Uberotica 08': Sex Machine (668 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -0.27 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-04-16 19:47:19 EDT
Damn. Is it hot in here? It feels hot in here. Maybe it's just my shitty beard-moustache thing that I havn't shaved off yet. You know you love it.
I think we should take our clothes off to relieve the tension.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:04:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i had bagels with strawberry cream cheese this morning served to me in bed before i had to get up and come to the hellhole I call my job. it's not that the facility or the job itself is so bad necessarily it's just that they expect me to be here at certain times for certain lenghts of tim that really bothers me. fuck them right in thier "we want at least 40 hours out of you slave" asses.
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I know, right? It's like I always say: working is for losers.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i had bagels with strawberry cream cheese this morning served to me in bed before i had to get up and come to the hellhole I call my job. it's not that the facility or the job itself is so bad necessarily it's just that they expect me to be here at certain times for certain lenghts of tim that really bothers me. fuck them right in thier "we want at least 40 hours out of you slave" asses.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GTFO STEAK
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You're just pissed off because my picture made you soak your chair.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GTFO STEAK
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-17 04:05:15 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost everybody on this website looks like Nath.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If i wore panties, they'd be wet! Now play me your guitar, sexy!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
after a night of petrone and jack daniels this just made me puke
motherfucker
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-04-17 06:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that was worth a fucking click.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-17 05:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost everybody on this website looks like Nath. Y'all have many names, eh?
I feel sick today.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-17 04:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too many jokes
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 04:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your mum cut your hair with a bowl?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-17 03:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am embarrassed for both of us
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-17 02:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am outside.
There are trees and everything. b
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-17 01:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that shiny thing behind you is the sun.
you should see more of it.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-17 01:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps, you are one nerdy lookin' mother fucker.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-16 22:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-16 22:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking sausagefest in here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 21:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
www.bergersite.com
+3s for all!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 21:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
actually i've been posting on robersite
it's kinda gay but the only rating is +3 so it's quite nice for the old self esteem
and afterwards we all meet on gabbly for witty repartee
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy - steak's boyfriend is rob berg, i believe
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AHAHHAHahahah AH HAAH...
>COUGH<
OMG - that HotWIllie sure is a hoot.
A gay joke! How novel.
That kid is, like, totally wasting his talents hanging around this dump.
Lucky for us he sticks around. God bless him.
I <3 WILLIE!
+2 WILLIE 4EVA!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 WILLIE.
YAY!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BERG
hey this will work great
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Willie,
Guess how many times I mention you on other posts?
I would LOVE you to follow me around... good lord - that would be awesome.
Really show off how important ratings are. You big trickster you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy - steak's boyfriend is rob berg, i believe
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's a negative two just because berg is trying to suck me into his vortex of boring
maybe i'll just follow him around and -2 anything he likes and never ever respond to him
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck's the dork in the picture...your boyfriend?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Willy has a crush on me.
SA-weet.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
although...
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not you steak i was talking to berg
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps, you are one nerdy lookin' mother fucker.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 20:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steak
Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Steak!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Steak!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Steak!)
Right on
You see this cat Steak is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Steak
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his computer.
(ilikesteak)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-16 19:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NICE QUIFF, KARLA HOMOLKA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-16 19:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your hair is horrible