onset of tinnitus. As I turned to walk away his little voice piped up and he said:
"So when do I get to finger you?"
Robert went home that day realising that some girls hit bloody hard and that the chances of him producing unwanted babies in the near future had been seriously reduced.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:44:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:44:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-16 10:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:30:50 EDT (#)
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That Girls is the face of Rape. - plus 2 for this line alone. Not a bad little story.
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Plus:
Stick around. Write more than I do. Don't suck.
I think you'll do just fine here.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-04-16 08:49:27 EDT (#)
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So did he finger you or not?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-15 22:26:41 EDT (#)
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This was a well written post. However, I hope that you don't make a habit of writing about things that have happend to you. Occasionally they are insightful, funny, and inspiring. But usually people forget that they really aren't that interesting and write a page and a half about getting a pack of gum from the gas station. Please don't turn into that person.
Thanx-
HellRazer
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:24:35 EDT (#)
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Great.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:09:13 EDT (#)
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stupid scroll
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-15 16:08:50 EDT (#)
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welcome
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:05:36 EDT (#)
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i hate those fucking nuns
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:51:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:01:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:58:11 EDT (#)
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>>>"So when do I get to finger you?"
That is SO not what I said, and you know it.
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Do you really want me to tell the rest of the boys that you wanted it the other way round?
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bahahahahhaha
Great post too : D
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:44:54 EDT (#)
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i knew i knew I KNEW this was your first post from the first sentence.
which is all i read.
welcome to uber.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:44:41 EDT (#)
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Enjoyable.
I found the best way to deal with nuns is to hit on them. No matter what they say or do, just keep hitting on them.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-15 13:02:24 EDT (#)
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Really there was a Sister John and a Sister Philip (both Irish) at the school I attended.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA.... The face of RAPE.....
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:38:25 EDT (#)
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Catholic school was kind of rough, but at least mine was co-ed and the days of the nuns had long since passed before I arrived. Dealing with my mother as my teacher in 5th and 6th grade did make some things awkward, though!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:16:31 EDT (#)
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Through my formative years, I had a number of older sisters who went to the same school to keep me in line. At this point, I have an Irish wife and a younger sister who stands at about 6'2, and while I can generally get her in an armlock or submission hold, she can usually manage to pick me up and fling me against things. Oh, and that Susie Derkins, who will rat me out for pretty much anything I say on here. Anything that can be construed in any way as perverted earns me a frying pan to the head or a knee to the head. I never got to have any fun. :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:51:34 EDT (#)
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Sorry for being nosy, it's just someone has to ask these things and if anyone else do it it'll be all "so us your bewbs" this and "RARR, I'm a mysoginist" the other.
Incidently there is nothing wrong if you want to make a statement that your ideal man is a broad shouldered, athletic fellow with cropped blonde hair and huge trousers.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:41:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:38:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:36:22 EDT (#)
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Yessum - sorry sir. Boot shine guv'nor?
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No, that will be all today Ben. You may retire to your dimly lit chamber to continue your simple literary creations.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:35:22 EDT (#)
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Berty you really do pry. No Marriage and no current. Happy being me. Robert was stupidly skinny. I have no perfect Type, just someone who engages the mind is a bonus these days.
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So anyone. Basically.
The implications of that are pretty heavy.
Still, nevermind. Keep on trucking and always be amusing.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:36:22 EDT (#)
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Yessum - sorry sir. Boot shine guv'nor?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:35:22 EDT (#)
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Berty you really do pry. No Marriage and no current. Happy being me. Robert was stupidly skinny. I have no perfect Type, just someone who engages the mind is a bonus these days.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:35:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:30:26 EDT (#)
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For the last time, my name's Bill not Ben.
I was going to entitle it 'The Modern Man's Guide to the Musings of Bertram', but this has just died a tragic premature death due to your lack of decorum.
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Oh my poor, poor, poor little orphan friend. How little you understand the ways of the world, how sheltered you have been. Decorum is a matter of station, of which you have none. It's something you're given by your parents you see.
So keep a civil tounge, you little bollocks.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:30:26 EDT (#)
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For the last time, my name's Bill not Ben.
I was going to entitle it 'The Modern Man's Guide to the Musings of Bertram', but this has just died a tragic premature death due to your lack of decorum.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:28:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:22:45 EDT (#)
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Berty - all these reviews are gold for my next post.
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Shut up Ben, nobody cares about the opinions of orphans so nobody is going to read the grossly distorted compilation of quotes you have prepared in a crude effort to assasinate my charachter.
Unless you're planning a tribute to my excellence in all things, then you'll be on the track for stardom and an enormous readership.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:22:45 EDT (#)
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Berty - all these reviews are gold for my next post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:22:02 EDT (#)
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Wait, you're married aren't you? No children you say but there is a definate unspoken "yet" waiting in the eaves. Also Robert is pointed out as being skinny which means your current man is probably not.
Hmm... did you meet him at University?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:21:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:16:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:00 EDT (#)
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Hm. A new user with an attitude and reasonable first effort. I hope you get funnier or this probably won't go too well for you.
