m4w... Electro? (i resized it. i think. i don't know.) (963 hits)
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Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2008-04-16 02:01:37 EDT
Somebody be this guy's friend.
And actually, now that I've analyzed it, it could be Method.
Somebody be George's friend.
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Looking for a friend who shares my line of thought - m4w - 29
Reply to: pers-625143309.at.craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-31, 12:37PM EDT
Greetings. I am a 29 y/o male, Columbia, area. I am just looking for a female friend. Why a female? Because I tend to get along better with them then men, always have, not sure why. I'm looking for something a little bit different then most on here. Not asking to be able to meet in person or even talk on the phone, just someone who shares similar interests and would like to talk and make a new friend. I sometimes feel like I am living in a fantasy world . . . like I am wanting something that doesn't exist. Let me give you an example. I was watching a movie this weekend, it was a comedy, but at the end the main guy gives the girl this "look" and they kiss and then they ride off into the sunset (literally). I sit and watch that and want a moment like that. A kiss like that. My head tells me "it's just a movie" my heart tells me "it can happen." I'm not on here to find that person who I can share a moment like that. Once you get to know me you will understand why that is not a possibility for me. But I AM looking for someone who wants the same things and would like a friend to talk to and share those wants, and wishes, and dreams with. Someone who does dream what seems to be the impossible dream. I want to know I am not the only one out there who still believes it can happen. If any of this makes sense and sounds like someone you want to be friends with. Drop me a line.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ electro this electro that you're living in the fucking past
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i know, right.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a horrible human being.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i peruse CL personals when i'm bored. it's quite entertaining.
most of the time i go to the W4W casual encounters and read about girls looking for some hot girl on girl action while i'm jacking off.
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You know that those are all fake, right?
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of course i do. but it gives me something to think about.
i don't have the imagination that i used to have when i was a teenager who had just discovered masturbation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soooo, did you give him a call yet or what?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
were you a Golden Bear?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:45:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuckin fight you to the death, bitch
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you don't bring me flowers anymore.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can raise funds open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can change the nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:58:31 EDT (#)
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Wanted! Somebody to go back in time with me!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons! Extensive computer skills are required.
Saefty is not guaranteed. I have only done this TWICE before.
Last guy who answered did not return home with me.
ONLY SERIOUS RESPONSES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plan to leave in a few weeks.
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P.S. That was funnier when YTMND did it 2+ years ago. Toss out some Titanic jokes because they're so new and fresh.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He sounds nice
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-16 09:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i peruse CL personals when i'm bored. it's quite entertaining.
most of the time i go to the W4W casual encounters and read about girls looking for some hot girl on girl action while i'm jacking off.
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You know that those are all fake, right?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i peruse CL personals when i'm bored. it's quite entertaining.
most of the time i go to the W4W casual encounters and read about girls looking for some hot girl on girl action while i'm jacking off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-16 06:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuckin fight you to the death, bitch
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-16 05:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be your friend
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-16 04:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Craiglist is just a tremendously upsetting place. It is like a neverending Achewood strip that just has Ray shooting a deer in front of children again and again and again.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-16 04:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wanted! Somebody to go back in time with me!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons! Extensive computer skills are required.
Saefty is not guaranteed. I have only done this TWICE before.
Last guy who answered did not return home with me.
ONLY SERIOUS RESPONSES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plan to leave in a few weeks.
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Are we back yet?
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wanted! Somebody to go back in time with me!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons! Extensive computer skills are required.
Saefty is not guaranteed. I have only done this TWICE before.
Last guy who answered did not return home with me.
ONLY SERIOUS RESPONSES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plan to leave in a few weeks.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hey... Hey bud... Hey... BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
I just cursed you with AIDS."
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one post per day arsehole
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yay