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Yeah, I had shit for my first effort. Actually it wasn't a first effort since there was no effort to it, it was just a weak shitpost.
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And how things have improved since then...
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:16:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:00 EDT (#)
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Hm. A new user with an attitude and reasonable first effort. I hope you get funnier or this probably won't go too well for you.
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Yeah, I had shit for my first effort. Actually it wasn't a first effort since there was no effort to it, it was just a weak shitpost.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:09:44 EDT (#)
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Not far off Berty, not far off. Not in accounts or credit control though and no children.
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Close enough though!
*flexes fingers*
The old magic's still there.
Alright, I've got a pretty good picture of you in my head now. You can go ahead and post a picture of yourself now. You can post a pretend one if you like and then have loads of fun ripping on boys for being skinny.
Be all "Ah Wan' ma mey'en BIG!"
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:09:44 EDT (#)
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Not far off Berty, not far off. Not in accounts or credit control though and no children.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:07:10 EDT (#)
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So that means 5'2 and about 12 stone.
Most likely works in Accounts or Credit Control but potentially Publicity, you can never tell these days.
Unless I am completely wrong and you are, like, a mature woman or something with children who is a proper person just having a laugh.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:04:30 EDT (#)
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I'm probably considered both Berty, judging by the seriously high standards expected by most of the prepubescent users here.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:02:06 EDT (#)
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Thank God for that. She was rubbish.
And fat. And ugly.
You're not fat or ugly are you? Not that it matters really, As long as you're funny I'm sure you'll be able to find a nice husband amongst the rabble. Thin as rails the lot of them, mind, so you'll probably be best looking to the seppos for your more bulbous types.
I'd suggest the Aussies but apparently they all have growths of hair in the most fantastic of places.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 11:01:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:58:11 EDT (#)
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>>>"So when do I get to finger you?"
That is SO not what I said, and you know it.
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Do you really want me to tell the rest of the boys that you wanted it the other way round?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:58:11 EDT (#)
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>>>"So when do I get to finger you?"
That is SO not what I said, and you know it.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:55:28 EDT (#)
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No, fraid not. Not a previous user I'm afraid Berty
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:53:01 EDT (#)
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+2 jesus cockring
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:49:34 EDT (#)
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Well?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:45:46 EDT (#)
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Right.
Are you or are you not the user formerly known as Shadowfax?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:44:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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OMG Are you Welsh?
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Good God NO!
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Dang. Guess it's going to be awhile before we've got the complete set then.
Also the Welsh accent is the best accent on a woman. That is a fact.
Where are you from then?
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Born Hong Kong
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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OMG Are you Welsh?
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Good God NO!
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Dang. Guess it's going to be awhile before we've got the complete set then.
Also the Welsh accent is the best accent on a woman. That is a fact.
Where are you from then?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:36:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:32:06 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry you read way too much into my nun comment. I just think that being taught by people with a religious focus is stupid. As for your 'imature' (again, sic) comment, you're a fucking idiot. Tax is unavoidable, sadly.
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Not an Idiot Hurt, just pointing out that we all pay money to places we dont really want to some times. Is everything you buy definately sourced ethically and above board, I doubt it, most of us have at least one item from the wonderful land of democracy and light that is China.
You must understand that yes, they were religious, but the main focus of the school was being a school and teaching children. It just so happened they were nuns.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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OMG Are you Welsh?
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Good God NO!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:32:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:29:57 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:25:51 EDT (#)
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There's nothing wrong with paying for an education.
There's something wrong with paying to get fiddled with by nuns though. And have your head filled full of religious dogma. And giving money to one of the most fucked up organizations in the world.
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Dont believe everything you hear on the news or in papers. At no point was I fiddled with by a Nun. Their religion was in the background, but the main drive was teaching. They didnt overly force the religion on anyone, the do's and don'ts were pretty similar to most schools really.
And giving money to one of the most fucked up organisations in the world. That really is a very imature comment Hurt, we all give money to fucked up organisations at some point in our lives. Christ we all pay tax for one thing.
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I'm sorry you read way too much into my nun comment. I just think that being taught by people with a religious focus is stupid. As for your 'imature' (again, sic) comment, you're a fucking idiot. Tax is unavoidable, sadly.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:30:50 EDT (#)
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That Girls is the face of Rape. - plus 2 for this line alone. Not a bad little story.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:29:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:25:51 EDT (#)
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There's nothing wrong with paying for an education.
There's something wrong with paying to get fiddled with by nuns though. And have your head filled full of religious dogma. And giving money to one of the most fucked up organizations in the world.
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Dont believe everything you hear on the news or in papers. At no point was I fiddled with by a Nun. Their religion was in the background, but the main drive was teaching. They didnt overly force the religion on anyone, the do's and don'ts were pretty similar to most schools really.
And giving money to one of the most fucked up organisations in the world. That really is a very imature comment Hurt, we all give money to fucked up organisations at some point in our lives. Christ we all pay tax for one thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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OMG Are you Welsh?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:27:51 EDT (#)
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I don't know, I just wanted to call you soemthing like a nasty catholic bitch and then have a go at you for being a shapist bigot.
You know, for kicks.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:26:07 EDT (#)
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Why can't everyone just get along?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:25:51 EDT (#)
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There's nothing wrong with paying for an education.
There's something wrong with paying to get fiddled with by nuns though. And have your head filled full of religious dogma. And giving money to one of the most fucked up organizations in the world.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:23:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:21:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:20:20 BST (#)
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Going to a catholic school does not neccesarily mean that I am Catholic Berty, It just means my parents paid them enough to get me through the door.
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And that's a good thing how?
Also, "neccesarily" (sic) IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH!?
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No it's a Typo. Which I am more than happy to admit to. Keep it up Hurt.
What's wrong with paying for an education exactly?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:21:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:20:20 BST (#)
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Going to a catholic school does not neccesarily mean that I am Catholic Berty, It just means my parents paid them enough to get me through the door.
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And that's a good thing how?
Also, "neccesarily" (sic) IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH!?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:20:20 EDT (#)
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Going to a catholic school does not neccesarily mean that I am Catholic Berty, It just means my parents paid them enough to get me through the door.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:17:41 EDT (#)
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Fucking Catholics.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:17:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:14:30 EDT (#)
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If I ever see Sister Joan Maureen again, which is highly unlikely since I'm sure she's burning in hell, I will hit her with my car, then back up and hit her again.
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It is strange that for women supposedly full of the wonders of the Lord how nasty Nuns can be when it comes to discipline
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:15:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:13:23 EDT (#)
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Nobody actually cares who you are, just do you know.
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Good. Sorry what is the last part of that? Just do you know? What the fuck does that even mean. Is it English?
And judging from the two people below claiming me as EI I guess some people do care, by wondering in the first place. So please keep up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:15:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:14:30 EDT (#)
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If I ever see Sister Joan Maureen again, which is highly unlikely since I'm sure she's burning in hell, I will hit her with my car, then back up and hit her again.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:14:20 EDT (#)
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This was a bit meh.
Plus, 20-30 year old boys are the devil too! And proud of it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:13:23 EDT (#)
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Nobody actually cares who you are, just do you know.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:11:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:08:28 EDT (#)
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Strenuous denial. Alter.
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There was no strenuous Denial. I was just pointing out that I am definately not the swimming wonder boy EI.
I dont need to prove anything to you re alter status or not. I shall keep posting what I want when I want to. You can all just scratch your heads, or face, and wonder if you like, but really there are much more enjoyable things to be doing than wondering about who someone is.
Strange that you just cant be new. People need a hobby!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:08:28 EDT (#)
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Strenuous denial. Alter.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:07:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:05:58 EDT (#)
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LittleBint = Emission Impossible
count it
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Did you see me use "Could of" rather than "Could have" or words to that effect in here?
Please, I can even hit spell check
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:07:24 EDT (#)
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Alter, certainly. EI? Not so sure.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:06:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:05:58 BST (#)
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LittleBint = Emission Impossible
count it
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:05:58 EDT (#)
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LittleBint = Emission Impossible
count it
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:03:20 EDT (#)
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In all honesty though, this was pretty good, if a little formal. Also, random capitalization was weird.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:03:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:00 EDT (#)
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Hm. A new user with an attitude and reasonable first effort. I hope you get funnier or this probably won't go too well for you.
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So whats Your excuse then? It sure as hell isnt personality or wit.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:58:11 EDT (#)
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Also, is this fiction or nonfiction?
Because if you try to pass it off as non-fiction I'm taking back my +2, it's just too unlikely that nuns would be that stereotypical.
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You obviously havent met many nuns. Alot of them are this stereotypical. The begining of year speach was always the same, in Irish Voice:
"There will be NO! Booze. NO! Boys, NO Foul Language. NO!...... " Blah Blah Blah.
This is Non-Fiction
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:02:00 EDT (#)
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Hm. A new user with an attitude and reasonable first effort. I hope you get funnier or this probably won't go too well for you.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:59:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, almost forgot, "Auto New User Haze -2".
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Of course. If thats what helps get you hard.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:58:51 EDT (#)
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What? I broke up with him and he still expected to get inside me. Seriously misguided young man. I learnt all i know about brutality from Nuns, they are tough you mark my words.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:58:11 EDT (#)
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Also, is this fiction or nonfiction?
Because if you try to pass it off as non-fiction I'm taking back my +2, it's just too unlikely that nuns would be that stereotypical.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, almost forgot, "Auto New User Haze -2".
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If he is a rapist now it is all your fault. His relationships with women will have changed for the worse since you rejected him.
Sometimes girls should just accept a bit of fingering.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:54:47 EDT (#)
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Oh poor Robert if he isnt a rapist I imagine him being rather lonely, maybe even here on Uber somewhere.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-15 09:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good. You write nicely.
I do love a good fing'rin.